What is up laddies?

Ive been gone for a while but I can explain. See, I got nailed on some phony street racing charges a while back, still awaiting trial and shit so I have been kinda good about it but my atorney told me to lay low from the forums since they can actually read up on them. Yeah, thats right! she googled my name and bam! street racing stories galore. and i'm all like "yeah but all those street racing stories we post up are purely computer simulations, none of that actually happens, its all just a what-if senario.....right?

well Its been forever and im like eff-it.
I want back in man. got so manny freaking good races lately ...uhhhmm.. simulations.

Somked the hell outta an SRT8 300C. Dude pulls up next to me one night a few weeks ago. Black 300C with bad ass silver streaks along the side. Looked very good. Problem was he had a helluva huge set of wheels. Dude was sporting some 24" chrome dubs. even had that ghetto ass silver "DUB" badge on the rear quarter panel. Starts reving his weak ass stock muffler at me.
Cool, I look over and see hes a young college type cat, figure okay, why not. Light goes green and I just jump off the line. rev first all the way up to 6K flat and yank back on the stick like a dogfighter in the thick of it. I see hes hard on my tail and making up for a slow take off. 2nd gear spins up to 6000k and I slap her into 3rd, tires chirp as i break traction again, 300C is now about 1 full car behind me and Im not even to 100 yet. Should I be nice and cut back, i got him beat already.....nahh! I rev up to only 5000 rpms now and hes just gone, GONE! like 3 cars back, I can tell he gave up.
Dude pulls up next to me. wont look me in the face. just kinda shy I guess.

im like " hey" HEY!
hes like "yeah man, sup?"
" Yo you got a V8 right?"
"yeah man! why"
" is it an SRT?"
"yeah"
"OH , you just gave me something to tell my boys about....good race bro...be safe".

Thats it for now but you know I got much more to tell ya'll about.

YO JOE!

Ahhh Mushman. Good times.

Good to have you back!

Besides, there's no harm at all when it comes to computer-generated, ficticious stories such as that one.

Good to have ya back! The racing section hasnt been too busy with it being winter and all.

Welcome back, we have been missing some of the regulars around here. Nice race, poor bastard must not know that 500 pound rims are not very effective go-fast parts.

What is up laddies?

Ive been gone for a while but I can explain. See, I got nailed on some phony street racing charges a while back, still awaiting trial and shit so I have been kinda good about it but my atorney told me to lay low from the forums since they can actually read up on them. Yeah, thats right! she googled my name and bam! street racing stories galore. and i'm all like "yeah but all those street racing stories we post up are purely computer simulations, none of that actually happens, its all just a what-if senario.....right?


I have an idea. Other forums have this section in an members lounge or such. Password protected and the password is only given out to people who the moderators know arn't cops. This keeps people from searching for streetracing events and forums! :grinyes: The sites that have it all you do is PM the moderators. They give your the password and your in. Here you would just create a sticky that gives stipulations like the password isn't for noobs and you have to be sponcered by a moderator. Just an idea then we can really say whatever we want in the section without fear!