W...T...F... The OT Thread v1.03.32.45

Polygon · 09-17-2008, 06:07 PM

So, I thought that skeet racing was sort of like skeet shooting except you launch your car off the road an into a tree/pole/ditch/house/etc.......

MZR_47 · 09-17-2008, 06:12 PM

good idea, but I have waffles. Your argument is invalid.

But still... launching your car into a bird would be awesome. After you kill the bird (midair) you look over at your buddy and say...

Where is your god now?

And just so you know, you have unleashed me and Cassies into a limitless(sorta) playground that may just end the world as we know it. The fabric of the universe must be rewritten in this very thread. Or, we all just crank up some cascada and have a rave.

VR43000GT · 09-17-2008, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MZR_47

good idea, but I have waffles. Your argument is invalid.

But still... launching your car into a bird would be awesome. After you kill the bird (midair) you look over at your buddy and say...

Where is your god now?

And just so you know, you have unleashed me and Cassies into a limitless(sorta) playground that may just end the world as we know it. The fabric of the universe must be rewritten in this very thread. Or, we all just crank up some cascada and have a rave.

Yeah that idea would be mine you post whores

Polygon · 09-17-2008, 09:12 PM

Just give me something to work with and I can help. The fabric of time is overrated.

CivRacer95 · 09-17-2008, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Polygon

Just give me something to work with and I can help.

Can I haz Karbin Fybur?

GForce957 · 09-17-2008, 09:49 PM

why didn't the previous ones ever stick

MZR_47 · 09-17-2008, 10:10 PM

cuz teh Vtac deednt kick in, yo.

And your idea, yes, but guess who is the Mod and who isnt?

Polygon wins. I also take this opportunity to nominate myself for one of the top 3 active post whores on this forum.

LOVE ME!!

CassiesMan · 09-17-2008, 10:31 PM

An off topic thread...

So I can post almost whatever I want...

Whenever I want...

So this is what heaven is like....

Polygon...

I. Love. You.

CassiesMan · 09-17-2008, 11:04 PM

So I officially have the best girlfriend in the world. We have a Halloween party coming up soon, and I'm going as teh Stig. Being the heavy drinkers we are, I wanted a container for "Stig Juice". Well, my girlfriend, being so awesome, made me this:

Those are all the hot laps around the test track, according to the top gear site....All of them done by hand.

And here is a comic of Hitler in a dress:

CassiesMan · 09-17-2008, 11:05 PM

Double Post Whoring, Yay!

CivRacer95 · 09-18-2008, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by MZR_47

cuz teh Vtac deednt kick in, yo.

And your idea, yes, but guess who is the Mod and who isnt?

Polygon wins. I also take this opportunity to nominate myself for one of the top 3 active post whores on this forum.

LOVE ME!!

Have you been to the coffee break section of this forum yet? you aren't even top 30 if I say so...

-Jayson- · 09-18-2008, 07:00 AM

so i was skeeting all over the road the other day when this MR2 flew by racing a civic, when suddenly the MR2 hit my skeet spinning out and crashing...

CassiesMan · 09-18-2008, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by CivRacer95

Have you been to the coffee break section of this forum yet? you aren't even top 30 if I say so...

As far as I'm concerned, there is no Automotive forums outside the Racing section and her subsections, so thats a non issue.

By the way...

I need all of you to give me money. I'm trying to make a movie and I need funding, because I just blew all of my cash on buying a FAL .308 for shits and giggles.

The movie will star Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, Kieffer Sutherland, Russle Crowe, and Robert Downey Junior. They will all have swords and belt fed machine guns as a bunch of people who just fuck up people they don't like. There will be tons of gratuitous sex and violence and explosions and possibly lasers. There will also be subliminal messages that any man watching who isn't worthy will commit sepuku. I plan on calling it "The Bible 2".

Oh, and here is a comic with a story about a the native peoples of Nepal:

MZR_47 · 09-18-2008, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by CivRacer95

Have you been to the coffee break section of this forum yet? you aren't even top 30 if I say so...

I meant in the Racing section

Oh, I know I cant hope to touch some of those guys over there, but in this section I seem to be a bit more prolific.

And that Stig Juice bottle is fucking crazy. Why you would take the time to do that is beyond me, unless you beat her a bit so she would agree to do it. And the double post whoring will be very excite!

Jayson, the gratuitous amounts of skeet you must produce in order to cause the MR2 to crash disturbs me to a new level that I didnt think was possible. Oh, what a sight to behold. But one question...

Why the fuck in the middle of the road?

CivRacer95 · 09-18-2008, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by CassiesMan

I need all of you to give me money. I'm trying to make a movie and I need funding

The movie will star Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, Kieffer Sutherland, Russle Crowe, and Robert Downey Junior. They will all have swords and belt fed machine guns as a bunch of people who just fuck up people they don't like. There will be tons of gratuitous sex...

Sausage Fest or what?

Your movie is already flawed. I withdraw my thoughts to even think about possibly funding this movie...

(Ha, your movie sucked so bad already that I didn't even give myself a chance to think about donating to your cause)

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