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09-20-2004, 08:45 PM
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You Are What You Drive
Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars. Acura NSX - I'm impotent. Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires. Buick Park Avenue - I'm older than 34 of the 50 states. Cadillac Eldorado - I'm a pimp. Cadillac Seville - I'm a very good Mary Kay salesman. Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people. Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette. Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis. Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government. Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather. Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well. Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower. Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car. Dodge Dakota - I've always wanted a womans pickup truck. Ferrari Testarossa - I'm known to prematurely ejaculate. Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart). Ford Mustang Cobra - I slow down to 85 in school zones. Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them. Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall. Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall. Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all. Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit. Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming. Infiniti Q45 - I'm a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending. Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports. Jaguar XJ6 - I'm so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year. Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp. Lamborghini Countach - I only have one testicle. Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers. Lincoln Navigator - I love scaring the crap out of the guy who is driving a civic. Mercury Grand Marquis - I'm an AARP member and need my social security for the car payment. Mercedes 500SL - I can go 0-60 in about 6 seconds if the car doesnt fall apart at 50. Mercedes 560SEL - I'm dating a mechanic. Mercedes ML320 - I'm a badass soccer mom. Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler. MGB - I'm dating a midget. Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either. Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. Nissan Maxima - I couldn't afford an Infiniti. Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts. Oldsmobille Bravada - I laugh in the face of the guy who's driving a Blazer. Peugeot 505 Diesel - I'm on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List. Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena. Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock. Pontiac GTO - Gas, Tires, & Orgasms. Pontiac Aztek - Too easy. Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie. Porsche 944 - I'm dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me. Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanon is a tad bit too liberal. Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic). Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu. Toyota Camry - I'm still in the closet. Toyota Land Cruiser- I would go off road if I could. Volkswagen Cabriolet - I'm out of the closet. Volkswagen Microbus - I'm trippin right now. Volkswagen Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns. Volvo 740 Wagon - I'm very frightened of my wife
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09-20-2004, 10:09 PM
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 Still can't find my car...
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I have P.M.S. and a gun. Excuse me, you have something to say? What's wrong with abstinence? 
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09-21-2004, 10:55 PM
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Re: You Are What You Drive
yeah me either.... but i can probably guess...
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12-08-2004, 01:19 PM
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Re: You Are What You Drive
what's a 1990 Buick Century Limited 4 dr sedan?
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12-10-2004, 07:58 PM
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Re: You Are What You Drive
How about the Thunderbird/Cougar? I'll make one up.
Ford Thunderbird: I enjoy beating V8 Mustangs with luxury or something to that extent.
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12-11-2004, 01:03 PM
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Re: You Are What You Drive
I have to second that last one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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12-15-2004, 12:11 AM
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Re: You Are What You Drive
Yea!!
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01-08-2005, 01:46 PM
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Re: You Are What You Drive
Just saw the one about the Legacy.
Whoever made this up please look at the new B4...
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01-08-2005, 03:46 PM
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Re: You Are What You Drive
mmmm the GT-B's aren't bad either
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01-12-2005, 11:49 PM
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Re: You Are What You Drive
Anyone that didn't see the Blitzer version of it and says that has a serious personal issue against the nice looking Legacy.
Check these out. http://www.subaru.co.jp/square/galle...acy/index.html http://www.subaru.co.jp/square/galle...legacy/02.html
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Re: Re: You Are What You Drive
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I like this...:  I have to say that the Subaru produces some of the best looking wagons. The only one I'm not a big fan of is the WRX wagon...because the sedan rocks
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01-16-2005, 11:52 AM
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Re: You Are What You Drive
...and rolls and pitches...
go for a ride in an audi s3 right after a wrx and you'll see how much they saved on the suspension.
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01-16-2005, 12:36 PM
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Re: You Are What You Drive
haha i enjoy beating the hell out of people- camaro
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01-16-2005, 12:49 PM
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Re: You Are What You Drive
haha that's the attitude the last camaro like that i saw had... last time i saw it he was getting smaller in the rear view mirror.
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01-17-2005, 01:52 AM
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Re: You Are What You Drive
you saw a camaro getting smaller on ur rear view mirror? and you have a.....? MR2 is it? yeah fat chance you will ever see a camaro or any american car in your rear view mirror buddy.
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