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Old 03-01-2004, 10:40 PM   #91
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Re: Re: You know you're a Max driver when?

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My threads never die......they just come back around like bellbottom pants and hiphuggers.
Hmmm. Hip huggers. I never really like them until I saw 'Pink' in a pair. It will make you think...thoughts. You know - THOUGHTS.
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Old 03-02-2004, 01:25 PM   #92
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When you got this car for your wife, now it stalls whenever it feels like it, and now she grabbed my 740 IL and I drive the max.
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Old 03-03-2004, 07:07 PM   #93
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Re: You know you're a Max driver when?

When your sister is trying to find people to race for you at high school. Huh fucking Neons and hondas i tell you. LOL
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Old 03-17-2004, 08:13 PM   #94
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Re: You know you're a Max driver when?

When u go to 30mph in 1st, 60 mph in 2nd, 90mph in 3rd, 120mph in 4th, and who the hell knows how fast in 5th.
When ur girl is beside u saying (get em) to every sports car that tries to pass.
when u dont have 5th gear for 2 years(no lie) and still doing 120mph.
When u go to 30mph in 1st, 60 mph in 2nd, 90mph in 3rd, 120mph in 4th, and who the hell knows how fast in 5th.
When ur daughter call u speed racer.
When ur best friend just got a 911 and is finally happy he has a car vfaster than urs !!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-18-2004, 01:35 AM   #95
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Re: You know you're a Max driver when?

whenever you leave your ride you stare at it at an angle and then from a distance and say damn thats a sedan.......
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Old 03-18-2004, 06:52 PM   #96
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Re: You know you're a Max driver when?

how about when you're passed by an emergency vehicle(ambulance, cop car) and you catch back up to him while driving at your cruising speed.
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Old 03-19-2004, 10:16 AM   #97
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Re: You know you're a Max driver when?

when ur showing off to everyone your hot ride/family sedan
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Old 03-19-2004, 11:07 AM   #98
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when you drop the clutch at 3grand and smoke tires
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Old 03-19-2004, 01:32 PM   #99
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when you roll up to your friends rides and your the only one with a max....
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Old 03-20-2004, 06:14 PM   #100
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Re: You know you're a Max driver when?

Or when you roll up to say what's up to a dude you know and his honey starts jockin your whip.
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Old 03-21-2004, 06:00 PM   #101
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Re: You know you're a Max driver when?

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You know your a Max driver when you're flying to Vegas and the plane taking off feels like your car launching at a stoplight.

...when you launch on some kid in a Ford Ranger and he won't even make eye contact at the next light.
...when some fool in an SUV tries to run you off the road, so you run up on him and he can't lose you. (true story) The guy almost flipped his Explorer to trying to get away. It took me a week to convince my wife to get back in the car with me.
why would you want your wife in your car? my mom is alwasy buggin my dad.
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Old 03-21-2004, 08:33 PM   #102
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why would you want your wife in your car? my mom is always buggin my dad.
No offense, but the reason is something that only guys who gotta woman can understand.
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No offense, but the reason is something that only guys who gotta woman can understand.
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Old 03-23-2004, 03:27 PM   #104
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Re: You know you're a Max driver when?

...when every time you approach your car you get that smile on your face like you got laid for the first time

...when you're ready to shoot anyone who even slightly touches your car, especially if you just washed it

...when you spend more time with your car than with your girl

...when people driving luxury german cars give you props
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when you name your sedan "Jessica" because it's black on black "Dark Angel" = Jessica Alba.
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