http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin Feel like laughing? Know a good joke? Post here all jokes, car or non-auto related. en Sat, 28 Nov 2009 04:32:17 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/misc/rss.jpg http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=971290&goto=newpost Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:21:18 GMT Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,

‘Hello?’

‘Hi honey.This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?’

‘No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle.’

After a brief pause,

Daddy says, ‘But honey, your Uncle is in Japan.’

‘No he's not, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.’

Brief Pause.

‘Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.

Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.’

‘Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.’

A few minutes later

The little girl comes back to the phone.

‘I did it, Daddy.’

‘And what happened, honey?’

‘Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.

Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!’

‘Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?’

‘He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.’

*****Long Pause*****

*****Longer Pause*****

*****Even Longer Pause*****

Then Daddy says, ‘Swimming pool? ………..

Is this 486-5731?

No, I think you have the wrong number……… ]]> Car Jokes serge_saati http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=971290 http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=971288&goto=newpost Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:05:07 GMT Hector takes a trip to Florida. When he comes, he goes in a public washroom cause he needs.

When he comes in the toilet, he ears a voice from the next toilet. The stranger asks: Hi, how are you?

-Hector: (he feels embarrassed cause he usually doesn't start a conversation in a washroom) Hi, I'm fine.

-Stranger: What are you doing here?

-Hector: (he was surprized) Same reason as you, visiting.

-Stranger: Have you heard about the new Beach at east coast?

-Hector: No, I've not.

-Stranger: Can I join you now?

-Hector: (he is really surprised but he wants to stay polite) Currently I'm busy.

-Stranger: I'll call you back later, cause a dumb responds to all my questions. ]]> Car Jokes serge_saati http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=971288 http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=970814&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Nov 2009 03:59:04 GMT I'm practicing for my theoretic driving exam. But I'm stuck in the 1st question. Here it is:

]]> Car Jokes serge_saati http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=970814 http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=970413&goto=newpost Sat, 14 Nov 2009 23:53:45 GMT Here are the tales of some drivers who took the words of the satnav as gospel, when they should have remembered one of the satnav’s own favourite phrases:
“Turn around when possible”! :)
http://athingforcars.com/driving-saf...navs-go-wrong/ ]]> Car Jokes seamjay http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=970413