Off-Topic Thread...

[Broke_as_****]

Video of me sliding it sideways 100mph the wrong way down a highway offramp with the rears on fire and the entire Seattle police department on my ass?

Will do

[DeleriousZ]

only 100?? pshhhh

[Broke_as_****]

Broke_as_****: <--- Going to Germany for 3 weeks in April. Plane tickets, room and board, food, and all other expenses: Paid. AND I'm getting a paycheck for going.

Broke_as_****: <--- Renting a Porsche and hitting the autobahn.

[DeleriousZ]

bastard...

[k3smostwanted]

does anybody think that some laws need to be ammended or reversed?

for example:
in my area, tinted windows is illegal for this reason-they are an obstruction of view to the driver. but in retrospect, the driver can see fine out of tinted windows.

also, neon lights are illegal because it distracts other drivers's eyes off the road. but think about it, how many billboards and signs do you pass on the highway. how many semi-trucks pass you on the highway telling you that you can lose 10lbs in 10 days. these things dont take your eyes off the road.

in my area, you cant have your headlights shorter lower than 18 or 20" off the ground. WTF, WHY?

you cant have anything hanging from your rear view mirror because it is obstruction ov view. SO....thats their choice is it not?

your turn signals must be amber...no reason, just because. WHY? as long as the person behind me or in front of me knows i am turning, right???

seatbelt law...because it saves lives. shouldnt this be the persons perogative to wear a seatbelt. if he wants to risk it. that is that person's choice.

noice distubance for a car...loud stereo systems. why is that such a bid deal? a person outside of their house has to hear your car for a whole 2 seconds before it goes away. lol.

in conclusion, i think our government and police officers need to stop wasting their time with petty laws. our taxes are paying these people to sit around and make stupid laws like these up.

[Broke_as_****]

I don't know about most of that. I know that the reason behind the amber signals was they didn't want anyone confusing them with reverse or head lights. How the hell you're going to do that I don't know. The tinted windows is pretty much the same thing as having front and rear plates, just a bunch of cops getting their power trip hard ons. I guess you could make a case that with tinted windows prevent the cop from seeing if there is someone holding a gun inside. Frankly I don't know how they justify sitting out in the middle of nowhere at two in the morning putting up a speed trap when my area has the highest concentration of meth labs in the country.

[k3smostwanted]

right, i understand the real reasons for most of these laws but i dont know why they dont write that in the book. ok..about the tinted windows though...you can have your back windows tinted. so you could still be holding a gun aimed at the officer without him seeing it until you got all the way to the window.
turn signals...ok why doesnt the law say that you cant have them white or clear? im not saying i would do this but i think a blue light or purple turn signal will serve the same purpose as an amber bulb.

[Broke_as_****]

Upholding the the status quo. One could draw the conclusion that most law makers see little reason to change as time passes.

[freakonaleash1187]

i say they make all those laws so pigs could have more power. we all now they love the power fix.

-Jared

[Broke_as_****]

Random stupid things

Fat people: Stop. Eating. BigMacs. You got a nice gut, thats fine, you can't play with yourself without a full length mirror, you got a ****in problem.

Long shipping delays: I know I shipped it ground but I don't see how that ****in justifies it taking a shoe box sized package over a month to get 1500 some miles when you can cover half that in one day easy.

Morons: Really, what the hell?

Mormons: Really, what the hell?

Catholic priests molesting choir boys: Now WTF is this ****? You know how you can effectively deal with this type of problem? Round up these perverts, drag them out to the street and give em all a pair of 9mms to the back of the head. Or if that is too much of a mess, just toss they ass out the side of a 747 over the Atlantic.

20oz of bottled water: $1.35, 1 gal of bottled water: $0.99: How the **** does that work?

Britney Spears: No talent. Check. Took the dumb blonde sterotype to a whole new level. Check. Does "pre-teen oriented" stage shows that are equivilant to lousy soft-core porn. Check. Verdict: Drown her in her own silicone.

Paris Hilton: No judgement needed, actions speak for themselves. All debate will be centered around the most outlandish death possible for this waste of oxygen.

Infomercials: Whats so informative about them. I already know that I do NOT want to buy a Mirical knife set.

Lousy TV shows: No one loves Raymond. Everyone hates Raymond. Everyone would like to drown Raymond in boiling anti-freeze.

$300 performance chips: Your entire R&D cost was 4 1/2 dynos pulls to **** with the injection map and timing a bit. You removed the stock speed limiter. I guess that really justifies charging a couple hundred for a mircochip that costs .0001 of a cent.

