Suicide Blonde
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View Full Version : Suicide Blonde "Pandamonium" 08-29-2002, 12:13 AM
index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?" "No, silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest." "So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger." The Panda believes truth is stranger then fiction!!! :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: Spec2 Girl 08-29-2002, 12:20 AM haha haven't heard that one before! :hehehe: So glad I'm not blonde! :p :D kicker1_solo 08-29-2002, 12:23 AM lol, I rate that joke a 5. :) Damien 08-29-2002, 01:05 AM :rolleyes: COme on Panda! I know you can do better! DVSNCYNIKL 08-29-2002, 08:43 AM :( ragt20 08-29-2002, 06:08 PM not bad Panda :hehe: but you can do better :D "Pandamonium" 08-29-2002, 06:37 PM I'm sorry:crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: The Panda will do better next time!!! :p :finger: :p :finger: :p :finger: Damien 08-29-2002, 08:51 PM Originally posted by "Pandamonium" I'm sorry:crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: The Panda will do better next time!!! :p :finger: :p :finger: :p :finger: You better!!! :devil::devil::devil: Where did oyu get your jokes anyhow? Online or just things you've heard? Ssom 08-30-2002, 03:23 AM Originally posted by "Pandamonium" I'm sorry:crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: The Panda will do better next time!!! :p :finger: :p :finger: :p :finger: Sure ya will:( :finger: YogsVR4 08-30-2002, 11:28 AM :) Kinda saw that one coming :) Still got a chuckle though. speediva 08-30-2002, 12:53 PM And now I go to my Shakespearean Theatre class which is filled with Blonde Theatre majors :p No, I will behave. Related Links Participate in thousands of discussions at AutomotiveForums.com! Registration is absolutely free. |
