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09-29-2010, 09:36 PM
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Me (94 H22A Accord) Vs. Eagle Talon
Hey guys.
I'm new to the forum. I bought a 94 Accord with an H22A about 6 months ago. Its fast I have no problem keeping up with anything so far. Anyways about 2 months ago my gf dumped me for whatever reason. She was smart and cool and she always was into cars also hott as hell. I think she knew more than I did about cars. Now tonight I seen her with Some guy in a Talon. I did some asking and found out they are going out. I want to beat this guy so bad. Everybody says how fast his Talon is but it cant be any faster then me. In my opinion I could beat him no problem. I want to show my ex-gf that I am faster than the loser she is with now! There is an old airport near here that people race at and he goes there sometimes. I should have no problem winning this. Does everyone agree. I don't know much about Talons but I know my Accord! Thanks!! 
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09-30-2010, 01:16 AM
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Re: Me (94 H22A Accord) Vs. Eagle Talon
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OT: Race and get it all on film so we can see. No bench racing muchacho
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09-30-2010, 10:46 PM
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Re: Me (94 H22A Accord) Vs. Eagle Talon
You think the Talon is faster? I don't want to look stupid in front of them. I want to beat him. I found a Talon last night and raced it. Not my ex-gfs guy but some other one. I won no problem. How likely is it that I will lose to my ex's guy's Talon? Thanks for the reply though.
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#4
10-01-2010, 02:30 AM
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Re: Me (94 H22A Accord) Vs. Eagle Talon
Could be bone stock NA Talon which you could probably outrun on foot. Could be a built ass 4G63 with a big turbo and a guy who knows how to drive and will drag you all over the highway. Only way to find out is race.
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10-01-2010, 01:40 PM
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Re: Me (94 H22A Accord) Vs. Eagle Talon
What mods you have other than the H22 swap? An H swapped accord with no other mods will barely pull a stock talon tsi. Assuming he is a tsi if he has so much as an exhaust and boost controller he will take you, but we need to know your mods first
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10-01-2010, 04:55 PM
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Re: Me (94 H22A Accord) Vs. Eagle Talon
Just kick his ass.
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10-03-2010, 01:12 PM
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10-03-2010, 02:18 PM
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Re: Me (94 H22A Accord) Vs. Eagle Talon
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Honestly, if you want your girl back, its pretty simple. Sometime next week, go take like, a whole shit load of Mescaline or Peyote. Then, go over to your girls house, kill her dog, and violate the corpse. Then, at the dog's funeral, hijack her new guy's car, and have This song playing over his banging system. Then, head home, and get to work on some photoshop! Basically, you need to have pictures of yourself doing both deeds with the dog, and photshop his head over your body so it looks like he is doing it. Then, send them to your ex, anonymously. She will obviously break up with him at this point, leaving her free. Then, take the blood of the dog and sacrifice it to Kū-ka-ili-moku, the Hawaiian god of War. If done properly, he will accept your sacrifice as a proper offering and bless you in battle. When you line up to race your girl's now second ex, Ku will smile upon you, and bring the recent break up to the front of his mind, causing him to loose control and spiral into a deep depression before the race. As such, he will accidentally shift into reverse in the race, loosing control, and making him think that he needs more nitrous. That aside, you will conquer him, and your girl will see you as the true Alpha Male of the pack, and reside with you till her end of days, mating regularly and producing many offspring. Your rule amongst the pack will be great, and celebrated throughout history and recorded by all who follow. Or you could just race him and call it a day.
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