10 Signs You Spend Too Much Time Online

1. You indavertently exclaim "lol" in a conversation with
somebody sitting next too you.

2. A hooker comes into your home and offers you a choice
between paying you for sex or your own web domain free.
After careful deliberation you decide to take the web domain
because, hey, those things will really impress that 45 year
old male rapist from Wyoming who really wants to meet you.

3. You hiss at the mention of the word "sun".

4. You get sunburn from a 100 Watt light bulb.

5. You can flawlessly type 90 words per minute, yet when
presented with a difficult task such as dribbling a basketball
you undergo a severe meltdown and have to be carted off to
the hospital for several weeks.

6. You write those annoying chain e-mails that end up flooding
my fucking mailbox and making me sit there and delete like
40 messages all because some asshole wanted to see if he
could get a response from completely random person. Here's
your response asshole, fuck off.

7. You decide that you don't really need to go out with your
boyfriend/girlfriend on Saturday because you'll see them online
sooner or later.

8. You read that and thought to yourself, "Go out? What's that
mean?"

9. You are the webmaster of five different sites, have multiple
online personalities, and contribute to various web
communities, but in public people often keel over due to the
potency of your 4 week old fungus that scientists claims is
actually hair.

10. You were deeply offended by accuracy of above comments.

Me=none of the above...must post more!:D

Good god, how would that be. :eek:

Good thing thats not me!

lol

lol

Thats not me :)

Terminal Velocity has said "lol" in person before.


I've come close to it...


stop looking at me like that...

I qualify for option 5: I type quite fast..

#7: Yupers, that's me!!! My friends usually don't even bother calling my cell anymore. They know where they can find me... :o

Originally posted by saturntangerine
#7: Yupers, that's me!!! My friends usually don't even bother calling my cell anymore. They know where they can find me... :o
yea i hear that...I have a specialized sound for everyone whom Instant message me so I know who's who without even looking.:D

none of those apply to me;)

Originally posted by hybridsol
10 Signs You Spend Too Much Time Online

1. You indavertently exclaim "lol" in a conversation with
somebody sitting next too you.
:eek: OMG, I've done that! :uhoh:

w3rd! :p

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
:eek: OMG, I've done that! :uhoh:

w3rd! :p


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w3rd m3ng j/p:)