off topic...who should be governer of CA

[projecktzero]

anyone hear about who is running for governer of ca? arnold swartzenegger...gary coleman from different strokes....some porn star and last but not least larry flint...? what the hell is wrong with the government these days..? I GOT MY MONEY ON "THE GOVERNATOR" LoL

[ci5ic]

Originally posted by projecktzero
anyone hear about who is running for governer of ca? arnold swartzenegger...gary coleman from different strokes....some porn star and last but not least larry flint...? what the hell is wrong with the government these days..? I GOT MY MONEY ON "THE GOVERNATOR" LoL

It's California... What else do you expect.
Too much sun/botox/collagen/pain-killers/cappucino's/bong-rips/smog/earthquakes does strange things to people.

All I can say is "learn to swim!"

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.

[projecktzero]

tool is bad-asss

[frozen_Joth]

Tool is the greatest band EVER, Maynard (Lead singer from Tool) should run for govenor!

[crxlvr]

"did you hear that Larry Flynt is running for Governor of CA?"
"i dont think he will be running anywhere anytime soon."


Quoted from Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn.

[projecktzero]

LOL thats soooooooooooo fucked up but funny...true true

[GTA]

moved from 88-91 Civic/CRX Forum.

[Melt]

I actually think shortsanegger (however the fuck you spell it) will be a good govenor. He is funding his own campaign, which means he isnt run by special interest groups, who have been fucking up california pretty good.

There also is some guy from my town running (Ned Roscoe) and my parents actually know him from church and stuff, and his entire campain is "smokers should have a voice" which in my view is a pretty good standpoint, because when a person buys a pack of cigarattes, a lot of what they pay is taxes, and it seems like often when there is a deficit, they just tax the smokers, which is basically taxation without representation. I dont smoke, but i think its wrong for them to run shit like this.

[YogsVR4]

Originally posted by crxlvr
"did you hear that Larry Flynt is running for Governor of CA?"
"i dont think he will be running anywhere anytime soon."


Quoted from Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn.

If that toad wins the governership, it would be the dumbest thing that California has ever done.













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[sidewinder69]

If they voted in Arnold no one would know what the fuck he's saying.






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