Too Funny!!! Read This!!!

DVSNCYNIKL · 05-14-2001, 01:57 PM

I busted my ass laughing, this is something I would do.

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and
>has the following
> >exchange:
> >
> >Officer: May I see your driver's license?
> >
> >Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I
>got my 5th DUI.
> >
> >Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
>
> >
> >Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
> >
> >Officer: The car is stolen?
> >
> >Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I
>think I saw the
> >owner's
> >card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in
>there.
> >
> >Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
> >
> >Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot
>and killed the
> >woman
> >who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
> >
> >Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
> >
> >Driver: Yes, sir.
> >
> >Hearing this, the officer immediately called his
>captain. The car
> >was
> >quickly surrounded by police, and the captain
>approached the driver
> >to
> >handle the tense situation:
> >
> >Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
> >
> >Driver: Sure. Here it is.
> >
> >It was valid.
> >
> >Captain: Who's car is this?
> >
> >Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card.
> >
> >The driver owned the car.
> >
> >Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I
>can see if
> >there's a
> >gun in it?
> >
> >Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
> >
> >Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
> >
> >Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was
>told you said
> >there's a
> >body in it.
> >
> >Driver: No problem.
> >
> >Trunk is opened; no body.
> >
> >Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who
>stopped you said
> >you told
> >him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a
>gun in the
> >glovebox,
> >and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
> >
> >Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I
>was speeding,
> >too

buahahahahah, aaaahhhh, hahahahahah!

i_rebel · 05-14-2001, 01:59 PM

I like that !!!!!!!!

Lizard King · 05-15-2001, 12:39 PM

Haaahaha! that was a good'un.

Might just work too.

Porsche · 05-15-2001, 03:49 PM

LOL, Smooth.

SkylinesKillAll · 05-15-2001, 08:52 PM

damn next time i get pulled over ill try that. :frog:

verboom · 05-15-2001, 09:13 PM

Oh man, that would be so funny if it worked. You could only get away with it once in a while though.

igor@af · 05-15-2001, 09:25 PM

:hehehe: :hehehe:

johnny · 05-15-2001, 10:20 PM

Good stuff, man. Good stuff.

GOD · 05-16-2001, 11:21 PM

LOL good one :cwn27:

primera man · 05-17-2001, 03:21 AM

LOL.....that was good

Lordrandall · 05-19-2001, 01:22 AM

Nice one... likely to get me shot.

primera man · 05-19-2001, 04:49 AM

Each time i come back here i laugh even more

Lizard King · 05-19-2001, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lordrandall
Nice one... likely to get me shot.

I was thinking that.

Also, I doubt if the police would react that way when someone says they have a gun and a corpse in the car.
More likely they'd be shouting and pushing guns in his face than asking for his license again.

But hey, its a joke and a good 'un.

primera man · 05-19-2001, 04:32 PM

Maybe they would just shoot you and ask the questions later.

Lordrandall · 05-20-2001, 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by primera man
Maybe they would just shoot you and ask the questions later.

*BANG*

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