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07-18-2003, 10:33 AM
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You're "flying" down the road and pass a cop with a radar gun hiding behind a bridge
To which he pulls your over, and asks, "What's your hurry?" To which you reply, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," says the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I'm responded... The cop was says "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what the hell does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," you say, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch until it's about 6 foot wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" To which you politely reply, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge....."  heh heh thought this was a good one! |
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07-22-2003, 11:30 AM
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you consistently take the long way to work.
you conveniently forget something at the grocery store and "have to make a second trip" (oh darn! ) you make excuses to run out to the other office for something quick during the day to get a mid-afternoon VQ fix you're on the highway in top gear and don't even need to downshift to spank whatever idiot is trying to pull a fast one on you. you look over at that punk 3-series revving on you and you're not afraid. you don't fear a WRX from a roll. when you realize how slow your Accord V6 really was, even with mods! when your car is cleaner than your house damn near any mid-size sedan in or close to the Maxima is prey you see another modded Max (good mods not rice) and you get a warm feeling inside you love Maxima caravans and Maxima meets, the more the merrier
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... when you realize the strength of the car, even after 5 accidents...
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07-23-2003, 01:19 AM
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when your 3.5 V6 is faster than a SC'ed V6 Pontiac Grand Prix. When you look at its competiorts and you can proudly say your car can somke it with little problem and say man they made a sick engine.
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...when you're sitting at a red light and can honestly say "i will smoke anything within a 50 car radius or more"
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When you piss off the Trans-am guy because your turboed VQ can eat his LS-1 for lunch. So long suckers......
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when someones talks about shaving the burger off and you know exactly what they're talking about... hehehe everyone i tell that i need to shave the burger off they look at me like i got 3 heads.
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When you just got done washing your car and you stomp the gas to make your Max dry quicker. True story..... did it yesterday.
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when you overhear someone talking about getting a new car and you all of a sudden turn into a maxima salesman
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i tried this one with a friend of mine.. but he ended up getting a clk320.. oh well i tried. btw.. that thing is so tight and cramped i'd rather have my VQ.
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'maxima salesman'....might be the best quote on here.
u know u drive a maxima when after years of driving it, youre still saying 'jesus christ!' to urself when u floor it |
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