ok i was riding around in my 2000 blue civic si (stock) going 40 in a 35 when i get pulled over.....ok first of all the cop take FOREVER just to get out of the car...im like wtf i have places to go pig...anyways he comes to my window and asks DO U KNOW WHY I PULLED YOU OVER....and like an idiot i say MY WING (trying to be cool or something).....hes like WHAT DID U SAY....im like nothing....i know i shouldnt have said that but damnit i was pissed...anyways he tells me that lots civic si's are used for street racing and that it is illegal...im like U KNOW I DIDNT KNOW THIS...he then looks all around my car and then tells me to leave.....YES NO TICKET....just wanted to share

u ever said anything to a cop that u wish u didnt?

"hurry up and give me my fuckin ticket so i can go"
and
"fuck off"
and
cop:"do you know why i pulled you over"
me:"so you can look at my car"

and the classic
"i didn't even see you there, i thought that you were at krispy kreme"


i guess that's why my license is suspended tho.

Originally posted by 95civicman
"and the classic
"i didn't even see you there, i thought that you were at krispy kreme"


i guess that's why my license is suspended tho. hahaha did you really say that?? That's hilarious!!! :hehehe: :p

yes and i got a speeding ticket for it too :D

one friday night i was in the sonic parking lot. flashen my ride with my boys. when a couple cops come up to us and are like you cant be here, i said im trying to get a choclate shake officer.. this ass hole pig starts yelling at me, some crap about being a smart ass and giving him attitude, as he walks up to my car .. then he gives me some shit about loud exaust and loud music i was like well i dont do those things my car is off sir. (well prior to this incident i had taken the sticker off my smirnof ice and had it in my hand)
this jerk is rite up in my face by this point and asks the most feard question "have you been drinken son?" so i says to the cop no sir...

im on the patch and slaped the beer sticker on my forehead.. everyone around busted out laughing including my wife.. needless to say i was ruffed up for no reason and thrown in the cop car for public intoxication.
talk about sucked. but it was pretty funny

Traffic cops are assholes. They know they can get away with being a prick so they do so on every occasion they can.

Originally posted by YogsVR4
im on the patch and slaped the beer sticker on my forehead..

That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Damn... :hehehe:

Cop: Your eyes look a little red... Have you been smokin dope?
Victim: Your eyes look a little glazed.. Have you been eatin donuts?

and oh yeah

don't say anything about their momma

"thanks faggot" after getting a ticket
since the cop took a while to get back to my car after writing a ticket i just left my window up for like a few extra seconds while he was standing there. he tapped on it and i said "what the fuck get your hand away from my car" he gave me an earful about that one.

oh and one time i got pulled over when i changed lanes and used my turn signal. but the cop only saw me use it for 1 of 2 lanes and he came up to my car at a red light and told me to pull over when it turned green. so i did. he had a bad lisp and i made fun of him after he gave me the ticket. i said "thanksss officccer, thasss a nicce lisssp you've got there" (fake lisp) he said "excuse me?" and i said in a loud tone "are we done here?" he said i was ok to go, and he followed me another mile or so because i took off fast.

one time i blew a stop light and a cop was sitting right there. he pulled me over and said i'd give you a ticket but i have somewhere else to be. i said thatnks and then my g/f says "you have really nice eyes" the cop goes "haha he already got out of the ticket you don't have to flatter me."

i always get really mad.
once i got pulled over in orange like 5 feet from the west haven border. i got a talking to about speeding for a while and then a court summons for going over 60mph. so after i was allowed to go i took off like a crazy man and spun second gear. he put his siren back on and sat there for a minute. meanwhile i was off and i took a few turns and cut my lights off. i'm guessing he got clearance from west haven to get me but he ended up just flying by. all i heard was his sirens go by mad fast but i sat there for a few seconds and then drove off in the opposite direction.

