See.. pussy cures almost everything. (For the record... if it's clean, well-maintained, and has a nice owner... a pussy can cure ANYTHING. It could even stop a war, given the slightest chance.) I firmly believe that men should be provided with no less than 10 opportunities per day for sex (with the afore-mentioned counterpart).

Glad to hear you're all better, Stepho. But uh... better 86 the taser. She finds THAT and your done buddy.

Not to brag, but I get it from my woman everyday...its awesome. Its been like that for about the last month. Its sweet. I think I found myself a keeper.

Not to brag, but I get it from my woman everyday...its awesome. Its been like that for about the last month. Its sweet. I think I found myself a keeper.

Wait until you get married. You don't get it at all except for "special" occasions, Christmas, birthday, Valentine's day, things like that.:lol:

Oh damnnnn, Jim you got Gears of War? That game is so badass..
Indeed...

So I am pretty excited... I got some new lenses for my camera and it was a hell of a steal... Now I just bought a system for the Firebird and it was even more of a steal! I can't wait to pick it up and have some bass in the bird again. lol...

Oh damnnnn, Jim you got Gears of War? That game is so badass..

LOL.. yeah, actually I've had it for almost a year and never played it because I thought it was a zombie game - do NOT like the whole zombie scene.

LMAO... the network guy at works says.. "hey... take it easy... they're ALIENS... they just look sort human..." worked for me. I don't get to play as much as I'd like, so it's taking me a long time to get through it... but I'm getting there.


(Freaking HATE zombie stuff... I watched "Night of the Living Dead" once... once.)

Currently replaying Call of Duty 2 and 3. Wanted to replay Halo 2, but my midgets scratched the disk up pretty bad and it gets all wonky about 3 minutes into the game. dammit.

Wait until you get married. You don't get it at all except for "special" occasions, Christmas, birthday, Valentine's day, things like that.:lol:

Getting married didn't affect much.... having kids did though. I'm tired from having to work all the time just to support their asses, and she's tired all the time from watching them. I think I wound up with the shit end of the stick, but it's all good. Unless we're going through a rough spot... I'm in there 3+ times a week.

Wanna see something funny? Get married have some kids and watch your wife's reaction when the kids walk in while you're getting into it... funniest damned thing in the world - "yes, yes, Yes, YES, YES. YES. YE--NOOOOOOOOOO" -as she disappears under the sheets, leaving you stark naked screwing air, no blanket to cover yourself with, just kinda hafta smile at the kid(s) and tell them to get the fuck out as politely as possible without drawing attention to your... "self". Makes you mad for a minute, but once you calm down... can't stop laughing.

A deadbolt on the bedroom door is a very good investment :P

A deadbolt on the bedroom door is a very good investment :P

Ah yes, but you would lose a few chances for some SERIOUSLY funny stuff.

A deadbolt on the bedroom door is a very good investment :P

What the hell do you need a deadbolt for? HAHA are you kids using a credit card to pop open the regular lock?

You never know, i was a pretty clever little bastard.

What the hell are you talkin about? Who actually goes peeping on mommy and daddy when they're wrestling in their room?... :uhoh:

Stepho, I am worried as to how you will actually respond to this question. lol

anybody listen to country? you know those songs about old guys that give out bottles of homemade wine? .... i love those guys....

i listen to country!

got the pic for my driving licence application done today. then i can get a licence, be put on the company insurance, become a shop manager and drive a 500SEC.

LMAO, Crow! Poor Stepho is taking a LOT of abuse, lol.

But to answer your question... YOUNG kids just wanna know why their Mommy is screaming her ass off, and maybe Daddy too, or what all the noise is about, lol. As far as someone picking the lock to get in there, yeah... to be old enough to do that, you'd have to be one seriously fucked up individual to actually have to want to see... yick.

This thing's gonna die
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/cuda_dude/MDGC0032.jpg

Nice!

Shoot two, they're small. :)

Nice!

Shoot two, they're small. :)

Is he going to shoot it?

Or hit it with his car? :lol:


What the heck are you talking about crow? Sheesh I would never go peeping on my parents... wtf man.. I was just saying I think the regular door lock would suffice to keep little ones out.

What the heck are you talking about crow? Sheesh I would never go peeping on my parents... wtf man.. I was just saying I think the regular door lock would suffice to keep little ones out.
Well with some of the answer's we've gotten from you lately I was like oh man how on earth is he gonna respond to this one... Elctroshock to da nutz while looking through the keyhole? lol I'm just playin man. :p

This thing's gonna die
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/cuda_dude/MDGC0032.jpg
That thing's got a nice rack on it!

Kill a few for me. I seem to have such bad luck with the bastards...

So...since I've got the car back, I have put 4 tanks of gas in and put ~500 miles the the sucker. Its fun, very expensive, but fun. Been makin' noise and raisin' hell ever since.

