this is the banter thread, right?

Sure as hell doesn't look like Kansas Toto.

okokok... I was looking for funny midget pictures for John and got one... (EDIT: If you look at the yellow jersey, it looks like it says "hamsters")

http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/3672/midgetbasketballzj1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

But you GOTTA see this: http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0001022.html - SAfe for Work

I was reluctant to click the link, but I'm glad I did: lol: Taht's hillarious

Shortly after her wedding, the newlywed wife is complaining to her mother about her husband's insatiable sexual appetite.

"He wants to do it 15 times a day, anytime, anyplace, anywhere -- on the table, on the stairs, on the sofa, in the car, in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening. I can barely walk anymore!"

The mother advises her daughter to tell him that she has her period, which seems like a good idea.

So that evening, when the husband comes home from work, he proceeds to undress himself and his wife, when she stops him.

"I'm sorry sweetie, but it's that time of the month."

The husband gets up, looks at his wife, and says, "It's all good honey. I understand." He puts on a robe and walks away.

The wife is somewhat surprised at the mature reaction of her husband, until a few minutes later he returns holding two glasses and a bottle of champagne.

So she asks, "What's going on, dear?"

"We're celebrating!" he replies.

"Celebrating? What exactly are we celebrating?" she asks.

"Anal sex week!"

:rofl: Thats awesome, Jim.

oh man thats bad :lol:

I totally can't stop laughing at this one:
http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/9308/otigreealoira1bb7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

What AF member does he remind you of??? BWAAAAAhahahahahahahaaa!

L.M.A.O. This one ain't even right:

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/892/200603162355328761rq7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I totally can't stop laughing at this one:
http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/9308/otigreealoira1bb7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

What AF member does he remind you of??? BWAAAAAhahahahahahahaaa!

John..

And on that note! I introduce you to this Banter thread's first photoshopped pic (Aside from the one of KC that I made, which was posted by John in the first post)

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/6299/otigreealoira1bb7copygx5.jpg

yea there is a striking similarity there :lol:

:eek: You bastards are all going to be posting from banlandia :banghead: .

Very funny stuff though :lol: . Damn Jim.

I read this last night, it was around 4 pages I think. I get home from work and its 9 pages?!?!?!! You guys definately have no lives, and I gotta quit my job to keep up with this :icon16:

As I recall from the first post in this thread..

I demand more photoshopping

:grinno:

I read this last night, it was around 4 pages I think. I get home from work and its 9 pages?!?!?!! You guys definately have no lives, and I gotta quit my job to keep up with this :icon16:
i agree. it was 5 pages before i left for work this morning, now its almost 10.

found this in the archives for John, since his current sig is MIA
http://img191.echo.cx/img191/1530/84800120firebird203202mz.jpg

found this in the archives for John, since his current sig is MIA
http://img191.echo.cx/img191/1530/84800120firebird203202mz.jpg
Man, thats sweet. I don't even remember that shop but nice.(except it makes me look a little bloated :icon16: )

John, sorry brother, I just HAD to put that one up. Freakin hysterical.

Holy shit you guys whored the crap out of this place. I'm gone 24 hours and you produce 6 more pages of useless bullshit that I took the time out of my life to read. You worthless bastards...I hate school and work, I miss out on so much...and now I am so far behind on posting its not even funny.

found this in the archives for John, since his current sig is MIA
http://img191.echo.cx/img191/1530/84800120firebird203202mz.jpg

:rofl: I remember making that! The whole hamster thing was funny.

Hell, that's the first time I've ever done THAT. Now you're all calling me loose. I could do that all day and it still wouldn't be as bad as the time 6, 97 and whoever the other guy was that whored up other forums threads with COMPLETE bullshit.

At least I'm in the banter thread. Wait... this is the banter thread, right?
Shut up, I earned my posts!

HEY! I'm "that other guy"! Do I not get any recognition or respect around here? What do I have to do to be remembered around here? You racist bastards.

I'm going to Indiana tomorrow! Friday at noon is my psychological evaluation and polygraph! I'm never gonna catch up to you whores at this rate :/

Dude, you're so gonna fail that shit. You might as well stay up and not waste your time. j/k. Good luck man and I hope everything works out for you. Just don't think about your granny in a porno.

HEY! I'm "that other guy"! Do I not get any recognition or respect around here? What do I have to do to be remembered around here? You racist bastards.
You know, I heard from a VERY reliable source....
"rally, the one who I fuck up the ass and blows me and TS"
How's that for recognition? Rally's famous now!