and last but not least i was across a grass field with my ex g/f when i saw a cop giving me a parking ticket. i was screaming stop you faggot as loud as i could but he kept looking around. i was too far away and didnt get back to my car in time. he already drove off. but he was stuck at the light and watched me as i threw the ticket into the parking lot. he quickly turned and jumped the curb and asked what i was doing. since i was with my g/f i just said nothing officer and picked up the ticket.

so um

all this stuff u did, cussing cops out, calling them names and balling out. did these prevent you from getting tickets. i mean yeah, i guess you look really cool and sound like a "badass" for doing all that, but why put yourself in a situation??? I dunno, maybe it's just me...:o

I don't know if anyone else can smell it. But I am getting the strong sense that there is some bovine fecal matter coming from j.fuggi in this thread.

bovine fecal matter

Good One:hehe:

my thought exactly on the poot smell.

man i had been saven the patch one for some cop for a long time before that incedent.

im usually realy cool about gettin a ticket no bull shit . but the sonic matter was messed up. so it called for drastic measures.

i actualy got a warent on me rite now bench that is the ticket if for going to sllowwhen i was actually going 73 in a 45. so pulling over immediatly and being cooperative is tha best way to go...

maby the cop saw the race that had happend preciously and thought my launch and preformance sucked so said i was to slow :( who knows.,

god damn i gotta pay that ticket before i get pulled over again...

no man, no bs here, i honestly get pulled over ALL THE FUCKING TIME! and i never mouth off until i know i got a ticket. if the cop is nice and lets me off, thats it. i'm nice back. but once i know i'm getting a ticket i go into rage mode. yea i know i go a little fast once in a while, but they were pullin me over 2times a day sometimes. one cop pulled me over just to tell me my plate was run a number of times by a bunch of different agencies (different city police).

and i swear on anything i'm not BS'in in my post. c'mon guys you should know me by now. over 1200 non bs posts why would i start now lol.

I was hoping that you would tell me that I was wrong. I do know you better than that.

But you still have no right to be pissed if you are getting a ticket for something you actually did. You should only get pissed at yourself for doing it.

No cops anywhere will profile that much unless you are doing something that is even somewhat suspicious. That's what they are here for. To protect us. Did you see that on the news today they closed down an 80 mile stretch of highway in Florida because of a suspicious car someone reported. Thank god for police. They are doing the job that everyone else is too chicken to do.

But, yes even I get frustrated with cops. But I've always done(in one way or another provoked) what I have been pulled for.

Bottom line, if you can't do the time, SLOW THE FUCK DOWN and stop bitching.

that was stupid:bloated:

Originally posted by Fly Rice Racer
I was hoping that you would tell me that I was wrong. I do know you better than that.

But you still have no right to be pissed if you are getting a ticket for something you actually did. You should only get pissed at yourself for doing it.

No cops anywhere will profile that much unless you are doing something that is even somewhat suspicious. That's what they are here for. To protect us. Did you see that on the news today they closed down an 80 mile stretch of highway in Florida because of a suspicious car someone reported. Thank god for police. They are doing the job that everyone else is too chicken to do.

But, yes even I get frustrated with cops. But I've always done(in one way or another provoked) what I have been pulled for.

Bottom line, if you can't do the time, SLOW THE FUCK DOWN and stop bitching.

THANKS but uh, the low ass speed limits are really not needed. i just get mad because cops really harass me. i could be doing the same speed as any other car on the road, but they will pull me over because i have a 'fast looking car'.

i'm not gonna be a prick and cus you out because its not needed. but i think its still ok for me to handle things that make me angry. yea it may be my own fault. but it still makes me mad. half the time they just get behind me and run my plate.

it gets me mad. and makes me wanna brake check them because they are honestly on my ass.

I'm going to have to agree with J here. Cops like to pull over cars that stick out and modded cars are one of them. They like to pull over red, yellow, and black cars as well. They can give you tickets for lowering your car, for tinting, for basically anything you have done to the car that isn't stock. Believe me, it's true. Modded fast looking cars are cop targets, besides there are places that there is no reason for the speed limit to be as low as it is.

