this is a damn funny commercial
http://www.teamnabr.com/videos/civicreality.wmv

retarded, stick in your own forum:flipa:

Originally posted by markpa
retarded, stick in your own forum:flipa:


quiet







i own a civic, and that was fucking funny

Originally posted by kidrocket



quiet







i own a civic, and that was fucking funny
thank you
i was hoping there would be some intelligent people who could see the humor in it.

It's funny cuz the commercial was already stupid to start with. it could have been ford focuses (focii???) for all i care.

Old

sadly, its true.

the real civic nation is a bunch of kids that spend assloads of cash on bodykits and neon instead of things that make them faster, <which is fine and dandy if youre just going for show> yet these same kids rev on V8s and talk shit about how cool they are

Originally posted by Paonessa

thank you
i was hoping there would be some intelligent people who could see the humor in it.

It's funny cuz the commercial was already stupid to start with. it could have been ford focuses (focii???) for all i care.

same with all maximas'...why posting it 2 different forums?? ...........but anywayz that sound effects was taken off a college website depictating i think indy cars....can't remember........the sound effects are funny.....i can listen to that all day b/c itz too funny.....

Originally posted by kidrocket
sadly, its true.

the real civic nation is a bunch of kids that spend assloads of cash on bodykits and neon instead of things that make them faster, <which is fine and dandy if youre just going for show> yet these same kids rev on V8s and talk shit about how cool they are

is that ur opnion or is that fact?? just curious:right:

thankfully, my group of friends is actually knowledgeable about motors and stays away from the rice, but from my experience its mostly true. Kids spend 100 bucks on a universal muffler and redline their car every chance they get in every parking lot and on every street, just so other people know they have an APC brand crap coffee can.




edit: and people wonder why imports get so much shit from other car enthusiasts

Originally posted by BLU CIVIC


same with all maximas'...why posting it 2 different forums?? ...........but anywayz that sound effects was taken off a college website depictating i think indy cars....can't remember........the sound effects are funny.....i can listen to that all day b/c itz too funny.....

I didn't post this in the maxima forum, maximusGTR did. i posted it here cuz i don't think a lot of people hop from forum to forum. i figured the ricey kids would get offended and the normal people would find it funny. i wasn't trying to create drama, i just wanted to see what everyone thought.
what do you mean same with all maxima's?

Originally posted by kidrocket
thankfully, my group of friends is actually knowledgeable about motors and stays away from the rice, but from my experience its mostly true. Kids spend 100 bucks on a universal muffler and redline their car every chance they get in every parking lot and on every street, just so other people know they have an APC brand crap coffee can

why do we always have to bring up the "rice" subject in just about every thread.......what does this have to do with the vid??

cuz some of those civics were the epitamy of rice.

well think about it...


what do you respect more?

a civic with a GSR motor swap that was done on a budget of like 1000 bucks that runs 14s?

or a civic with 1000 bucks worth of racing stripes, windshield washer nozzle lights, foglamps, blue turn signals, vinyl graphics, fartcans, paint for the interior and a 2 foot tall aluminum wing and still runs 17s?



the car that i mentioned 2nd gets laughed at, and is the reason why imports get a bad name from cops, adults, domestic enthusiasts, politicians etc.

would u get partial respect with a gsr swap and all that other so-called "rice" add-on's

i personally think those cars look good....just b/c u got vinyl graphics, body kit, 17" chromiez, and neon lights doesn't mean that ur car is "rice" some people believe you need some show as well as go...but to each his own.....i personally can't afford what they have....if i could....who knows

Originally posted by kidrocket
the car that i mentioned 2nd gets laughed at, and is the reason why imports get a bad name from cops, adults, domestic enthusiasts, politicians etc.

:huh: :confused:

but see, i wasnt talking about a car with both, i was talking about the kids that buy that stuff and act like they have a fast car because of it, which is about half of the people who mod their cars unfortunately

yeah, and what'd you mean same with all maximas?

