what ever happened to honour amongst riders???

[aussieidiot]

I have worked out who my wife left me for!

It a fricken triumph 675 poofter.

I went on rides with this ass pimple.

She never liked getting on the back of mine, and it was weird when she left because she took her helmet and jacket! She was only taking what she needed.

Plus side. Now she's out, I park the blade IN the house. Where ever the "F" i like.

[richtazz]

Now that you know who the tool is, try to refrain from gut-stomping him.

Women are a fickle group. She's trying to impress him because the relationship is still new. Rest assured, she'll be denying him rides soon enough.

[speediva]

Remember: Tri-CHUMP!!!!

Besides, that piece of shit (both the bike and pilot) are obviously slower - and more her pace. If she can't handle the fireblade, fu(k her!




As for honour... there hasn't been any for a LONG ass time. Beyond that, I can't say shit b/c I... can't.

[Steel]

I'd say, it's time to go RoadRash on his ass. A nice worn out 530 chain will put some hurt down, or you can go the quick and easy route and pull up next to him with a sawed-off shotgun

Or find yourself a HOT HOT HOT 18 year old blondie with nice big titties and a tight ass, or whatever kind of girl your ex hates the most and bring HER around on the bike and throw it in HER face. And make it seem as if you're happier now, even if you're not.

[aussieidiot]

It gets better.

She crashed my car yesterday. she ran a red light and got cleaned up leaving fucknuckles place. hmmmm HA!

and wait for it.

her friends who know the deal, hate this guy and won't accept him at all. YAH life sucks to be her.

[Steel]

wait, so she's divorcing you, but still driving your car?

Doesn't pass the smell test. You should get with her best looking friend if possible. That's what *I* would do.

[aussieidiot]

This is going to sound weird but....
I'm being the better person out of this.
the car is registered to me. but its really her car. her plates, her music, her car.

We've been together 11 years so pretty much nothing is really "hers" or "mine".

I'm being quite reasonable to her and that is my way of getting back at her. she expects me to be the bastard and that would make it easier for her to take me for everything. this way she still feels guilty. realises she fucked up and is walking away with whatever i let her.

she has seen my cranky and she doesn't want that. new guy will end up with steel cap boot in face given the chance.

[richtazz]

Originally Posted by aussieidiot

This is going to sound weird but....
I'm being the better person out of this.
the car is registered to me. but its really her car. her plates, her music, her car.

We've been together 11 years so pretty much nothing is really "hers" or "mine".

It's good you're being the better person.

Originally Posted by aussieidiot

I'm being quite reasonable to her and that is my way of getting back at her. she expects me to be the bastard and that would make it easier for her to take me for everything. this way she still feels guilty. realises she fucked up and is walking away with whatever i let her.

You're absolutely correct that you being nice will eat at her. She expects you to blow up, and when you don't, it'll piss her off.

Originally Posted by aussieidiot

she has seen my cranky and she doesn't want that. new guy will end up with steel cap boot in face given the chance.

Don't boot him in the face, it will back-fire on you. Not only will the Florence Nightingale effect kick in (she'll tend to his wounds and it will justify her leaving), but it will also get you arrested. As much as he has it coming, the authorities don't think you have the right to stomp his ass (although I do!).

[aussieidiot]

have you ever seen American History X. that's what i'm thinking of!

[richtazz]

That is the exact scene I pictured as I read this the first time.

[72chevelleOhio]

Invite him rock climbing....a pet snake can take care of him.

Holy cow a......cow? What do you feed those things down there????

[aussieidiot]

Originally Posted by 72chevelleOhio

Invite him rock climbing....a pet snake can take care of him.

Holy cow a......cow? What do you feed those things down there????

Back packers!!!!

[-The Stig-]

Originally Posted by speediva

Remember: Tri-CHUMP!!!!

Besides, that piece of shit (both the bike and pilot) are obviously slower - and more her pace. If she can't handle the fireblade, fu(k her!

Hey... I take offence to that... I ride a 675 Triumph... and it's not slow by any means!

Although, I took the rear seat and pegs off, so I can't ride a passenger... so I can't steal no womens!