Suicide Blonde

"Pandamonium"

08-28-2002, 11:13 PM

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her
index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your
finger off?"
"No, silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I
thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting
myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3,000.00 to get
my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud
noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

The Panda believes truth is stranger then fiction!!!
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Spec2 Girl

08-28-2002, 11:20 PM

haha haven't heard that one before! :hehehe: So glad I'm not blonde! :p :D

kicker1_solo

08-28-2002, 11:23 PM

lol, I rate that joke a 5. :)

Damien

08-29-2002, 12:05 AM

:rolleyes:

COme on Panda! I know you can do better!

DVSNCYNIKL

08-29-2002, 07:43 AM

ragt20

08-29-2002, 05:08 PM

not bad Panda :hehe: but you can do better :D

"Pandamonium"

08-29-2002, 05:37 PM

I'm sorry:crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:

The Panda will do better next time!!!
:p :finger: :p :finger: :p :finger:

Damien

08-29-2002, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
I'm sorry:crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:

The Panda will do better next time!!!
:p :finger: :p :finger: :p :finger:

You better!!! :devil::devil::devil:

Where did oyu get your jokes anyhow? Online or just things you've heard?

Ssom

08-30-2002, 02:23 AM

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
I'm sorry:crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:

The Panda will do better next time!!!
:p :finger: :p :finger: :p :finger:

Sure ya will:( :finger:

YogsVR4

08-30-2002, 10:28 AM

:) Kinda saw that one coming :) Still got a chuckle though.

speediva

08-30-2002, 11:53 AM

And now I go to my Shakespearean Theatre class which is filled with Blonde Theatre majors :p

No, I will behave.

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