So lay off.

Originally posted by Fly Rice Racer

No cops anywhere will profile that much unless you are doing something that is even somewhat suspicious. That's what they are here for. To protect us. Did you see that on the news today they closed down an 80 mile stretch of highway in Florida because of a suspicious car someone reported. Thank god for police. They are doing the job that everyone else is too chicken to do.

I think it was in Miami. It was supposed to be some type of car bomb or something. Those idiots in the car stopped at Shoney's Restaurant and were talking about their "plans" thinking nobody was listening. One lady overheard, got their tag and called it in to the police.

w3rd to J and polygon

I have no respect for suburban cops who dont fight crime other than break up parties

My friend after gettin pulled over in pulled over for "being suspicious" caves in to the officers threat of "i know your smoking pot". Forgettin he has consitutional RIGHTS admits there was weed in the car when cop only had a hunch. Thanks buddy, didja happen to forget the other substances in the car... bright move.

Originally posted by kidrocket
w3rd to J and polygon

I have no respect for suburban cops who dont fight crime other than break up parties

Yah well, chilling at 7-11's all night gets boring :o What better way to pass time a boost self-esteem by harassing hapless youths.

the reason cops can be pricks sometimes is because they have to put up with PEOPLE LIKE YOU all day. If I was just out doing my job and some little punk goes "I thought you were at krispy kreme" I'd be a pissy mood too.

thanks polygon.

yea i may drive at excessive speeds, but i never go faster than i know my car can handle. i can take some corners near my house at 90, others at 70, and some i wouldn't dare do over 50. with no tire sqealing. i live out in the woods now so i really just look out for cops and deer.

and why the fuck do they always ask 'how much have you had to drink tonight' ???!

i consider them more of a harassment then a helping hand.

is this guy really for real?? taking turns at 90?? if it weren't for the cops and everyone was taking turns at 90 less of us would be alive to talk about doing stuff like "taking turns at 90" be safe.

give me a break dude. its not a serious angled turn, and i dont do it in broad daylight.

AND if you actually READ MY DAMN POST you would see that i don't go beyond the limits of my CAR or my SKILL. i travel that road everyday. i know i can take it at 90.

i read your post, but what if a deer DOES jump out in front of u, then what? or even worse, a little kid??

Originally posted by itsmeek
i read your post, but what if a deer DOES jump out in front of u, then what? or even worse, a little kid??

good point. having a fairly loud car usually scares deer away that are in my path, but not to say there wont be one to jump out. and it's happened once, i was able to swerve around it. but of course i may not always be lucky. and theres the chance i hit it, or swerve and crash. tru tru. however, i don't think many little kids are running around wooded roads at 1am - 4am.

Originally posted by j.fuggi


and why the fuck do they always ask 'how much have you had to drink tonight' ???!

Becuase only someone who is drunk would take turns that fast. After getting pulled so many times anyone who was speeding would slow down. Only a drunk would keep doing it.

I never get asked if I've been drinking(unless parents count.......lol).

lol thanks but i still NEVER drive drunk!

Originally posted by j.fuggi
lol thanks but i still NEVER drive drunk!

Im actually more cautious when im driving drunk... not that i do it anymore. My friends attest to it, they trust my ass behind the wheel when im intoxicated... crazy.

i think weed makes you drive more cautiously. slower too. but i don't recommend smoking a blunt before driving to avoid tickets :)

Originally posted by j.fuggi
i think weed makes you drive more cautiously. slower too. but i don't recommend smoking a blunt before driving to avoid tickets :)

Amem... smoking and driving is best left with two people, especially smoking a pipe. Driver hits, passenger grabs the wheel.