Originally posted by Paonessa
yeah, and what'd you mean same with all maximas?

reread my post.....


but i undrstand what ur sayin....they're 3 types of owners....the sleeper speed type.....the all nice show and no go type....and sadly enough.....the type u pointed.......

true enough:)

Originally posted by BLU CIVIC


same with all maximas'

i still don't think i understand. do you mean maximas' get riced out too? i'll admit they do. i saw a 3rd gen(89-93) with big reddish-orange flames frome the foglights to the rear passenger door handle. very, very gay. but that's kind of a rarity. i almost liked seeing it cuz it was funny i think the guy might have been trying to make a comment by doing it(i certainly hope he was). maybe he was saying "look at me, i'm a queer".

anyway i have seen all sorts of "rice" but you have to admit honda is usually the most common, and the civic is a very typical car to "rice" out. and it's harder to make a max ricey or a (cl type s or v6accord) because at least they have power right off the bat to back it up. they can get into the low 14's, high 13's without any engine swaps. the new 6 speed max, with a good driver, can get a 13.9 stock. with only an intake and cat-back exhaust i can get a 14.4. around 14.6 is average

civics are the most poipular b/c the are the most common and can be picked up cheaply....and every thinks that just b/c it says "honda- universal" it should go on ur car....but to each his own.....my wife gets on my b/c i's always :lol2: but i wonder if people were doing the same thing 30-40 years ago.....bet they were calling those cars chew:D

The sound bite was taken off of the "insanity test" on this website: http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/insanity/

how could one car be any harder to rice out then another? wow your V6 maxima is faster stock then a 4 cylinder civic, so that makes you not rice? where do you get your philosophy from? if a car looks like rice it doesnt matter how fast it is, ITS RICE!!! ive seen plenty of riced out maximas where im at and the scapegoat that all imports have a bad name from ricer civic owners is terrible. just because there are more civics on the road does not make them more responsible for the title "rice". give me 200 bucks and i could make your maxima look like the biggest bowl of rice youve ever seen

LOOK A MAXIMA!!!!

:D :D :D

http://camo.flage.net/albums/albup19/rice.sized.jpg

you guys arent seeing what hes trying to say..

hes already said that there are ricey maximas. let it go. i understood the joke

Originally posted by Paonessa
I didn't post this in the maxima forum, maximusGTR[/ did. i posted it here cuz i don't think a lot of people hop from forum to forum.

that guy is a total nutsack :grey:
if any of you remember he came in here a month ago try'n to start shit with all of us.

funny commercial are'nt those sounds from a gti video someone made?
as for the rice crap. it's so old and if someone wants to put shit on there car that looks rice to you then so be it.. just remember the day when someone blows right buy you with altezzas and there neons glowing..

don't sterotype. it gives you a major dis-advantage

Originally posted by BLU CIVIC
they're 3 types of owners....the sleeper speed type.....the all nice show and no go type....and sadly enough.....the type u pointed.......

so, show and go is unheard of?

chill out guys its a joke. the reason people are getting offended is because its true:rolleyes:

Originally posted by shepworldwide


so, show and go is unheard of?


SURE IT ISN'T..JUST DIDN'T MENTION IT.....U COULD CAY 5 TYPES AND ADD COMPLETELY STOCK

now i remember a guy, yeah he did try starting someshit but posting in our forum, but quickly the mods close the thread.

Originally posted by markpa
now i remember a guy, yeah he did try starting someshit but posting in our forum, but quickly the mods close the thread.

well, were all so good at flaming that's all we would have done.

heres an example for anyone who does'mt know or has forgotten...
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t84085.html

enjoy :bandit:

IM SO FUCKING SICK OF THE WORD RICE!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! TOO MUCH RICE!!!!! COME UP WITH ANOTHER NEW WORDDDDDDDD.. WHERE IN THE HELL DID THE WORD RICE ORIGINATE FROM ANYWAY.. I'M CURRIOUS.... POST ALL YOUR DEFINITIONS OF THE WORD RICE... (sorry for caps, im just going crazy). Shit, My car is almost stock except it has a cat back tanabe exhaust, intake, clear corners, and Integra LS rims... and it was called rice. WHAT THE FUCK!!! ahhhh :flipa:

quit your cry'n and get over it. rice=cheesy
it's a internet forum and theres gonna be haters
do you like your car? if so then who cares.

you gonna mail me that badge ;)

who wants my Si badge and DOHC VTEC decals?

