It's a front wheel drive car - no wheelies allowed - you could probably beat those Hondas too - put in a nice twin rotor mazda engine behind the front seats and set it up to drive the rear wheels - now it'd be rear wheel drive so now wheelies are allowed.
You could pick up a nice Yugo from a junkyard cheap - the engine will be ruined though - I can almost guarantee that it died because of a snapped timing belt.
This gives me a bad idea - I wonder where my friends '87 RX7 is.