Lately, there has been a topic of conversation on what percentage of people Piss in the shower rather then get out... sooo..... What is it? Do you get out and drip all over the floor? Or Aim for the Drain?

Piss in the shower...fuck getting out :p :p

I usually go before I get in the shower, but if I'm already in there I stay in there! Just hate it when some misses the drain and floats all around your feet.......:rolleyes:

Well, if I haven't heard EVERY post there could ever be........:eek:

Originally posted by kbslacker
Lately, there has been a topic of conversation on what percentage ...I'm sorry, but who is conversing about this? :huh:

Science has proven, that people with foot fungus (of any kind) who pee in the shower can kill off the fungus. Something about the acids I guess.

As for me peeing - only if I have to. It isn't a ritual.

Originally posted by jay@af
I'm sorry, but who is conversing about this? :huh:


Oh, come one. That is not an answer.

If I am by myself I aim for the drain :D


I actually heard this on the radio :)

Originally posted by kbslacker

I myself aim for the drain :D


NO NO NO......You aim away from the drain then watch all the cool patterens as it passes you to the drain !!





PMan....you need some sleep i think :bloated: :bloated: :bloated:

I always look for the easiest way out of every situation, and ya its easier just to go for the drain instead of gettting out, so needless to say im a drain man myself:D

does anyone even bother getting out of the shower at all for anything once they are in? (except for soap)

I just hate it when you finish your shower without incident, then pull back the curtain and discover someone took all the towels...

Originally posted by YellowMaranello
does anyone even bother getting out of the shower at all for anything once they are in? (except for soap)

nope, if I do have to get out for some reason then it royally screws up my routine, and I get in a grouchy mood

I hate getting out of the shower dripping wet. It gets the the floor all wet. I am curious to know a girls point of view on all this :D

Originally posted by YellowMaranello
does anyone even bother getting out of the shower at all for anything once they are in? (except for soap) And freeze my nuts off? No way! There's my answer... :D

OOO...I hate opening the shower door and letting the cold air into my hot "steam room"!!!

hmmm... I just go before. Showerpissing sux!!
If you really don't want to use the toilet for what it's intended for, have some decency - piss out the window!!!:smoker2:

i always pee in the shower. hell i hold it so i can pee in the shower. sometimes if no ones home ill jus pee in the tub and wash it down. i never get out of the shower. if theres no soap ill use shampoo. :D

Originally posted by SkylinesKillAll
i always pee in the shower. hell i hold it so i can pee in the shower. sometimes if no ones home ill jus pee in the tub and wash it down. i never get out of the shower.It's good for a person to believe in something. :D j/k

what's the point of gettin out? you're cleaning yourself anyway!

Originally posted by SkylinesKillAll
i always pee in the shower. hell i hold it so i can pee in the shower. sometimes if no ones home ill jus pee in the tub and wash it down. i never get out of the shower. if theres no soap ill use shampoo. :D

*cough*weirdo*cough* :D

Note to self

Avoid taking showers with jay, SkylinesKillAll, and PM!

Wait, I don't take showers with guys! :finger:

Oh, and you're all a bunch of weirdos discussing such things in public:silly2:

Mike, have you ever pissed out of the window yourself???:eek:

Mike, have you ever pissed out of the window yourself???
Lol :D No I was just joking, you can stop worrying about my sanity..
My bathroom doesnt even have windows..well it does but they are too small and too high up...You'd have to be pretty talented to accomplish it :D

Originally posted by ales
Note to self

Avoid taking showers with jay, SkylinesKillAll, and PM!



:eek: :eek:


always shower with your G/F or wife :D :D :D

Originally posted by primera man
always shower with your G/F or wife :D :D :D Never both at the same time. ;)

Originally posted by jay@af
Never both at the same time. ;)

Be heaps more fun :p :p

If I'm already in the shower, I'm aiming for the drain!! Fuck it!!:p


But if I can go before, I would.

Originally posted by jay@af
Never both at the same time. ;)

Why the hell not?!!! :licker: :licker: ;)

Originally posted by primera man

always shower with your G/F and wife :D :D :D

that's the idea! :D

Originally posted by gang$tarr


that's the idea! :D

You've got the idea gangstar :p :p

It's about time he got one!!:finger: :D

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
It's about time he got one!!:finger: :D

LOL :D :D

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
It's about time he got one!!:finger: :D

ahem... :finger: :finger:
hehe :D

Originally posted by gang$tarr


ahem... :finger: :finger:
hehe :D

ahem....
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid27/pcf21fac0ff82d317e905e32d8283c5bf/fe343b83.gif



hehehe

Drain Man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

If I can help it I will go b4 hand but if I am already in whats the piont of getting out!

