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Old 09-18-2005, 01:34 PM   #30
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Re: this shit is funny

ehhh...
i geuss they are luckey cops didnt come...

Officer: "so how did the fire get started"
Civic Driver: "uhhhh i was trying to race this 4wheeler over here and..."
Officer: "racing? 4wheeler?"
Civ driver gets arrested and his burnt car becomes impounded


Officer: "license and registration on that 4wheeler"
4wheeler Driver: "uhhh its not registered as an on road vehicle"
Officer: "ok, well that is a big ticket, so what went on here?"
4wheeler driver: "ummm i was racing this civic and..."
Officer: "ya thats what i thought, hands behicnd your head"
4 wheeler driver gets arrested for racing and for driving an unregistered and un insured vehicle

Officer checks out the civic before it is impounded and finds two open bottles of a potentially explosive compressed gas inside the vehicle...
Civic driver = screwed
4wheeler driver = screwed
onlookers = screwed with big tickets for watching street races if such laws apply in that given state...

can you say dumb fucks on the highway?
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