I'll give you some reasons the Trabant is a GOOD car.
#1 - is a 2-stroke - no oil changes, ever!
#2 is made out of duroplast - never rusts.
#3 you only need 2 sparkplugs for a tune up.
#4 you can rebuild the engine is two hours.
#5 gets 45mpg or better.
#6 ultra reliable.
#7 So simple anybody can work on one.
#8 air-cooled, never flush fluids, never runs the risk of boiling over or freezing.
#9 Ultimate East German automobile (though Wartburg owners may protest)
#10 much cooler and more unique than anything Porsche has ever produced!
I wish I had one.