OK, who here besides me take half hour long showers? :D:D

Originally posted by Heep
OK, who here besides me take half hour long showers? :D:D

I probably would, but our water heater is shi*, so after about 6minutes, the water gets cold no matter how high i turn up the hot water.

Lousy budget old-ass water heater :devil:

Originally posted by Heep
OK, who here besides me take half hour long showers? :D:D

Well, If I am by myself, then it is usually about 10 minutes.



All I can say is, what are you doing in there? This was not a thread on who spanks it, but who pisses in the shower. :hehe: :rolleyes:

Originally posted by kbslacker


Well, If I am by myself, then it is usually about 10 minutes.



All I can say is, what are you doing in there? This was not a thread on who spanks it, but who pisses in the shower. :hehe: :rolleyes:

:lol2::lol2:

I just stand there and sing for most of the time :D:D:D The hot water is like a massage....

Originally posted by kbslacker
All I can say is, what are you doing in there? This was not a thread on who spanks it, but who pisses in the shower. :hehe: :rolleyes:

lol.. hahahah :D

yeah stay on topic heep :D

Originally posted by kbslacker
All I can say is, what are you doing in there? This was not a thread on who spanks it, but who pisses in the shower. :hehe: :rolleyes:

All I can say is, this is about as "off topic" as off topic can get. Piss in the shower - good grief. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by YogsVR4


All I can say is, this is about as "off topic" as off topic can get. Piss in the shower - good grief. :rolleyes:


Well, give me time. I will get some better discussions going. :silly2:

I never take showers, because when i do, i get really warm, cause of the water, and i'm afraid to get out of the warm goodness. its cold, REALLY cold beyond those doors. And my water heater would NEVER run out of hot water. so, i'd trap myself in the shower. That's why i go to the hospital and have the hot nurses give me sponge baths :)

Originally posted by Steel
I never take showers,

oh god! :apuke: :apuke:

get in there

Originally posted by kbslacker


Well, If I am by myself, then it is usually about 10 minutes.



All I can say is, what are you doing in there? This was not a thread on who spanks it, but who pisses in the shower. :hehe: :rolleyes:

For me its not a matter of spanking it :rolleyes: , but when I go for a shower when im cold or something, I could easily fall asleep standing up, if our water heater worked better, its soo relaxing

I have fallen asleep standing up in the shower before...I was in there asleep from 8 AM to 11 AM with my head leaning against the wall :eek::eek:

Originally posted by primera man


:eek: :eek:


always shower with your G/F or wife :D :D :D

i pee in the shower even when my girlfriend is in there. i jus dont tell her till she feels somethin warm on her leg. :D

Originally posted by SkylinesKillAll


i pee in the shower even when my girlfriend is in there. i jus dont tell her till she feels somethin warm on her leg. :D

Dude!! no offense but thats just savage :apuke:, like I said, I have no probs with taking a piss in the shower, but I wouldnt do it when someone else was in there with. Im just wondering what her reaction is when she finds out :lol2:

Originally posted by Heep
I have fallen asleep standing up in the shower before...I was in there asleep from 8 AM to 11 AM with my head leaning against the wall :eek::eek:

holy crap! you're lucky you didn't fall over and crack your head open...
that must have been one mean hang over! :D

Originally posted by gang$tarr


holy crap! you're lucky you didn't fall over and crack your head open...
that must have been one mean hang over! :D

:D:D

Yeah, really, except that I don't drink....:confused::confused:

Originally posted by Heep


:D:D

Yeah, really, except that I don't drink....:confused::confused:

yeah well then the first part applies :)

Originally posted by SkylinesKillAll


i pee in the shower even when my girlfriend is in there. i jus dont tell her till she feels somethin warm on her leg. :D

You do WHAT????

I'd sooner have sex in the shower with her instead of peeeeing on her

:p :p :p

Originally posted by primera man
I'd sooner have sex in the shower with her instead of peeeeing on her

:p :p :p

Maybe it's just his way of ... Never mind

i pee in the shower even when my girlfriend is in there. i jus dont tell her till she feels somethin warm on her leg
Now that is well and truly disturbing:bloated: :apuke:
Maybe it's just his way of ... Never mind
Umm...yeah..ummmm....ahem..:bloated: :bloated: :bloated: :apuke: :apuke: :apuke:

not really :apuke: but :confused: :eek:

If The hot water tank is running out and the water gets cold ill pee all over myself, its nice and warm again, not the greatest smell but hey :alien2:

Originally posted by vettemaan
If The hot water tank is running out and the water gets cold ill pee all over myself, its nice and warm again, not the greatest smell but hey :alien2:


i do believe that is the nastiest thing i have heard.

If The hot water tank is running out and the water gets cold ill pee all over myself, its nice and warm again, not the greatest smell but hey
:eek: :apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :bloated:

The whole point of showering is to CLEAN yourself...
P.S. I really do hope you are joking...:rolleyes:

nonononono im 100% serious:D :D :D :D :D you have no idea how hard im laughing :flash: :flash:

Originally posted by vettemaan
If The hot water tank is running out and the water gets cold ill pee all over myself, its nice and warm again, not the greatest smell but hey :alien2:

I think we need to have a talk

I never thought I could regret clicking on the wrong thread any more than I do now... :bloated:

Originally posted by vettemaan
If The hot water tank is running out and the water gets cold ill pee all over myself, its nice and warm again, not the greatest smell but hey :alien2:

it's not really discusting, but weird :D

What do you mean it isn't disgusting? That's like pissing your pants for the warmth after the sun goes down.

Originally posted by Porsche
What do you mean it isn't disgusting? That's like pissing your pants for the warmth after the sun goes down.

who cares he's cleaning himself anyway.... i don't think it's really gross, it's just like water.... now if you shit on himself that would be :apuke: :apuke: :apuke:

Originally posted by gang$tarr


now if you shit on himself that would be :apuke: :apuke: :apuke:

Did we reeeaaally need to take it there.:rolleyes:

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL


Did we reeeaaally need to take it there.:rolleyes:




yes :D
cause that's about a million times more discuting than peeing on yourself

I agree with that.

Originally posted by saturntangerine
I never thought I could regret clicking on the wrong thread any more than I do now... :bloated:

do girls pee in the shower?
hehe lol :D

Originally posted by gang$tarr


do girls pee in the shower?
hehe lol :D

gang$tarr....what are we going to do about you !!!:p :p :p ...lol

Originally posted by primera man


gang$tarr....what are we going to do about you !!!:p :p :p ...lol

well you never know.... there are more shocking things we don't know about them :D

plus all the girls i've been with wouldn't reveal anything like that..... anyways isn't this what the internet is for? :D :D

Gang$tarr's Internet Use: 60% PORN, 35% AF, 5% other
LOL :D, it's true

What's "other"? BTW, I hope you don't consider people peeing in the shower "Porn" that's wrong.

Originally posted by gang$tarr


do girls pee in the shower?
hehe lol :D

I am curious to know on that as well.

Originally posted by Porsche
What's "other"? BTW, I hope you don't consider people peeing in the shower "Porn" that's wrong.

oh hell no! i'm not into that kinda stuff :D
i was being a little sarcastic there with the 60%
but that's one of it's main uses, hehe

Easy answer ...SHOWER hell we are all a bunch of lazy sacks of shitz so therefore we must piss in the showers:monkeypis

Originally posted by GOD
Easy answer ...SHOWER hell we are all a bunch of lazy sacks of shitz so therefore we must piss in the showers:monkeypis

Well, I hope your speaking for yourself here, mommas boy. :right:

Originally posted by GOD
Easy answer ...SHOWER hell we are all a bunch of lazy sacks of shitz so therefore we must piss in the showers:monkeypis

god speaks!
have you been gone?

i think i need to clarify i was JUST KIDDING lol

Yeah, yeah, right....

You expect us to believe you're kidding now, huh? :D:D:D

wanna know what i REALLY do in the shower

Originally posted by vettemaan
wanna know what i REALLY do in the shower no

hahahaha good

I've heard *horror* stories about girls in the shower, but I can honestly say that I have never tried, and never intend to!!!!!!!!!!

And this is the last post I intend to have in this *interesting* thread!!!!!

hahaha and to think when i first saw this thread i thought, sick who the hell would ask this yuck

Originally posted by saturntangerine
I've heard *horror* stories about girls in the shower, but I can honestly say that I have never tried, and never intend to!!!!!!!!!!