Herpes: Just not cool.

Activation fees and free phones: Okay, it costs NOTHING to build and distribute complex, compact phones but it costs $150 to punch a few buttons on a keyboard. And these people wonder why we think they're full of ****.

Insurance costs: I have a perfect driving record and more track time (where you REALLY learn to drive) then all of lower Utah combined. Why the HELL am I paying more than a thirty two year old female with two DUIs?

Complete ****in lack of police just ****in beating the mother****ing ever loving **** out of dip****s: Really, you and a thousand other morons get wasted after your team botches the playoffs and you start thrown bottles, you need a solid kick to the ass.

Tailgaters: Unless you are a trim, athletic 34-26-35 with brown hair and green eyes, GET OFF MY ASS!

Complete lack of background music in daily life: When I walk into a room, I want my theme music playing. And when I'm doing 150 down a two lane logging road, I want techno. Hard, ear ripping, cornea rupturing techno.

**** throwing monkeys: Why the hell do we have to take this from animals that we beat down on the evolutionary timeline?

Rappers wearing dogtags: Guess you're really a soldier now! Nevermind the fact that if you even even saw a gun you'd **** your pants.

Societal hang ups on gay marriage: The two chicks/guys want to get married. Okay, whoop dee shit.

Michael Moore/Rush Limbaugh: So were these two retards seperated at birth or what?

The food at AM/PM: Is it just me or does this stuff taste like ass to everyone?

The ****ers on TV promising that you too can experience the power of god if you send them money: I thought it was agreed that all these jackoffs were to be castrated with acid?

Comedy Central taking Mystery Science Theater off the air: The channel that is centered around comedy takes the one funny show they had off the air. That is ****in brilliant.

Family Guy getting cancelled: Everyone loved it. It was a great show. One of the best shows ever on TV. WTF happened?

Pre-packaged, ready to buy sub-cultures for social outcasts: Hey lets all dress like the latest world wide distributed, major label signed, MTV ass kissing no talent hack pop-punk band! Its even cooler because we can find all of their personal clothing line at the mall! We'll really be rebelious anti-mainstream then!

Dr. Phil: Okay Mr. arrogant chrome dome, you got 30 seconds to make your peace with god before you meet him in person. Go. (Anyone who has seen "Man on fire" just think of the "I wish you had more time" scene, Denzel is just such a badass).

Ricers: Lets spend alot of money on making our cars look fast without actually being fast then brag about how fast they are. If you want to build a showy car and brag about the sound system, more power to you. If you want to try and tell me that the 5" chrome tip on your otherwise stock exhaust is giving you "mad power yo", you're getting your ass beat.

Clay Aiken: The whole world knows man, you can go ahead and come out of the closet.

Long annoying lists of stupid things other people hate that have no relevance or meaning to me and that I would generally like see cramed down the authors throat: Nuff said.

[freakonaleash1187]

i have one more thing to add with the 20 oz. bottled of water being more expensive than a gallon of bottled water.

at a gas station where a 20 oz. of pop is $1 and a 2 Liter of pop is $1.19 or you could go to the fountain and get 64 oz. of pop for $1.

the only reason i get a 20 oz. is because the z has no cup holders for a fountain drink and i can't fit a 2 Liter pop bottle behind my backseats. anybody wanna buy me this for christmas?

-Jared

[ZedEx]

I've already seen some k3s... You havent seen the videos? God where have you been!

... O videos of his CAR... Ooooo... *ackward silence*

Jared, I cant say I've ever been in a SPRAY PAINT fight... Ummm... Can I ask what the hell was going through your mind

-Wes

[ZedEx]

Originally Posted by Broke_as_****

Clay Aiken: The whole world knows man, you can go ahead and come out of the closet.

Im not sure about this one... But the rest were true.

This chic my oldest brother knows dated him before and during the whole American Idol thing... She would come into my work weaing homemade "Vote for Clay!" shirts... This was before he was even on TV.

So I dont know about THAT one... But the rest were true.

-Wes

[Broke_as_****]

She was just camouflage, Aiken trying to appear normal. Besides even if that wasn't the case, people change. You know how much time he spent with that sweaty, faggot blimp Ruben?








*shudder*

[k3smostwanted]

lol....nice list broke. made my day.

my wheel offer is still on the table. can anybody explain why motegi doesnt make wheels that will fit on rear wheel drive cars. i want there track lites in flat black but they only make them in 7.5" wide. WTF is that?