Does anybody know how to take the all the smog crap off? And the a/c stuff?PLEASE EXPLAIN!!!

first off great caption for the thread

second removing the a/c, just remove the condenser and compressor unless you get the ducting under the dash for a non a/c car, PITA for 5lb. reduction.

third "smog" emmissions hardware is not something that should be tossed, removing the components is a federal offense, driving a modded car sometimes attracts worst of the cops in an area and if they would inspect/search the car you'd be in deep shit. start with CAI, header, highflow cat (random, catco, etc.), and catback. improved airflow=more fun

keep it legal; keep it out of impound; and keep yourself out of federal courthouses whenever possible.