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09-08-2003, 11:56 PM
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The wannabes, The people who ride crazy style, and the humble riders
We all know these 3/4 groups. The noobs and the people who dream of riding. Noobs who actually get a bike but f*ck up. The people who know how to ride the crap out of thier bikes, and the people who cruise modestly even though they are on a 10 second rocket.
Which group are YOU in??? I thikn I belong in the NOOB group. I want a bike, but nothing bigger than 250. Heck, that can be too big for me too. I've seen some 125 bikes that are REALLY cool...maybe I'll end up riding one of those.  |
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09-09-2003, 12:33 AM
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i suppose hayden could call me a noob
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......or if your a loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker, racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through your suburban area with your pretentious "I’m 21 but I’m still in high school girlfriend" while driving with your hand up on the top of the steering wheel exposing your underdeveloped pasty white vitamin deficient arm and wearing your backwards BS upside down visor hat while feeling the tacky as a "Florida vacation" single diamond earring in your ear, If you are this person...with any luck the sun in its precise celestial positioning as you putter on by...will reflect its scorching rays into your earring, bouncing intensely in your rearview, and finally making contact with your eyes through the thin cheap lense of $5 gas station Oakley rip off glasses.. then burning your retnal cones into smoldering melting gobs of ocular material as you are blinded by the purest form of energy in our known universe, and as you scream no one can help or hear you because they don’t know what’s going on since the weed whacker sound of your shitty tiny little muffler which makes the Civic sound like a 747 rages on underneath making everyone turn at disgust and comment to thier husbands or wives how much of a dickweed you are by attaching that automotive abnormality to your stock economical daily driver engineered by Japanese Automotive specialists to fit the needs for entry level business workers in their early 30's, however your pathetic looking $11,000 car which you want to look like a friggin spaceship with redundant ground effects is now out of control since you are blinded, and as your car plunges off the side of a cliff while you scream in the purest form of terror while knowing you have lived a horrid excuse for a life, by doing the bare minimum in every facet of existence, while getting fired from one pathetic job to another, the majority of your time spent slacking smoking dope, getting kicked out of school, polishing your "game" on sweet innocent underage girls you eventually 'de flower' through exhaustive yet succesful attempts to get the date rapist drugs you have stashed in the glove compartment, into your poor victims drinks while offering them to take the "Pepsi Challenge" while making your mother hate you, and your poor father who wishes he had a daughter instead of your pathetic ass, since a girl would be more of a man than you ever were, like the occasion when you were hit in the arm by a wild pitch in little league, then you cried like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone, I'm already envisioning you impacting the rocks below, in a spectacular fireball ignited from the residue hairspray from your girlfriend plastered in the fabric passenger seat, blinded by your earring, deafened by the loud "Bling Blingin", and I will smile and roll around on the ground in orgasmic delight while you are consumed by flames whose intense heat and fury will liquefy your bone marrow that I will use to make jelly beans out of and eat them happily at your funeral as midgets dressed like Alex 6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around your coffin to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights, and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained. |
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09-09-2003, 11:20 AM
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I like to keep it pretty sane. Or lame depending upon who you speak to.
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09-10-2003, 12:20 AM
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currently in the first, gonna skip the 2nd and move right on to riding the crap out of my bike
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09-10-2003, 10:11 AM
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I can't wait till I can buy my bike just so I can crash it
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09-10-2003, 01:03 PM
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Re: The wannabes, The people who ride crazy style, and the humble riders
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09-10-2003, 01:55 PM
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Wow for someone who is supposed to be ~neutral~ since you are a "mod"...your a bitch. Maybe if you were nicer you'd get laid more often...since your nasty ass attitude proves that you ain't gettin none.
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09-10-2003, 03:35 PM
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well im a little new but i haven't fucked up yet and i started out with a yzf600r just to prove to all you who say you cant start out on a sport bike
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09-10-2003, 04:31 PM
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There are other ways to word your dissaprovement then calling someone a bitch. And yes, it would be such a shame if you bought a bike and crashed it, especially since so many motorcycle crashes end in a fatality (hint hint).