And this is the last post I intend to have in this *interesting* thread!!!!!

do tell!! :D i wanna hear these horror stories
i've heard what some girls do in jacuzzis and hot tubs.... you know what i mean right saturn? ;)

Iknow what ur talking about :eek:

Originally posted by gang$tarr
i've heard what some girls do in jacuzzis and hot tubs.... you know what i mean right saturn? ;) Or with the shower massage... :D

I was watching this thing with Jenna Jameson, and she was talkin abou it... she's like that's girls secret, and she was talkin about how amazing it is :D
they also did it on Sex and the City

You guys are just going to have to use your imagination :finger:

Originally posted by primera lady
You guys are just going to have to use your imagination :finger:

Do you really want to do that?:rolleyes:

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL


Do you really want to do that?:rolleyes:


hahahaha primera lady, i really don't think you want us to use our imagination, lol :D

Man, i'd swear, this topic is somewhat weird, but funny, and to answer your question, i go before i get in the shower, can't go in the shower, when its shared with me, and my 2 sisters, and my dad, and sometimes my mom. so ack.

Originally posted by SkYLiNeFrEaK
i go before i get in the shower, can't go in the shower, when its shared with me, and my 2 sisters, and my dad, and sometimes my mom. so ack.


I hope your not meaning all at the same time :bloated: :bloated: :bloated: ...j/k

Originally posted by primera man



I hope your not meaning all at the same time :bloated: :bloated: :bloated: ...j/k

that would be quite :apuke: :apuke:

Originally posted by gang$tarr


that would be quite :apuke: :apuke:

i dont even want to think about it :bloated: :bloated: :bloated: :bloated:

Y'all stole my topic!!!

:mad:

HEHEHE.

I pee before I get in the shower. It only goes down the shower drain if I have no other choice.

I pee in the shower

:D

!!!:eek: :eek: OMG what a topic to bring back from the grave!!!:bloated: :bloated:



I pee in shower too ;) :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

Nope I NEVER pee in the shower. For some reason I find it quite gross.

Originally posted by kbslacker
Lately, there has been a topic of conversation on what percentage of people Piss in the shower rather then get out... sooo..... What is it? Do you get out and drip all over the floor? Or Aim for the Drain? Drain baby!! :D

Aim for the drain!! You should all realize that urine is as pure as distilled water and that it isn't waste like shit, but just extra stuff your body doesn't need at the time. There is a form of alternative medacine where you drink your urine to fight sicknesses because your urine containes antigens that allow your white bloodcells to destroy the disease. Not sure if it works, but.... If you trapped in a building without water and food, drinking your own urine can keep you alive for around a week, at which point it will start to turn into an acid or some bad thing lol.

Egads!

I'mma hurt whoever brought this beeotch back out of hiding! :p j/k

You all know my answer.

Nope I pee in the toilet.

You'd have to be pretty lazy or it would have to be bloody cold out to pee in the shower.



Would you pee in a bath????? actually don't answer that I don't want to know;)

Originally posted by tazdev
Would you pee in a bath????? actually don't answer that I don't want to know;)

^good recovery!

With some of these guys on here... I don't even want to imagine! :uhoh:

Originally posted by saturntangerine
Egads!

I'mma hurt whoever brought this beeotch back out of hiding! :p j/kHurt me how? :flipa:

:silly2:

Ahh, threads from the good ol' days.

:uhoh: :eek: what a thread to bring back up....:rolleyes:

and the answer is also NO!...:rolleyes:

Originally posted by ragt20
:uhoh: :eek: what a thread to bring back up....:rolleyes:

and the answer is also NO!...:rolleyes: I’m glad there are some males out there that don’t. :p

i heard that urine actually kills athlete's foot so in that sense, it's good for you. it's also a common practice in many countries to piss on a snake bite to neutralize the venom. personally, i piss in any shower i can :D

i am happy to say that i still do not piss in the shower...why do u piss in the shower?..no one can be THAT lazy..well..i take that back..maybe they can be

Originally posted by Marc04
i am happy to say that i still do not piss in the shower...why do u piss in the shower?..no one can be THAT lazy..well..i take that back..maybe they can be Lazy?! How about environmentally conscious?? Think about how much water it takes to flush a toilet. The frugally-designed models take 1.6 gallons to flush. Now compare that to the shower. The water is already running, and I doubt the time it takes to pee will actually make any significant difference to the time you spend in the shower.
So piss in the shower and do your part for Mother Earth :ylsuper

Originally posted by JD@af
Lazy?! How about environmentally conscious?? Think about how much water it takes to flush a toilet. The frugally-designed models take 1.6 gallons to flush. Now compare that to the shower. The water is already running, and I doubt the time it takes to pee will actually make any significant difference to the time you spend in the shower.
So piss in the shower and do your part for Mother Earth :ylsuper


I have to agree with JD here, he is talking the truth, and I can say yes i've pissed in the shower before, but no, i don't do it regularly.:rolleyes: :finger:

Saves a bit on the hot water !!:flash: :flash:
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I think i'll leave now :bloated: :bloated:

Originally posted by primera man
Saves a bit on the hot water !!:flash: :flash:
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I think i'll leave now :bloated: :bloated: :eek: :eek: :eek: Yeah I think you'd better Warren!!! :right: :)

Originally posted by JD@af
:eek: :eek: :eek: Yeah I think you'd better Warren!!! :right: :)

It's "MR HOGAN" to you :devil: :devil: :devil:

:D ..j/k

Originally posted by jay@af
Hurt me how? :flipa:

:silly2:

The best secrets are best kept as such. :right:

I still can't believe this thread exists.
Or that it managed to get to 8 pages,



or even,

and this is a little disturbing,


but not all that surprising....



That JD was able to find a RATIONAL REASON FOR PISSING IN THE SHOWER?????? :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh:



you people are sick. :finger:

Originally posted by Moppie
and this is a little disturbing,


but not all that surprising....



That JD was able to find a RATIONAL REASON FOR PISSING IN THE SHOWER?????? :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh:



you people are sick. :finger: One of these days... TO THE MOON, ANDREW!!! :D :D :D

Originally posted by JD@af
One of these days... TO THE MOON, ANDREW!!! :D :D :D

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Originally posted by Moppie


:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :rolleyes: Ah, kids. You never saw The Honey Mooners, with Jackie Gleason? "One of these days... TO THE MOON, ALICE!!!" and the reference was that he was going to backhand her to the moon when she got in Jackie's nerves. It sounds a bit harsh, but in the show it was always hilarious.

Its so good to bring these threads out again :p :p :p

Originally posted by primera man
Its so good to bring these threads out again :p :p :p


I agree. maybe.

Thier good to show that I supose once upon a time we used to have fun in here.
:finger:


but of course we still do....


and I have seen the Honey mooners... :huh:

but if you want to back hand me you had better be damn fast, becasue I have never taken a full blow in a fight, and I have also never lost. :evillaugh

not only do i pee in the shower, i write my name on the tile for the fun of it then see how long i can pee directly into the drain untill i hit the edge.

Originally posted by ric
not only do i pee in the shower, i write my name on the tile for the fun of it then see how long i can pee directly into the drain untill i hit the edge.

Now thats got to be the best reply so far !!! :D :D :D

Originally posted by primera man
Its so good to bring these threads out again :p :p :p

Anymore like this hidden in the dank dark past?:flash:

Originally posted by tazdev


Anymore like this hidden in the dank dark past?:flash:


Im sure of you dig far enough back through all the endless pages that make up OT you will be bound to find some real gems. :D

(search for names: P-man, DVS, Me, Jay, and KBS. Others are always involved in the really really good threads but one of us always got into the action somewhere.)

This ones closed but was a good laugh

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10170&highlight=dvs

Deffintly a classic!!!

and you did most certinaly get your starts back in the end. :D :D :D

Originally posted by Moppie
Deffintly a classic!!!

and you did most certinaly get your starts back in the end. :D :D :D

...and got made a mod !!!!

that is pure class PMan.

good to see ya got your stars back.

someone should steal them again and you can restart the thread:flipa:

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Nope I NEVER pee in the shower. For some reason I find it quite gross.

If a woman peed in the shower that would be nasty. But us guys can aim and get it right in the drain! Won't even touch our feet! Perfectly safe!

sometimes :finger:

I've been reading quite a bit today,this is the funniest shit I have seen in a long time:D :D :D

my contribution......No.And furthermore I do not wash my hair in the toilet:finger:

Originally posted by taranaki

And furthermore I do not wash my hair in the toilet:finger:

:eek: ...i should think not....you would get that blue stuff in your hair which would be hard to wash out
:D