If a kid jumps out in front of your car... what difference does it make if you're going 40 or 90? The kid dies anyway. Get it? So please don't use that excuse.

cop: do you know why i pulled you over?
driver: no why?
cop: you were speeding.
driver: i know i was trying to catch up to the other cars.
cop: there are no other cars.
driver: exactly.


my asshole friend pulled this one night we were doen like 110 in a 40 mph zone in his 99 civic si.

Originally posted by DMC12
If a kid jumps out in front of your car... what difference does it make if you're going 40 or 90? The kid dies anyway. Get it? So please don't use that excuse.

What a cold-hearted response....:flipa:

Did you not take physics?

If you are going 40 then you are going that much slower to be able to react to the situation. Don't play it like speed doesn't matter.

Not to mention that if you killed my kid I would flat out pull a gun and put a bullet right in your head with no remorse. Then walk away. There was a story like this a few months ago where a girl hit a kid in the street and she failed to stop until a couple of hundred yards after, the parents and neighbors pulled her out of the car and beat her till she was dead.

I would do the same thing

It's driving like he does that gives every other import driver out there a bad rap. Now in the cops' eyes we are all guitly cause of a few.

Suddenly I remembered why I stopped posting on AF :(

I'm not trying to argue with you here so please think about what I said, and don't be so quick to call me cold. You don't know me, sir.

Better yet, drive down a street in your town (where the speed limit is 40) and have a friend throw a ball at your car & see if its easier to avoid at 40, then 90 MPH.

The truth is that at any speed you are unsafe to humans while operating a motor vehicle... and this is why there are sidewalks and roads, and kids walk with parents until they are old enough to know not to run out into a 40 MPH road. This is good parenting. If you let your kid play on the side of a 40MPH road then I recommend re-thinking your parental stategies, my friend. Good day :)

There are always 2 people at fault in an accident. The driver and the victim. Both are at fault in someway.

Not all schools are set back on the top of some mountain side where no one drives. Schools down here are right major streets. The difference of 90mph and 40mph is major. If there was no difference then cops wouldn't pull you for going 90.

You can stop in more than half the distance if you are only going 40. And with ABS you can still steer your car out of the way. Save your speeding for non-residential backroads and the track.

I'm sorry about judging you earlier but I am a teacher and I hate to think that someone could kill one of my students. Anyone could have no feelings about driving like that. They have an "oh well" attitude.

These are the kind of poeple who used to beleive that seatbelts didn't work too. Or smoking didn't cause cancer. This applies too. The speed you are going matters.

Sorry about that, and I apologize for taking this thread off course...

Yeah I would NOT speed in front of a school. That is indeed a place to slow down and be ready for anything! I pictured back roads and such, and therefore my response must have shocked ya!

Originally posted by Fly Rice Racer
...
If you are going 40 then you are going that much slower to be able to react to the situation. Don't play it like speed doesn't matter.
...

True, true. My boyfriend was hit by a woman going 40 a few years ago. He flipped over the car, flew a ways and ended up bruised and minus all the skin off his elbow. No broken bones. Tell me honestly that could've happened at 70.

In addition, my dad's friend's mother was killed a few years back. She lived on a 50mph country road, and was backing out of her driveway when around the corner came a young guy doing about 80 in a sporty car. He had a choice to make: slam on the brakes and definitely hit the other car, or hit the accellerator and maybe miss it. He chose accellerator. He was going probably 110 when he broadsided her car. The end result was a car with the side doors touching each other, and the lady basically exploded inside the car. And a young man who had to not only lose his license but live the rest of his days knowing he had killed somebody.

that was an interesting mental picture...

Originally posted by Fly Rice Racer
...
You can stop in more than half the distance if you are only going 40. ...

If you want to get technical about it, doubling your speed quadruples your stopping distance. So technically, at 40 mph you stop in less than a quarter of the distance it would take at 90mph.

Interestingly, I've been following braking stats for different cars, and a car that posts a 60-0 distance of 120 feet takes 170 feet to stop 70-0.

