Unofficial Hyundai goof off thread

[twospirits]

Wasn't that a movie?

TS out

[free2roamaz]

Originally Posted by twospirits

Wasn't that a movie?

TS out

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The Nun and the Book of the Road...yeah...Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back...freakin classic movie. The rest of it could be, but I'm not sure. I just thought about tryin it for a min. (Sobriety was not a major factor in the thought process in that post.)

[twospirits]

I'll have to rent it out from Netflix since that movie was way before my time.

TS out

[nisco]

holy sausage nipples!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[free2roamaz]

Did you know it is always hotter in the city than it is in the summer?
It is also colder in the country than it is in the winter.

[nisco]

Originally Posted by free2roamaz

Did you know it is always hotter in the city than it is in the summer?
It is also colder in the country than it is in the winter.

dude what the FUCK?!?!

[BigTDawg]

nisco, you have a nice butt

[twospirits]

Originally Posted by BigTDawg

nisco, you have a nice butt

Holy blackmail Batman.
Oh man, that quote is so much going in someones signature.

Damn, Nisco had longer hair than I thought.

TS out

[nisco]

ohhh youre talking about that girl in my sig, hahaha
yeah shes purdy dayum coot

[BigTDawg]

who's sig? i want to see it when its there

[tibby01]

did you know(from rdtib)...

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance

Women blink nearly twice as much as men

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.

[nisco]

Originally Posted by BigTDawg

who's sig? i want to see it when its there

the girl in my sig.. der
shes there now....

[free2roamaz]

Originally Posted by nisco

the girl in my sig.. der
shes there now....

Hell yeah dude! I would piss in her butt hole. (If that is your girl IRL, this is your "Oh SHIT! My bad dude!" If not, prior statement stands.)

[nisco]

Originally Posted by free2roamaz

Hell yeah dude! I would piss in her butt hole. (If that is your girl IRL, this is your "Oh SHIT! My bad dude!" If not, prior statement stands.)

hahah no shes not mine.. .but ive had asses that fine before....

[twospirits]

Originally Posted by free2roamaz

Hell yeah dude! I would piss in her butt hole. (If that is your girl IRL, this is your "Oh SHIT! My bad dude!" If not, prior statement stands.)

Damn, Too much info dude. Besides what kind of girls you go out with that let you piss in their butthole.

TS out (looking for golden shower ladies)