Nahk, I absolutely LOVE your posts! AND your patience. I would have given up on this thread a LONG time before you got to this point! And the nephew starts car step, lmfao every time I think of it! OK, so, if nothing is drawing on the battery at "off" (as per the guys that supposedly tested all connections) then how is the battery getting discharged? Temporal ionic destabilized local atmosphere caused by bad flux capacitor, THAT's how!
sheesh!