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Some Yugo humor.
Q: What's the difference between a Yugo and a Jehovah's Witness?
A: You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you make a Yugo accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds? A: Push it off a cliff. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is found on the last two pages of every Yugo owner's manual? A: The bus schedule. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do they do with junked Yugos? A: Recycle them into tin cans. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why do Yugo owners never carry a map? A: It'll never get far enough to get lost! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill? A: A mirage. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call two Yugos at the top of a hill? A: A miracle. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you double the value of a Yugo? A: Fill up the gas tank. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call a Yugo with brakes? A: Customized. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Do you know what you call a Yugo station wagon? A: We-all-go -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you make a Yugo go faster downhill? A: Turn off the engine. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is the reason for the rear window defogger on a Yugo? A: To keep your hands warm while you push it off the road on a winter day. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why don't Yugos sustain much damage in a front-end collision? A: The tow truck takes most of the impact. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call Yugo passengers? A: Shock absorbers. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you improve the appearance of a Yugo? A: Park it between two 914s. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What makes a Yugo go faster? A: A tow truck. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call a Yugo with a flat tire? A: A write-off. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is the smallest part of a Yugo? A: The owner's brain. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call someone who buys a secondhand Yugo? A: A scrap dealer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What does a Yugo buyer do to look sophisticated? A: Wears dark glasses. Q: How do you tell the Yugo buyer from all the other people with dark glasses? A: Their the ones with the white sticks. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why do they give away free TVs with Yugos? A: So you've got something to do while waiting for the mechanic to come and fix it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call a Yugo with twin exhausts? A: A wheelbarrow. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is the difference between a Yugo and a golf ball? A: You can drive a golf ball 360 yards. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the best part of owning a Yugo? A: You can always get a handicapped spot. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do Yugos and Ferarris have in common? A: A Ferrari can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds, whereas a Yugo can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you fix a broken Yugo? A: See The Radiator Cap Solution. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two guys in a Yugo were arrested last night in Oakland following a push-by shooting incident. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy walks into an auto parts store and says, "How about an ashtray for my Yugo?" The parts salesman thinks for a moment then says, "It sounds like a fair trade to me." The new Yugo has an air bag. When you sense an impending accident, start blowing REAL FAST! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- According to the Yugo owner's manual: "If you sense an impending accident with any animate or inanimate object larger than a breadbox, quickly: place head between legs, lock hands behind head, and repeat: 'Our Father, who art in heaven....'" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Yugo gets its name because "you go" and it doesn't. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Some used car dealers might try to reduce the miles on the odometer to make a car seem worth more money. With a Yugo, they add miles to try and convince you it really will go that far! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Optimist - A Yugo owner with a radar detector. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Despite their small size, Yugos are actually designed for five people; 1 person sits in the driver's seat, and the other four would get out and push. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A thief caused $39.95 damage to a Yugo. He broke in and stole "The Club" off the steering wheel. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the Yugo-pedestrian accident? Poor Yugo. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Buy a Yugo, They’re the best. Drive a mile, Walk the rest.
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06-25-2002, 04:08 PM
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haha lol these r actually really funny man good stuff
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