I reset the security system per Honda's instructions. No dice. I do notice the battery light flicker a bit. And the temp guage no longer pegs out when I attempt to start the car.
Update: now the speedometer will bounce up n down (from 0 mph to 120mph) while trying to crank. Also the infamous steering column buzzing will happen after an attempt to crank. But if you depress brake or pull on the shifter lock it will go away until you release.