If that's not scary, I don't know what is.

Originally posted by DMC12
Sorry about that, and I apologize for taking this thread off course...

Yeah I would NOT speed in front of a school. That is indeed a place to slow down and be ready for anything! I pictured back roads and such, and therefore my response must have shocked ya!

LOL. I was beginning to wonder. I live in the city and so I was thinking you were talking about going 90 down a city road.

Glad we cleared that up.

Unless we are talking about a person who walks out pointblank in front of the car this is when it probably woudln't make a difference what the speed was. Anytime else you would be able to slam on the brakes.

Originally posted by Fly Rice Racer
...Anytime else you would be able to slam on the breaks.

I hope you don't teach English. :rolleyes:

I am a Living Skills teacher.

I work with children who have been physically, emotionally, and sexually abused.

I work to get them rehabilitated to return to society. Most of them are suicidal, homocidal, and maybe future child molesters.

Originally posted by Fly Rice Racer
I am a Living Skills teacher.

I work with children who have been physically, emotionally, and sexually abused.

I work to get them rehabilitated to return to society. Most of them are suicidal, homocidal, and maybe future child molesters.

That sounds like it can be at best very rewarding and at worst incredibly depressing... I imagine that would be very challenging to say the least. :( Unfortunately as you say, a very large number of rapists, murderers, and molesters were themselves abused as children. All the best to you, if anyone can break the cycle then thank heavens for them.

I first got started because my girlfriend's past is much like these kids. And after all the time spent helping her, I found my calling to work with others like her.

It can get tough sometimes. It's hard to not get pissed at the parents and rip their heads off after what they did.

But anytime there is a breakthrough, the feeling is unlike anything I've ever felt.

Originally posted by j.fuggi
i live out in the woods now so i really just look out for cops and deer.

Isn't this what that whole two page flame was about anyway? Driving in the woods? FlyRice, I respect what you do. What type of institution do you work for (school, hospital, ect..)? That seems like an interesting line of work? Take any psych classes?

Originally posted by DMC12
Suddenly I remembered why I stopped posting on AF :(

I'm not trying to argue with you here so please think about what I said, and don't be so quick to call me cold. You don't know me, sir.

Better yet, drive down a street in your town (where the speed limit is 40) and have a friend throw a ball at your car & see if its easier to avoid at 40, then 90 MPH.

The truth is that at any speed you are unsafe to humans while operating a motor vehicle... and this is why there are sidewalks and roads, and kids walk with parents until they are old enough to know not to run out into a 40 MPH road. This is good parenting. If you let your kid play on the side of a 40MPH road then I recommend re-thinking your parental stategies, my friend. Good day :)

call me a newbie and flame me if you like but that must be the stupidest response i've ever, ever seen. theres a reason there are speed limits and thats to avoid mishaps. how the hell are you going to say that it's the kids fault and then say that more then double the speed doesn't mean anything?? man, just because you've posted over a thousand times it doesn't make you any smarter then the next asshole that starts as a newbie like i have. i'd like to see you win w/that response in a court, whether it be a court of law or a court of your peers. flame me, cuss me out, go ahead, i'm not responding.

Originally posted by Prelewd


FlyRice, I respect what you do. What type of institution do you work for (school, hospital, ect..)? That seems like an interesting line of work? Take any psych classes?

I work at a place called Windwood Farms Home for Children.

The children are usually court ordered to be sent to us. We have 18 kids ranging from 7 to 13. They eat, sleep, and live there. The schoolhouse is on the property. Its a really big farm where you have to go offroad 2 miles to get to(hell on my car!). We have an equestrian therapy program, goats, dogs, cows.... the works.

The place is setup to be like a home. Everyone acts like a big family out there.

I have taken general psych and social psych. But what has helped me most is Human Growth and Development classes.
It's fun most of the times and hell other times. If the kids get mad and act out they will try to instigate you and talk up and down about your family. They punch holes in walls.

I work a lot of night shifts(midnight-8am). During that shift we monitor the kids sleeping patterns and make sure they don't go AWOL. A lot of them scream out in the night, wet the bed, etc. It's very common with sexual abuse. Some of the older ones try to act out what their parents did to them and try to "get it on" with their peers.
The sad part is that there are at least 20 other facilities just like this one in Charleston alone. They always need people. A lot of people can't take it and burn out after a while. I hope that doesn't happen to me.

Originally posted by itsmeek
call me a newbie and flame me if you like but that must be the stupidest response i've ever, ever seen

flame me, cuss me out, go ahead, i'm not responding.
Wow... I don't think I've ever put somebody down for being a "newbie".

You see, I'm not like ANY of the other assholes you'll find in life. I'm caring, sensitive, courteous and intelligent. It is posts like yours that make me fly off the handle. Jeez man! Calm down, go outside and focus on your breathing for 5 minutes, then re-think what you posted...

Originally posted by Fly Rice Racer
They always need people. A lot of people can't take it and burn out after a while. I hope that doesn't happen to me.
Yeah I know what you mean... I have a degree in Psychology & never got into the field because I get too involved with the cases. I start taking them home and thinking about solutions over & over.

It takes a special blend of caring, yet a stronge sense of self so that you never forget who YOU are... and can always look objectively at their lives without trying to make them yours. I applaud you my friend!

Thank you DMC12. What do you do now? Is it still something that deals with the human mind?

This thread is starting to crack me up...

It first started out as a question of wether you ever said anything to a cop that you wish you didn't.

Then j.fuggi posted all of his novel of police tell-offs. And how bad of a driver he is.

Now We are all arguing with each other and yet all still saying the same thing. We all seem to agree that j.fuggi is at fault and needs to learn how to drive or stop bitching so much.

Sorry j.fuggi you obviously arent gonna win this battle. Let's just leave it at that. Start another one some other day.

Originally posted by Fly Rice Racer
Thank you DMC12. What do you do now? Is it still something that deals with the human mind?

This thread is starting to crack me up...

It first started out as a question of wether you ever said anything to a cop that you wish you didn't.

Then j.fuggi posted all of his novel of police tell-offs. And how bad of a driver he is.

Now We are all arguing with each other and yet all still saying the same thing. We all seem to agree that j.fuggi is at fault and needs to learn how to drive or stop bitching so much.

Sorry j.fuggi you obviously arent gonna win this battle. Let's just leave it at that. Start another one some other day.

i'd like to thank you for that garbage mess of a post.

first of all: yea i hate fucking police, they harass a lot of people that rarely break the law. and i'm not even talking about my speeding.

second: don't say a word in reference to my driving skills. oh just because i drive fast, and get fuckin pulled over doesn't mean i don't know how to drive. i consider myself an excellent driver. i bet you'd just piss your pants in a car with me or a few people i know who can handle a god damn car with suspension mods.

third: who the fuck was bitching? the post was about talking shit to cops, which i do, after i know i'm getting a ticket. its fun to do and makes me feel good as a person to talk shit to them ok.

fourth: i'm not at fault for anything except getting pulled over. and wow! guess what, i live in the woods on back fuckin roads. so if your child does run out into the road, i'll speed up, hit it, drive away, and claim it on my insurance as a deer okay. so don't write stupid shit. watch your mouth.

go back to your mentally retarded rape victims and get off my case alright pal so don't tell me whos winning or losing a battle because there is no battle, and i could give a shit less.

i honestly don't recall asking for your opinion of my driving skills.

i'm done...

:finger4:

For the record, I never insulted j.fuggi's driving.

*goes off to hide in a corner*

Originally posted by j.fuggi
.... i consider myself an excellent driver. ....

See my sig. :rolleyes:

Thread closed.