And not for racing

I'm wingedG
Hybird is obi
Redneck is the other guy

WingedGuardianP: got a ticket...
ObiWanMoby: whats up?
ObiWanMoby: I'm alive
WingedGuardianP: *waits for that to sink in*
ObiWanMoby: starts to sink in*
Matty40000: *been sunk*
WingedGuardianP: ok, lemme rephrase it
WingedGuardianP: cj
ObiWanMoby: *done been sunk*
Matty40000: [asian] you explain now![/asain]
WingedGuardianP: I got a ticket today
WingedGuardianP: I was going to pick up tracy from school
ObiWanMoby: oooohhhh I get it now.
WingedGuardianP: i'm chillin, ,decided to be mr good law boy today
Matty40000: ooo Ventura PD.. not good
WingedGuardianP: well, i'm in the slow lane doing the speed limit
WingedGuardianP: I see a bike cop chilling to my right, waiting for people, I ignore him because, I was being my legal
WingedGuardianP: I'm cursing, and two chevy 2500HD's cut me off...mass random, well, I notice people turning onto the freeway ahead
WingedGuardianP: It looks like the lane splits so I figure i'm cool
WingedGuardianP: ...the two trucks haul ass to one lane to the left, because it DOSENT split
WingedGuardianP: it only turns right
WingedGuardianP: so I look, got like 6 car lengths free in all directions to the left
WingedGuardianP: so I go
WingedGuardianP: ....in a few seconds, red and blue
WingedGuardianP: to make it short, he runs plates, is pretty nice and gives me the ticket
ObiWanMoby: ambulance?
WingedGuardianP: bike cop
Matty40000: ... no.. coppers
WingedGuardianP: I ask him what its for
WingedGuardianP: "you turned left in a right turn only lane"
ObiWanMoby: that sucks
WingedGuardianP: "ah...I didnt know it was untill it was too late"
WingedGuardianP: *cuts me off* "yep"
WingedGuardianP: "sign here"
WingedGuardianP: and off he went
ObiWanMoby: did you tell him you were the buster?
WingedGuardianP: hahashahahahahaha
WingedGuardianP: I should have
WingedGuardianP: but man...fuck the police
WingedGuardianP: serously
Matty40000: you should of thrown a NAWZ bottle at him...
ObiWanMoby: yea that sucks
WingedGuardianP: its gouing to be like 250 and traffic school
WingedGuardianP: 100 fucking miles away
WingedGuardianP: this will look great to my new job
ObiWanMoby: fawk you copper *chucks nos tank*
Matty40000: ... cant you take the traffic school online?

This part:
WingedGuardianP: its gouing to be like 250 and traffic school
WingedGuardianP: 100 fucking miles away
WingedGuardianP: this will look great to my new job
ObiWanMoby: fawk you copper *chucks nos tank*
Matty40000: ... cant you take the traffic school online?
: SOunded childish. DOnt forget to go 250 km\h you need a free free high way. With cops you hardly can get away. Most people who run away from cops on high speed end up crashing. So think about it. Noone could get away from a cop without a problem. i bet cops are trained 10 times better then you fantasy makers :p

WingedGuardianP: "ah...I didnt know it was untill it was too late"
WingedGuardianP: *cuts me off* "yep"
WingedGuardianP: "sign here"

haha, that was great :D

Originally posted by Vyacheslav
This part:
WingedGuardianP: its gouing to be like 250 and traffic school
WingedGuardianP: 100 fucking miles away
WingedGuardianP: this will look great to my new job
ObiWanMoby: fawk you copper *chucks nos tank*
Matty40000: ... cant you take the traffic school online?
: SOunded childish. DOnt forget to go 250 km\h you need a free free high way. With cops you hardly can get away. Most people who run away from cops on high speed end up crashing. So think about it. Noone could get away from a cop without a problem. i bet cops are trained 10 times better then you fantasy makers :p


the 250 he's refering to means the price of the ticket... $250 + traffic school... hehe not in speed...

That is a pretty pricy ticket for an illegal turn?!

Good hell, I was caught doing 88MPH in a 65 zone. The officer reduced it to 78MPH and I only had to pay $75. What the hell is up with your ticket, $250!?!?! That is insane!

i got busted for doing 95 in a 70 on the way back from Tallahassee. The cop was acctually cool instead of the $195 ticket he goes:

cop: I don't see your seatbelt on!
me: *looking down* I have it on!
cop: no son, you don't understand, I don't see your seatbelt on!
me:*confused as hell*
my friend: Tony your a fucking idiot!
me:oh...oh, shit! ok!
cop: So, instead of the $195 speeding ticket, how about a $60 seat belt violation?
me: sounds almost good to eat!

The coolest cop ever...Click!

Originally posted by TerminalVelocity
WingedGuardianP: "ah...I didnt know it was untill it was too late"
WingedGuardianP: *cuts me off* "yep"
WingedGuardianP: "sign here"
WingedGuardianP: and off he went
Was this right off the California St. offramp thingie? I got a ticket for not using my turn signal there... the officer that likes to hang out there is a bad apple; gives all cops a bad name :bandit: