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Banter Thread Part 3 (Back with a Vengeance, this time its personal)



poormillionaire2
08-22-2006, 09:31 PM
And yeah I know it wont be long, but im glad he's posting as many of his posts are funnier than Shannon's name.

Oh BURN! I'm sure he'll have something to say about that when he shows up. But hey, Formula practically said anything goes this time.

poormillionaire2
08-22-2006, 09:38 PM
Shit, I just noticed that on AF, there are only 4 million and some-odd posts. That doesn't seem like a lot for forums this size. Doesn't even have 700K threads yet.

ZL1power69
08-22-2006, 09:40 PM
nice. camaro forum uncensored (not that it wasn't already but still)

poormillionaire2
08-22-2006, 10:00 PM
Yep. A lot of dirt and shit is gonna be flung this time. These bunch of monkeys are going to reverse the evolution process of man.

666_speed
08-22-2006, 10:35 PM
Rally, I'm gonna drag your mexican ass back to your shit hole country if you make one more comment about my name. Poor, laugh at his lame jokes again, I'm going to take your mom hostage, torture her, then let her go for good measure. 97, if you make one more comment about my mom, I'm well...killing yours and having my way with your granny. That's all I got for now....AND Prison Break is a good show!

goldz28
08-22-2006, 10:39 PM
Calm down Lucifer. Take a adivan drink a beer smoke a bowl and stfu...

Rally Sport
08-22-2006, 10:48 PM
Calm down Lucifer. Take a adivan drink a beer smoke a bowl and stfu...

Best post so far!

SHANNON.. America is my country.. I was born here, fool. :slap: So haddy ha ha.. my mom and uncles/aunts and my grandparents are from Mexico.. not me.

666_speed
08-22-2006, 10:55 PM
Calm down Lucifer. Take a adivan drink a beer smoke a bowl and stfu...
Unfortunately I can't do that. :banghead:

Rally, I'm only kidding, but the name thing is getting old QUICK! :nono:

Poor, I'm only kidding too..........I wouldn't let your mom go. :naughty:

97cavalier
08-22-2006, 11:03 PM
what about me?lol

goldz28
08-22-2006, 11:16 PM
Unfortunately I can't do that. :banghead:

Rally, I'm only kidding, but the name thing is getting old QUICK! :nono:

Poor, I'm only kidding too..........I wouldn't let your mom go. :naughty:


Yeah piss test suck. But atleast you will have a good job... Besides if you smoked you might end up looking like Rally

FormulaLT1
08-22-2006, 11:17 PM
what about me?lol
LOL, no he was serious about your part :eek: . Everyone play nice now :smooch: .
BTW, this thread isn't anything goes just anything within reason. So lets not go too far guys.

Rally Sport
08-22-2006, 11:23 PM
:lol: Shannon, the name thing is as old as the fat jokes against me.. meaning they wont die.

FormulaLT1
08-22-2006, 11:30 PM
:lol: Shannon, the name thing is as old as the fat jokes against me.. meaning they wont die.
You're fat? :shakehead . You're just big boned :iceslolan (with lots of meat wrapped around them :uhoh: )

ZL1power69
08-22-2006, 11:40 PM
You're just big boned :iceslolan (with lots of meat wrapped around them :uhoh: )
= FAT

FormulaLT1
08-22-2006, 11:50 PM
= FAT
Hey now , don't go putting words in my mouth :lol: ( or anything else either you perverts :disappoin )





Oh look now I made myself throw up :puke:

Genopsyde
08-23-2006, 01:03 AM
Rally, I'm gonna drag your mexican ass back to your shit hole country if you make one more comment about my name. Poor, laugh at his lame jokes again, I'm going to take your mom hostage, torture her, then let her go for good measure. 97, if you make one more comment about my mom, I'm well...killing yours and having my way with your granny. That's all I got for now....AND Prison Break is a good show!

those are pretty strong words coming from a man named Shannon.

goldz28
08-23-2006, 01:42 AM
those are pretty strong words coming from a man named Shannon.
Oh snap. Take that:naughty:

stone_mound_camaro
08-23-2006, 01:51 AM
heheh...shannon..

goldz28
08-23-2006, 04:32 AM
So I am the only one here again. Guess its up to me to get the 22.3 post per day. Oh and TS I am here at night so there is someone here 24hr a day.


I posted this in the main section of the forum but I am going to put it here. What do you guys and girl= Rallys mangina and formula's stink finger think of these wheels http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=4290223&postcount=1.
My friend had them on a 95 firechicken. I am not sure if they would look good. Rally can you photoshop those on to my car for me? Thanks lil buddy.

Two Spirits, how about the different color starts, Formula will do anything for the premium users to get cooler stats than purple YUK. Reminds him of that time he got kicked in the nuts and his nuts turned many different colors of purple.

Lucifer I will have a vid up and I put your name in it so you can calm down:evillol:

Whatelse to ramble on about at 2:30 in the morning. Oh got my side windows re tinted had some small holes in the other stuff so i went dark this time here is a pic...
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/9641/0822062011vo9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Ok I guess I will stop now. If I get bored again I will ramble on some more.... Later shitbags

Young Chuck D
08-23-2006, 05:42 AM
italy is shooting the lights out but USA is gonna win this one easy soon as we get it going....

and while i type, lebron dunks on a fast break

twospirits
08-23-2006, 08:48 AM
Two Spirits, how about the different color starts, Formula will do anything for the premium users to get cooler stats than purple YUK. Reminds him of that time he got kicked in the nuts and his nuts turned many different colors of purple.

I was thinking of giving your Premies the rainbow one. :evillol:

http://www.santafemods.com/Forum/AF/images/Rainbow.gif

TS

goldz28
08-23-2006, 08:59 AM
I was thinking of giving your Premies the rainbow one. :evillol:

http://www.santafemods.com/Forum/AF/images/Rainbow.gif

TS

I love you man, I just wanted you to know that. :naughty: But I do not want http://www.santafemods.com/Forum/AF/images/Rainbow.gif ones. I liked the blue ones. Please:wink:

FormulaLT1
08-23-2006, 09:12 AM
I love you man, I just wanted you to know that. :naughty: But I do not want http://www.santafemods.com/Forum/AF/images/Rainbow.gif ones. I liked the blue ones. Please:wink:
Banter Thread part 3 (Back with a vengeance) is not the place for man on man love :disappoin

Earlsfat
08-23-2006, 09:28 AM
DAMN... You total bunch of whores. I leave for like 16 hours and now 6 and 97 have bitched this whole thread up.

Anyhoo... I have decided to trade RD on a Citroen. (just kidding).

I got the engine bay, trunk, and quite a bit of the interior wired up last night. I'm gonna put the same old shitty dash / dash cap / non-functioning gauges in just so I can drive that son of a bitch of a couple weeks.

Then I'm gonna take a video so you guys can see how back I fucked up by putting a huge scratch in it with a fucking garage door. Then I'm gonna try to pull a Luos and try to get a vid of me driving the fucker, hopefully I won't wreck it, and it won't break down. Then I'm gonna take a vid of me taking the dash board out to fab up a new one, and you'll get to see all the straining, farting, wheezing and cussing that experienced mechanics do that aids us in fucking up our maros.

wrightz28
08-23-2006, 10:02 AM
Cool, I've never seen a video of a early gen camaro doing 90 mph in reverse :lol2:

wrightz28
08-23-2006, 10:03 AM
Oh, and what's with the back to back posts that everybody does now trying to be cool like Shannon? :dunno:

FTheMan
08-23-2006, 10:31 AM
Beats me, but what about that Camaro doing 90 backwards?

wrightz28
08-23-2006, 10:35 AM
Jim had a thread a while back when he rebuilt his tranny and only had reverse, so I took a swipe at it. He wanted to educate street racers what a real muscle car is so I made up a neat little narritive of what went down.

FTheMan
08-23-2006, 10:36 AM
That just sounds funny.

Earlsfat
08-23-2006, 10:41 AM
Dylan..... you need to lay off the LeRoux a bit, you get too sarcastic and these young fellas don't catch it. You need to stick to beer. I'll stick to smegma.

goldz28
08-23-2006, 10:42 AM
You guys are a bunch of whoring pieces of shit. I am damn proud to be part of it....

wrightz28
08-23-2006, 10:44 AM
Dylan..... you need to lay off the LeRoux a bit, .

Damn I wish people would stop bringing that up. Had to make a reitrement plan presentation last Monday. Started off with:

Good afternoon. My name is Dylan and I'm a.... Damn, wrong podeum, sorry. :banghead:

goldz28
08-23-2006, 10:47 AM
What were you suppose to be saying, Hi my name is Dylan and I am homosexual? its ok man we can give you the http://www.santafemods.com/Forum/AF/images/Rainbow.gif if you really want them...

wrightz28
08-23-2006, 10:51 AM
What were you suppose to be saying, Hi my name is Dylan and I am homosexual? its ok man we can give you the http://www.santafemods.com/Forum/AF/images/Rainbow.gif if you really want them...

I don't think so. The comment Jim made refered to alcohol, LeRoux you putz:flipa:

I am quite comfortable with my sexuality, comfortable enough that on nights like this past sunday at my brother in laws wedding, and she (the misses) has healed shoes on, she's atleast 2 inches taller than me. Makes for a nice plce to put your head during the slow dances:naughty:

Earlsfat
08-23-2006, 10:54 AM
Damn I wish people would stop bringing that up. Had to make a reitrement plan presentation last Monday. Started off with:

Good afternoon. My name is Dylan and I'm a.... Damn, wrong podeum, sorry. :banghead:

LMAO!


You know... I always considered myself pretty well educated. I had always thought, actually researched it once that smegma was pussy-juice. (Who's the bastard that definition?) Well... I just found out that that is not necessarily what it means, and I am hereby ammending my previous post to "I'll stick to beer too"

FATSO OUT - Searching for a wire brush and rubbing alcohol to scrub bad memories of a prior post out of my brain with. ***PUTH, PTUH, PTUH... Drinks gallon of 105 octane and holds lighter shakily in hand "Somebody might have to light this for me... Why'd I have to go and write THAT?"***

wrightz28
08-23-2006, 10:56 AM
You know, I kinda just let that one slide by............:uhoh:

stone_mound_camaro
08-23-2006, 12:51 PM
You know... Ive been reading through all these past seven pages, and the conversations are so useless and can even find a place to put a word in. I guessyou have to be a split brain patent to understand

Genopsyde
08-23-2006, 12:56 PM
wtf

wrightz28
08-23-2006, 12:57 PM
And your point is?

stone_mound_camaro
08-23-2006, 01:03 PM
I was jus makin noise cuz i couldnt get into the convos

FormulaLT1
08-23-2006, 01:10 PM
I can't believe there hasn't been any photoshopping yet :disappoin

PS- SMC sucks :p. There you go, now your in the convo :grinyes:

666_speed
08-23-2006, 01:16 PM
Damn, I need to quit my damn job. I miss out on so much. SMC does suck, btw.

wrightz28
08-23-2006, 01:22 PM
Maybe we should get a fund raiser going to get SMC out by Goldz28, SMC's sucking ability might fulfill some Goldz's homoerrotic fantasies with those Tinkie Winkie stars of his :gay:

Earlsfat
08-23-2006, 01:46 PM
Who is it that said that none of these posts are worth anything? That bastard needs to go to my boss and explain to him why he thinks all the valuable time I've been wasting on his clock is worthless.

wrightz28
08-23-2006, 01:51 PM
Who is it that said that none of these posts are worth anything? That bastard needs to go to my boss and explain to him why he thinks all the valuable time I've been wasting on his clock is worthless.

Exactamundo! :thumbsup:

And I hold John personally responsible for his comments in his suck list getting me more involved in this than I care to be. So shameful :disappoin

Do you realise Jim, you had the most posts in this infernal thread yesterday, and today.................

I DO :eek:

stone_mound_camaro
08-23-2006, 01:51 PM
John, Dylan, SHANNON....all of you DIAF http://www.katriders.com/forums/images/smiles/bigfinger.gif

stone_mound_camaro
08-23-2006, 01:52 PM
Exactamundo! :thumbsup:

And I hold John personally responsible for his comments in his suck list getting me more involved in this than I care to be. So shameful :disappoin

Do you realise Jim, you had the most posts in this infernal thread yesterday, and today.................

I DO :eek:

where do u go to find that info? i guess you have to do special favors...

666_speed
08-23-2006, 02:05 PM
ts is the stat king, hmmmm....I think I might know how he got that information....sucky sucky

wrightz28
08-23-2006, 02:20 PM
all of you DIAF

English please :D

And you go to OFf-topic section and click on the number of replies to see who has replied and how many times as Rally perfectly defined earlier, but you failed to notice that one, pay attention:nono:

stone_mound_camaro
08-23-2006, 02:23 PM
we know how to do that..the way you were wording it was like you could seeday by day post counts.. and DIAF die in a fire..you need To Cease Living whilst being consumed by a Flame

Earlsfat
08-23-2006, 02:53 PM
Fellas, I am ashamed I have lost the virility of my whorishness. :disappoin

I will try to be more of a whore in the future, but I doubt that I will ever regain the absolute blazing whoracity that I attained yesterday. :banghead:

Earlsfat
08-23-2006, 02:57 PM
we know how to do that..the way you were wording it was like you could seeday by day post counts.. and DIAF die in a fire..you need To Cease Living whilst being consumed by a Flame

WOMIB - Whore On My Insane Brother
MAFA - Maros Are Fucking Awesome
YGS - You Guys Suck
WTFAISDT- WHy The Fuck Am I Still Doing This...

Dyno247365
08-23-2006, 02:57 PM
Jesus, 8 pages already!

Earlsfat
08-23-2006, 02:57 PM
Sorry, Just had to go for the triple post...

Earlsfat
08-23-2006, 02:58 PM
DAMMIT QUICK! You just totally fucked up my hattrick.

Earlsfat
08-23-2006, 02:59 PM
I guess I'll just have to get it HERE!

Earlsfat
08-23-2006, 03:00 PM
HAHA!!!! Bitches. 3 Posts is a row, wait... make that FOUR!


(okokok I'll stop now.)

stone_mound_camaro
08-23-2006, 03:01 PM
:banhim:

wrightz28
08-23-2006, 03:04 PM
Jim, that dosen't classify as whoring I think :disappoin

That's just being a straight up slut :eek:

Earlsfat
08-23-2006, 03:11 PM
Hell, that's the first time I've ever done THAT. Now you're all calling me loose. I could do that all day and it still wouldn't be as bad as the time 6, 97 and whoever the other guy was that whored up other forums threads with COMPLETE bullshit.

At least I'm in the banter thread. Wait... this is the banter thread, right?

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