Originally posted by kidrocket
who wants my Si badge and DOHC VTEC decals?

i do, i do...i've gotta sohc cx hatch.....put thos on and i'll be :smoka:

the term rice was coined cuz some cars(especially honda's) tendency to burn oil when they engage vtec(or other non-honda form of cam phasing) which, to some, the burning oil smells like burnt rice. the real term is rice burner. i fully understood this after driving my friends b18c dx civic.

and shep i read in your other post comparing a maxima to a mini van? total nonsense:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Motor Trend, Road Test, June 1994
"Our tester, a five-speed SE version of this fourth generation of Maxima, produced a blazing 6.6-second 0-60-mph time, and a 15.2-second, 92.4-mph quarter-mile run. Ask us,
and we'll tell you how the Maxima SE will whip the Integra GS-R, and Taurus SHO;
the new Maxima also shows no mercy on its Nissan stablemates: It'll stomp the normally aspirated 300ZX, and drivers of automatic-transmissioned 300ZX Turbos best not be snoozing when the light goes green.
This demure-looking family car is the quickest Japanese sedan available in the States."

do you know that car companies pay magazines like motor trend to get the rating they do.
on a lighter note, if you read my post about maximas you already know how i feel.
what i think about a maxima has no bearing on what i think of you, so please realize that ;)

Originally posted by shepworldwide


do you know that car companies pay magazines like motor trend to get the rating they do.
i don't know about that, if so then they paid for a shitty review cuz i got it to run a faster 1/4 stock. keep in mind they still made the 300zx for 2 years after my car came out. why would nissan want to publicize the fact that their family sedan is faster than their sports car.
Originally posted by shepworldwide

on a lighter note, if you read my post about maximas you already know how i feel.
what i think about a maxima has no bearing on what i think of you, so please realize that ;)




well said and i can respect that, i have to say i whole heartedly disagree though. and i hope to see you one day on the street, maybe we could change that opinion:)

Originally posted by Paonessa
why would nissan want to publicize the fact that their family sedan is faster than their sports car.

that's a tough one..sales maybe?

Originally posted by Paonessa
well said and i can respect that, i have to say i whole heartedly disagree though. and i hope to see you one day on the street, maybe we could change that opinion

i doubt it..i've seen many of races and i just don't ever see maximas
there. the world must be doing something wrong?

:confused:

[QUOTE]Originally posted by shepworldwide
[B]
that's a tough one..sales maybe?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
but that kind of publicity would decrease sales of the 300zx's

lol..what year did they stop selling the 300z ?

i just wanted to say that video was funny :D

97 i think they stopped. maybe 96.

as for paying for a better review. i don't really think its too common. i have, however, heard of car companies giving car mags more performance oriented versions of the car than what is acutally on sale to the public.

Originally posted by shepworldwide


do you know that car companies pay magazines like motor trend to get the rating they do.
on a lighter note, if you read my post about maximas you already know how i feel.
what i think about a maxima has no bearing on what i think of you, so please realize that ;)

The thing is every bit of that article is true.

Originally posted by shepworldwide
lol..what year did they stop selling the 300z ?

1996....The 95 Maxima 5-speed can beat a turbo 300ZX(autocrapmatic). I have seen it happen. Crappy launch from the 300ZX=Maxima owns

Originally posted by shepworldwide


well, were all so good at flaming that's all we would have done.

heres an example for anyone who does'mt know or has forgotten...
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t84085.html

enjoy :bandit:

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/attachment.php?postid=790899

Funny that the only words that come to mind when wanting to clown sombody is both NUT and Sack.....:rolleyes:

P.S I'm glad I'm remembered
http://www.ok-speed.com/forums/images/smilies/new/new_321.gif

Theres a kid down the street that has me all scared.....he wants to race me in his civic. He's got:

Disco ball dome light, flashing pink neon under-lights, 4 foot tail fin, huge ole 12" coffee can exhaust, 4 and a half miles of purple glow-cord, 6" high - 3 foot wide tires, hood scoop, blinking neon curb feelers, talking windshield wipers, laser-guided fuzzy dice and a skanky/pimply little 90 pound girlfriend with no ass and jeans that ride 3" below where her muff line ought to be.

Do you think he can take me??

hahaha dude I have not seen so much rice in my life.

Originally posted by StimpsonJCat
Theres a kid down the street that has me all scared.....he wants to race me in his civic. He's got:

Disco ball dome light, flashing pink neon under-lights, 4 foot tail fin, huge ole 12" coffee can exhaust, 4 and a half miles of purple glow-cord, 6" high - 3 foot wide tires, hood scoop, blinking neon curb feelers, talking windshield wipers, laser-guided fuzzy dice and a skanky/pimply little 90 pound girlfriend with no ass and jeans that ride 3" below where her muff line ought to be.

