My girl says she's gonna be nice and make me a sandwich while I recover from hurting my back. What a nice gesture I say. Frickin sweet right?
Well I gave her specific directions for what I want on my turkey sandwich:
Toasted wheat bread
American cheese
6-8 Slices of honey roasted turkey breast
Gulden's spicy brown mustard
A lil oregano
A lil black pepper
and
heaps of
mayo!
She comes back with my 2 sandwiches (cut diagonal like I like em) and I immediately get a whiff of Miracle Whip. I take a lil taste and sure enough she had piled my perfect sandwich high with that vile sweet spread. She said she did it because "it was closer". THE MAYO JAR WAS ONE SHELF LOWER!
So now I refuse to eat the sandwiches as she sits five feet away from me with her back turned
She doesn't see the problem with subbing in miracle whip in a job suited for mayo. She says I'm just being picky and mean. Since she is not a big fan of sandwiches, she doesn't understand.
Am I just odd? Who out there willingly switches between miracle whip and mayo? She thinks I'm the only guy on earth opposed to miracle whip.
MAYO EATERS STAND UP AND BE COUNTED!!!