Dear all

I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good
this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some
goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.

I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but
we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down
with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping
have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have
been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming.

The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves
and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird
shit.

On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my
reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and
some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.

Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you
the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to K
Mart before everything is gone.

Sincerely,

Santa Claus


The Panda made me do it!!!
:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

That's hilarious! Bahahahaha.....

Got any more?

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I like the good ones to keep coming around like this :)

:hehehe:

You can get another message from Santa at www.joecartoon.com . It is called 'Supahfly Santa"

:hehe:

the grinch has arrived:D

Originally posted by tazdev
the grinch has arrived:D hehe you beat me to it!

Panda's a big bah humbug!! :p

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl

Panda's a big bah humbug!! :p

He's o.k. by me then..:)

Christmas............blows.:(