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catthatter
05-17-2007, 12:04 PM
Help! With 236,000 + miles on it, my 98 Ford Escort Wagon refuses to die! Any ideas how I can really discreetly sabotage my own car so my husband will give in and buy a new one? He's this close to getting that new car, but this little Escort stills runs well, so he needs a "little help" if you know what I mean. The tinkering needs to be safe (kids and I still use this car daily, but I can certainly "plan" ahead) and hopefully not obvious. He is not a mechanic, but he knows how a car runs and it's common problems. There's got to be something discreet I can do to mess up the engine a little?!

nissanfanatic
05-20-2007, 07:00 PM
Save some money and buy the car you want. Use this car as a trade in. Don't break perfectly good automobiles when you do not even understand the principles and mechanics it operates on enough to intentionally insert a fault..

KManiac
05-20-2007, 11:30 PM
If I found out my wife sabotaged a good reliable automobile to try to con me into buying a new car, I would have her in divorce court the next day. Either that or give her an annual bus pass for the family. Certainly no new car! No man deserves a pathological coniver like that. Be thankful you have a nice husband, a family and reliable transportation. You could lose it all real quickly if you're not careful.

catthatter
05-24-2007, 10:43 AM
Yeah, you're right. Desperate times call for desperate measures, but you're aboslutley right. Will continue to let the car die of "natural causes". Do they have "hospice care" for automobiles? :frown:

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