Miracle Whip... yuk

[2.2 Straight six]

it's got a good list, doesn't it?

i also read up on positions to hit the g-spot too

[2.2 Straight six]

i prefer the carma sutra.

[00accord44]

Meh. I wrote my own book. Its called 00accord44's Techniques for Taming the Tw*t

There's an entire chapter dedicated to incorporating mayo in the bedroom

[2.2 Straight six]

i bet there is, but Nicole doesn't like mayo..

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

i bet there is, but Nicole doesn't like mayo..

After you read the chapter, she will

But if you wait a few months, you can buy my follow-up book: 00accord44's Procedures for Pounding the P****
There will be a section in the appendix for the miracle whip lovers out there.

[2.2 Straight six]

you can do it, put your back in to it


ooooooh, wait. no you can't!

[03cavPA]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

^I dispute the validity of a post made against me while the poster uses my screen name. There should be some official AF rule against that.

I wanted to just delete the post but I was convinced not to. She has threatened to deprive me of future services... food related and otherwise

You deserve it, you ungrateful bastidge. Toss some jalapeno peppers on that sandwich and send it my way.

[G-man422]

Mayo sucks balls anyways. Miraclewhip is MUCH better.

[knorwj]

yuck, miracle whip is gross. tangy mayo= bad mayo.


hellmans mayo for the win... and none if that light stuff either!

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by knorwj

yuck, miracle whip is gross. tangy mayo= bad mayo.


hellmans mayo for the win... and none if that light stuff either!

Damn straight! Hellmans ftw!

03cavPA, my lady says you are now her favorite person. As a result, I now hate you

Gman, how can you be a Bears fan (the manliest of all men) and let something called Miracle Whip pass your lips!? I want you to watch the game tonight with a beer in one hand and a jar of Hellmans in the other!!!

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

03cavPA, my lady says you are now her favorite person.

Dun.....Dun...............Duuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn.. ..

The Life and Times of 00accord44 continues next week...

[my99cavy]

Originally Posted by knorwj

hellmans mayo for the win... and none if that light stuff either!

Amen brother lol Miracle whip is just straight up nasty!

00accord44 - Hell yeah man thats the way to do it, have your chick make your food for you Gotta keep them in check man or they walk all over your ass.

[G-man422]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Gman, how can you be a Bears fan (the manliest of all men) and let something called Miracle Whip pass your lips!? I want you to watch the game tonight with a beer in one hand and a jar of Hellmans in the other!!!

Hahaha, Its true I am a Bears fan (and my friends even say i look like Brian Urlacher), but mayo just isn't my thing. It doesn't have enough kick to it. Its not like i load my sandwiches w/ mirackle whip, just a little on one side and thats good. w/ mayo, you need more, because you cant taste it.

[2.2 Straight six]

you know what'll happen?

one day, you'll be watching the game, eating a Miracle Whip-laden sandwich. you'll go for a little scratch, and there'lll be nothing there...

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by G-man422

w/ mayo, you need more, because you cant taste it.

What!? You need more mayo because it tastes so great! Its a subtle taste, not an overbearing "tang" like the MW. I eat mayo with a spoon sometimes. I eat mayo sandwiches whenever I run out of lunch meat. I dip my fries in mayo (sometimes a mayo/ketchup mix). I use mayo on my hot dogs. The possibilities are endless. I'm a mayo addict!