Instant death to spammers, no ifs ands or buts

Due to the recent rash of complete bonehead "gift card" spam and "I'm run business on China" spam, all spammers, business ads, phone sale posts, or anything that looks, tastes, smells, feels, or thinks like spam will be DELETED AND THE POSTING USERNAME PERMANENTLY BANNED. I will not discriminate, I will not ponder, I will not consider. If you plead with me to let you back on, I will most likely ban your IP as well.

Despite the fact that we have incredible mods here who always delete this crap within about 3 minutes of it being posted, the idiots still post. So for you (the fine upstanding AF member you are) I have decided to make this known that efforts are being taken to make AF a better place for you.

Thanks and happy posting.