Do you think he can take me?? He probobly take you, driving a fucking pinto, cause your a fucking dumbass, and go back to your own forum, and start there fag.:flipa:

:hehehe: don't care wut anyone says...im an import enthusiast all the way, but that was some funny shit...hahaha...all show, no go, is fine (not many young ppl can afford both) an all go an little show (my personal pref) is good too...no point in bickering over it. lol...still a damned funny video.

Originally posted by KrNxRaCer00
:hehehe: don't care wut anyone says...im an import enthusiast all the way, but that was some funny shit...hahaha...all show, no go, is fine (not many young ppl can afford both) an all go an little show (my personal pref) is good too...no point in bickering over it. lol...still a damned funny video.
exactly. it's just a funny video. it's not a direct reflection of my opinion of your cars (well, some of your cars, but that's not the point i was pushing) i don't mind civics, they're good looking(92-2000), and reliable and with a bit of work can be pretty fast

:smoka: *coughs*

buahahahhaha
funniest thread ive ever read
the commercial was funny, that post that said "look a maxima!" and showed a bowl of rice on chrome wheels wiht an aluminum wing......
also i give funny credit to the post with the guy with lazer guided fuzzy dice 4 miles of glowing cord and disco dome light....
hahaha keep it up and ill have a 6 pack in place of my beer belly soon :D:D:D:D:D

hate!

everyone gets so personal!

Originally posted by Paonessa

exactly. it's just a funny video. it's not a direct reflection of my opinion of your cars (well, some of your cars, but that's not the point i was pushing) i don't mind civics, they're good looking(92-2000), and reliable and with a bit of work can be pretty fast Hey hey hey, lets not forget 88-91 Hatchs :D

Funny movie, made me laugh.

That's the first time I've seen that video. And I think it's pretty cool. I don't have ground effects or wheels, but I hope to one day!

just saw the vid. it's very funny and i think it's funny that you make fun of the cars in there sayin they are slow but i bet almost everyone of the car in the vid could whoop all of our asses:D

Originally posted by 95civicman
just saw the vid. it's very funny and i think it's funny that you make fun of the cars in there sayin they are slow but i bet almost everyone of the car in the vid could whoop all of our asses:D

YEA

Originally posted by Emilio

the commercial was funny, that post that said "look a maxima!" and showed a bowl of rice on chrome wheels wiht an aluminum wing......

that kid was talking out his ass.

Originally posted by Paonessa

that kid was talking out his ass.

Yea, after he removed the rod he had up it:D

nice informitive posts guys... if you're just gonna trash talk people in here then don't bother posting

Originally posted by MaximusGTR


Yea, after he removed the rod he had up it:D
you mean the rod he stuck up it.

Originally posted by shepworldwide
nice informitive posts guys... if you're just gonna trash talk people in here then don't bother posting

he started it.

Originally posted by Paonessa


he started it.

what are we five again girls?

if you don't like it don't fuckin' read it. am i forcing you to move your eyeballs across the screen and interpret the information?

Originally posted by Paonessa
if you don't like it don't fuckin' read it. am i forcing you to move your eyeballs across the screen and interpret the information?

howbout you post you're gay bullshit in the maxima fourm :finger:

cry'n me a river about how he started it. you 2 guys are fags plain and simple. finally if your going to post stupid bullshit in the civic forum then i'm going to read it dumbass.

Originally posted by shepworldwide


howbout you post you're gay bullshit in the maxima fourm :finger:

cry'n me a river about how he started it. you 2 guys are fags plain and simple. finally if your going to post stupid bullshit in the civic forum then i'm going to read it dumbass.

i'm just sayin how it is and me and maximus are clownin around. why you gettin so defensive, we aren't even talkin to you. gettin upset cuz someone's raggin' on your boo? and you say i'm the faggot. :flipa:

Originally posted by SleeperCivic
That's the first time I've seen that video. And I think it's pretty cool. I don't have ground effects or wheels, but I hope to one day!

Are you kidding me?

Hey Shitworldwide.. Calm down man...Damn, notice your the only one tripping in here. I stopped talking shit already but "people" keep talking to me first so I'm gonna respond. I love the civic forum because people here are so defensive:p ..... People just like you Shitworldwide.... I bet your probably cool when your not acting like a lil bitch..... If you noticed, someone in here called me a nutsack but I said what I had to say and kept it pushing... Shit happens and life goes on... I don't hate civics, as a matter of fact, I just bought one for my girl. I just think that there only fast with an engine swap, but thats another thread. I'll start that one in the Maxima forum and you can visit us. Your Welcomed to join us over there. That way no drama will start. Later

yah i forgot to ask you, did you get that removed yet? i know you like sticking things up your ass but please thats disgusting. and so is your maxima.

THIS IS A CIVIC FORUM. LEAVE AND STOP TRYING TO CREATE CONFRONTATION. YOU ARE LOSERS AND HAVE NO LIVES. STAY ON YOUR OWN FORUM.

LOOK ANOTHER MAXIMA!!!!
:flipa: :flipa: :flipa: http://camo.flage.net/albums/albup19/rice.sized.jpg

i'll bet that bowl of rice can roll 0-60 faster than your shitty scirocco. 8.3 0-60, fuckin' pathetic:flipa:

not bad

which scirocco is that? not to mention the fact that its still 8 years older then your pos maxima and has 2 cylinders less. but my car looks a hell of a lot better then your car not to mention its worth a whole lot more. eat my 11in wide tires biatch:finger:

Originally posted by Paonessa
this is a damn funny commercial
http://www.teamnabr.com/videos/civicreality.wmv
JERK!

Originally posted by MaximusGTR
That way no drama will start. Later

i already did that you loser :finger:

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t94755.html

i don't know guys..it kinda looks like a toboggon to me :eek:

what do you think?
lol

hatches?? Well i used to have a turboed hyundai excel thats right laugh all you want but hey i have a skyline now

Originally posted by dannyvd
hatches?? Well i used to have a turboed hyundai excel thats right laugh all you want but hey i have a skyline now

cool.. a skyline. can you come give me a ride in it? :drool: :rolleyes:

i like that mastercard thing

Originally posted by dannyvd
i like that mastercard thing

ya? well beware of the M.O.A.B (mother of all bombs)

where can i get that mastercard thing from?

put your mouse over it and "right click" save as

cool thanks i live in oz so i cant take you for a spin holy sh*t that is a mother bomb:p

Originally posted by edman24
THIS IS A CIVIC FORUM. LEAVE AND STOP TRYING TO CREATE CONFRONTATION. YOU ARE LOSERS AND HAVE NO LIVES. STAY ON YOUR OWN FORUM.


sorry to break it to u, but the forums are open to everyone. he even said he likes civics. read the title of the thread...IM NOT TRYIN TO HATE...they aren't starting trouble, u guys jus need to learn to laugh at ur car. its not that big of a deal if he doesn't like MOST civics.

that mother bomb...ugh...::pukes:: :hehehe:

she is a bomb

Originally posted by KrNxRaCer00


sorry to break it to u, but the forums are open to everyone. he even said he likes civics. read the title of the thread...IM NOT TRYIN TO HATE...they aren't starting trouble, u guys jus need to learn to laugh at ur car. its not that big of a deal if he doesn't like MOST civics.

that mother bomb...ugh...::pukes:: :hehehe:


exactly. everyone just shut the fuck up. its retarded

it is true she is bad news

Can you imagine the impact when she lands? :jumpie: :jumpie: :jumpie: :jumpie: :jumpie: :jumpie: :jumpie: :jumpie: :jumpie: :jumpie: :jumpie:

Originally posted by Paonessa
this is a damn funny commercial
http://www.teamnabr.com/videos/civicreality.wmv

lol, i love civics but it's true, they're everywhere

Originally posted by itsmeek


lol, i love civics but it's true, they're everywhere
i wasn't even commenting on the type of car. like i said it coula been focuses and it'd still be funny. i thought everyone could use a laugh, i didn't think so many people would get so bent outta shape over it. some high strung people 'round here

hey edman24

this is my forum mother fucker. i've fixed, driven and shit all over more civics than you'll know, dude just cuz i don't drive one now doesn't mean i never have. i've moved on though, to bigger, better things. now my sister drives a civic.

i really dont wanna think about that thing landing :bloated:

A civic with a gsr motor on a 1000 budget, I dun think so