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......or if your a loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker, racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through your suburban area with your pretentious "I’m 21 but I’m still in high school girlfriend" while driving with your hand up on the top of the steering wheel exposing your underdeveloped pasty white vitamin deficient arm and wearing your backwards BS upside down visor hat while feeling the tacky as a "Florida vacation" single diamond earring in your ear, If you are this person...with any luck the sun in its precise celestial positioning as you putter on by...will reflect its scorching rays into your earring, bouncing intensely in your rearview, and finally making contact with your eyes through the thin cheap lense of $5 gas station Oakley rip off glasses.. then burning your retnal cones into smoldering melting gobs of ocular material as you are blinded by the purest form of energy in our known universe, and as you scream no one can help or hear you because they don’t know what’s going on since the weed whacker sound of your shitty tiny little muffler which makes the Civic sound like a 747 rages on underneath making everyone turn at disgust and comment to thier husbands or wives how much of a dickweed you are by attaching that automotive abnormality to your stock economical daily driver engineered by Japanese Automotive specialists to fit the needs for entry level business workers in their early 30's, however your pathetic looking $11,000 car which you want to look like a friggin spaceship with redundant ground effects is now out of control since you are blinded, and as your car plunges off the side of a cliff while you scream in the purest form of terror while knowing you have lived a horrid excuse for a life, by doing the bare minimum in every facet of existence, while getting fired from one pathetic job to another, the majority of your time spent slacking smoking dope, getting kicked out of school, polishing your "game" on sweet innocent underage girls you eventually 'de flower' through exhaustive yet succesful attempts to get the date rapist drugs you have stashed in the glove compartment, into your poor victims drinks while offering them to take the "Pepsi Challenge" while making your mother hate you, and your poor father who wishes he had a daughter instead of your pathetic ass, since a girl would be more of a man than you ever were, like the occasion when you were hit in the arm by a wild pitch in little league, then you cried like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone, I'm already envisioning you impacting the rocks below, in a spectacular fireball ignited from the residue hairspray from your girlfriend plastered in the fabric passenger seat, blinded by your earring, deafened by the loud "Bling Blingin", and I will smile and roll around on the ground in orgasmic delight while you are consumed by flames whose intense heat and fury will liquefy your bone marrow that I will use to make jelly beans out of and eat them happily at your funeral as midgets dressed like Alex 6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around your coffin to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights, and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained. |
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09-10-2003, 04:51 PM
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Re: The wannabes, The people who ride crazy style, and the humble riders
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 ???? Sure we can.  I have dealt with "your type" before several times. Hell, even dealt with one a week ago and guess what, he comes off looking like a  because all he does is talk about how he's totalled 4 bikes and blah blah blahdee friggin dah. All I said is that if you, just like he has, increase my damn insurance rates b/c you're too stoopid to ride like a human being, then please do the world a favor and give Darwin a shot at ya.Now, if you care to come back with some other retort than "you're a horny bitch who never gets laid", I say go for it. As for me, I could put my track record up here, but it might make a few people jealous and/or angry. Additionally, I am not a bitch, I am THE bitch, so either get used to it or find another way around it. I joke, I tease, I can be a bitch when enticed to be such. Guess which one I was using in that post.
