The time has come to rename the Lumina. Obviously the original name was a fizzle, a wet blanket. Thats why GM stopped making them and instead gave us a half dozen other sedans.

Any car this paradoxical (e.g. great and yet having unmistakable lemon-like attributes) needs a special superhero name to give it self-confidence.

Like the magical, immortal "Batmobile", the Lumina needs a name change.

I propose the "Cockpuncher".

This expresses both the power of the car and its unique lemon-like features.

This car can hit you in the nuts out of nowhere, and you'll feel it.

Here is the video that inspired this legendary name:

Wait for it, the crucial moment is about 3/4 into the trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOUORYAPds0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6hypC11C0g&feature=related

I propose "Burnadebt" Cause thats what she do ..... :cwm27: