My X-wife sent me these, don't know if it's true but it is funny



Here are 16 actual error messages reportedly seen on the computer
screens in Japan, where they are written in Haiku. Aren't these better than
"your computer has performed an illegal operation"?
.................................................. .....
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred?
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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA

Originally posted by bowtiebandit

Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.


Those 2 are my favorite, It would be so funny to see someones reactions in america if one of these popped up, they'd flip out :p

LMAO

Very funny, and true. Go Japanese!

:hehehe: those are great man, i wish my computer said shit like that, i would bust up laughing when the computer messed up instead of being pissed. My favs have to be:

Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
------------------------------------------------
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Beautiful.If only ther was one that said...

The forum that you wish to visit is at present occupied by people whose opinions will make you unhappy.Go serenely to another part of the net..