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09-10-2003, 05:35 PM
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Hmmm let me think..well guess what..."THE BITCH"
you ain't the only bitch so please don't tell yourself that your the only bitch out there that won't take your nasty ass attitude. Plus if you had something called a "sense of humor" you would of picked up on the fact that I was JOKING! I don't know about you but I cannot go out and buy myself a new bike everytime I decide to be an "asshole" and wrap it around a tree. Man your sharp! What really kills me is that I was the only one you managed to try and put down on this post...meanwhile you have 2 or 3 gits thinking it's cool to thrash on their bikes....that right there shows me that you are a close-minded jackass who feels the need to push around her "mod power" to make herself feel better. Well you can go and pick on some other lil girls but you...my lil jackass are messin with the wrong cookie...so please stick it up your hatin ass and get used to the fact that there's always somebody who's BADDER!   |
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09-10-2003, 06:38 PM
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Since you do not have a motorcycle you probably do not understand the seriousness of motorcycle crashes, and how deadly they usually are. It is not something to joke about, and many people do not take it lightly because of people they have known being killed in motorcycle crashes. So while you are on the line of joking about issues that should probably be left alone, why not make jokes about 9/11?
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......or if your a loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker, racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through your suburban area with your pretentious "I’m 21 but I’m still in high school girlfriend" while driving with your hand up on the top of the steering wheel exposing your underdeveloped pasty white vitamin deficient arm and wearing your backwards BS upside down visor hat while feeling the tacky as a "Florida vacation" single diamond earring in your ear, If you are this person...with any luck the sun in its precise celestial positioning as you putter on by...will reflect its scorching rays into your earring, bouncing intensely in your rearview, and finally making contact with your eyes through the thin cheap lense of $5 gas station Oakley rip off glasses.. then burning your retnal cones into smoldering melting gobs of ocular material as you are blinded by the purest form of energy in our known universe, and as you scream no one can help or hear you because they don’t know what’s going on since the weed whacker sound of your shitty tiny little muffler which makes the Civic sound like a 747 rages on underneath making everyone turn at disgust and comment to thier husbands or wives how much of a dickweed you are by attaching that automotive abnormality to your stock economical daily driver engineered by Japanese Automotive specialists to fit the needs for entry level business workers in their early 30's, however your pathetic looking $11,000 car which you want to look like a friggin spaceship with redundant ground effects is now out of control since you are blinded, and as your car plunges off the side of a cliff while you scream in the purest form of terror while knowing you have lived a horrid excuse for a life, by doing the bare minimum in every facet of existence, while getting fired from one pathetic job to another, the majority of your time spent slacking smoking dope, getting kicked out of school, polishing your "game" on sweet innocent underage girls you eventually 'de flower' through exhaustive yet succesful attempts to get the date rapist drugs you have stashed in the glove compartment, into your poor victims drinks while offering them to take the "Pepsi Challenge" while making your mother hate you, and your poor father who wishes he had a daughter instead of your pathetic ass, since a girl would be more of a man than you ever were, like the occasion when you were hit in the arm by a wild pitch in little league, then you cried like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone, I'm already envisioning you impacting the rocks below, in a spectacular fireball ignited from the residue hairspray from your girlfriend plastered in the fabric passenger seat, blinded by your earring, deafened by the loud "Bling Blingin", and I will smile and roll around on the ground in orgasmic delight while you are consumed by flames whose intense heat and fury will liquefy your bone marrow that I will use to make jelly beans out of and eat them happily at your funeral as midgets dressed like Alex 6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around your coffin to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights, and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained. |
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09-10-2003, 07:08 PM
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Brat, I hope u know we're talking about MOTORCYCLES. Not bikes where you have top pedal to move.Have some damn respect too...you brat.
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09-11-2003, 09:25 AM
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I lost a few good friends on 9-11 you asshole...and I've lost friends and family in bike crashes...you people are ignorant and rude as hell. Your girl was out of line so go fuck yourself if you think me sticking up for myself is something out of the question. And as for the respect...you don't show me it your not gonna get...maybe if "The Bitch" showed some respect in the first place and not have been a hatin' asshole...she would of got some in return...and we wouldn't be here having this BS convo.
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Re: The wannabes, The people who ride crazy style, and the humble riders
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Now back to the topic I place myself in 3 and 4 depending on the day or weather I just got a ticket for being an idiot.
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