And this.... "i heard that whore rally gave you crabs and they itch." Not how I want to be remembered, but oh well. I told you shaving wouldn't get rid of them Rally.

I'm excited about Indiana, I think I'll do well.

You know, I heard from a VERY reliable source....
"rally, the one who I fuck up the ass and blows me and TS"
How's that for recognition? Rally's famous now!

So that's how he got that green card...

And he says he was born in America....haha.

I'm excited about Indiana, I think I'll do well.

You hoosier.

And he says he was born in America....haha.

With the way those people are going, they will all be born in America.

We should petition to change Rally's name to green card. That little mexican isn't pulling anything on us. Let's turn him in to immigration, we all know John and ts don't really love him.

they'll give any mexican a green card, its called the green card lotto :rofl:

We'll deport Rally back to his homeland of delapidated housing and unsanitary living conditions, not fit for animals. 97 can be Johns new whore so his hampster nuts will still get a work out, we all know 97 favors the....well.....you know.

Well, if we do let him stay here, we should make him redo all our roofs, cut our lawns, and eat the food of his ancestors all the time; Taco Bell.

And cut our tobacco. Work that big boned (fat) mexican til he loses some weight. It's for his own good, of course.

Of course...health reasons. We're only looking out for the hard worker.

Indeed. Where'd our big boned amigo go?

Maybe he DID get the boot...poor bastard. I hope he doesn't get a flat tire and drown on his way back over here.

thats why we need some sort of "chinese wall". double chain link fence w/ barbed wire and a moat in between running the entire length of the boarder

Shit, we need more than that.
We need land mines, proximity guns, mutated sea bass with freakin lasers attached to their freakin heads...etc.

hey you little whores, we know how you two want to be gay with each other. Ya 6 just says he like gothic chick for a cover up, he really likes men. Swetty mexican ones. (sorry rally).

and 6, are you comming any where near St.Louis? I will race you!!

:2gay:

You know, I heard from a VERY reliable source....
"rally, the one who I fuck up the ass and blows me and TS"
How's that for recognition? Rally's famous now!
I wonder if you will continue saying that after he becomes a moderator. :nono:
Indeed. Where'd our big boned amigo go?He is in the Moderator Training room as we speak, learning how to ban your butts. He learns very quickly btw. :evillol:

Be afraid, be very afraid.


TS out

and 6, are you comming any where near St.Louis? I will race you!!

Yeah, make that double.
But you're on the IL side of things, aren't you 97?

He is in the Moderator Training room as we speak, learning how to ban your butts. He learns very quickly btw. :evillol:


What? There's a training room? Is there punch and pie too?

i am like not even 5 min away from the JB bridge. So i am Very close.

i'd hate to see whats goin on in this "VIP room" u speak of :lol:

VIP? That is the "Very Into Penis" area John always talks about isen't it?

i'd hate to see whats goin on in this "VIP room" u speak of :lol:

Hey, it contains our very own mods from our beloved AF, what do you think's going on in those areas? Let's just say no public theater could show it...

VIP? That is the "Very Into Penis" area John always talks about isen't it?

:rofl:
Never heard of that ype of VIP, but it sounds like you've had some experience with that place too Cavy.

:rofl:
Never heard of that ype of VIP, but it sounds like you've had some experience with that place too Cavy.
no, but 6 tries to take me in there all the time. He tells me how much fun him and john have in there. I don't want to be a mod that bad.lol

:2gay:


I wonder if you will continue saying that after he becomes a moderator. :nono:
He is in the Moderator Training room as we speak, learning how to ban your butts. He learns very quickly btw. :evillol:

Be afraid, be very afraid.


TS out
Yep, course I will. My big boned amigo had better not lose his sense of humor. :disappoin

Bend over and kiss your ass goodbye if he becomes a Mod.

Rally, seriously, how tall are you? I've never saw a tall mexican in my life before.

Bend over and kiss your ass goodbye if he becomes a Mod.
Sorry bud, I can't do that. 97 won't leave me alone long enough. :uhoh:

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Sorry bud, I can't do that. 97 won't leave me alone long enough. :uhoh:
oh you think your cool with your little jew fro.

My little jew fro? What does your sick sexual perversions have to do with me?

Rally, seriously, how tall are you? I've never saw a tall mexican in my life before.

Im in the 6 foot area.. I gotta check.. but yes most of my latin brothers are really short.. I love making fun of em.

Also 666.. you tell me to stop making fun of your name.. but yet you continue on with the same things too..

Loser. We'll see how quickly my ban stick gets used.. i'll give you a hint who's going first.. he has a 6 in his name. :lol2:

You asked for it Rally. You want to ban me? Ha!