So...since I've got the car back, I have put 4 tanks of gas in and put ~500 miles the the sucker. Its fun, very expensive, but fun. Been makin' noise and raisin' hell ever since.
in that case...maybe it was ur parents that tore in insides out of it ....

Ha, neither of them could have done any such thing. Shit, even my dad took it out one day with my neighbor when I wasn't home. It was a funny story.

Well banter thread friends... thanks for the laughs...

but I am afraid this is where I say good bye...

tonight is the night where I will shuffle off this mortal coil... and such.

tonight is the night where I will shuffle off this mortal coil... and such.

WTF does THAT mean???

WTF does THAT mean???

its from shakespeare or something... :icesangel

So you quoted it without knowing what it meant?

So you quoted it without knowing what it meant?

oh no I know what it means... it means to die... hints the angel thing.

Alright, quit the bullshit... was that some sort of suicide hint, or a statement that your computer is on the fritz...

Alright, quit the bullshit... was that some sort of suicide hint, or a statement that your computer is on the fritz...

ok i was intending on commiting suicide... but I think i'll just wait it out for now... I don't have health insurance so I really have to get it right the first time around... and now there are too many people home that would stop me.

Sent pm

OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS??????? You need to see a therapist for real! and maybe a neurologist. There is nothing more selfish you can do. 90% of people who failed at suicide were glad they failed when asked a year later. At your age there's nothing so bad to commit suicide I don't care what it is, so many people live through worse things than you. Get some prozac asap. I've seen kids in the hospital who've failed (yes even a bullet through the brain) and are so brain dead that they can't even breathe on their own. If you don't think about the turmoil you'll put the people who know you through, think of some young nurse washing your balls while you lay there and are brain dead.

I hope your kidding

OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS??????? You need to see a therapist for real! and maybe a neurologist. There is nothing more selfish you can do. 90% of people who failed at suicide were glad they failed when asked a year later. At your age there's nothing so bad to commit suicide I don't care what it is, so many people live through worse things than you. Get some prozac asap. I've seen kids in the hospital who've failed (yes even a bullet through the brain) and are so brain dead that they can't even breathe on their own. If you don't think about the turmoil you'll put the people who know you through, think of some young nurse washing your balls while you lay there and are brain dead.

I hope your kidding

I'm wasn't kidding... but im not going to do it... your right i dont want to cause my loved one anymore turmoil even if she does hate me right now...

Prozac ain't gonna do nothing good for you. And a nurse washing your balls is what you want brother, but you need to be there for it. Forget the chick that just dumped you... go find yourself a nurse. **makes note on to do list***

I gotta roll, gonna be late for some appointments...

Stepho.. I meant what I said. New pm.

EDIT - Shooting yourself in the head and not being able to breathe on your own seems pretty successful to me... STILL, it's not something you want to do, unless like I said.. you're going to have an 8'10" cell mate named Leon...

Yeah it's real successful when your mom spends the next 10 years taking care of your vegetable ass because she doesn't want the guilt of pulling the plug

Suicide is not the answer to anything. If you did do it that would be taking the easy way out. No girl is worth killing yourself over. If you feel like you want to do you need to be around people, friends and family to help you get through this. Keep your head up man.

Yeah it's real successful when your mom spends the next 10 years taking care of your vegetable ass because she doesn't want the guilt of pulling the plug

Not saying it would be pleasant for parents... but if you're on life support because you can't breathe on your own... you're dead. They just need to admit it.

Besides... would YOU take prozac because some asshole left you hanging? That shit will mess you up worse than the problem that some fuckwad shrink prescribed it for. That shit is usually akin to a band-aid on a gaping wound... like someone cut your head off type gaping wound, or like giving a labotomy to a burn victim. In this case it would be a complete body cast on a skinned knuckle. He's down about his woman, he's just gotten a chance to get a better one and doesn't realize it... leave the prozac and therapists for the true psycho's / schizo's / drug abusers.

yea...love sucks...a lot...been feeling the same way for about a month..just went through THE longest weekend ever because i took time off of work for our anniversary but we arent together now and my college had an away game, so everyone went home..so no friends and a lot of me time...thinking...but i dont want to kill myself..dying sucks...

yea...love sucks...a lot...been feeling the same way for about a month..just went through THE longest weekend ever because i took time off of work for our anniversary but we arent together now and my college had an away game, so everyone went home..so no friends and a lot of me time...thinking...but i dont want to kill myself..dying sucks...

Yeah... you can't get drunk, drive maro's or have sex when you're dead.

Yeah... you can't get drunk, drive maro's or have sex when you're dead.


i dont want to hear about sex, love, girls or anything right about now...ya know what..i flippin HATE watching movies right now..its like u cant even go through an entire movie these days without some type of romance/sensuality...fuck that man...couples suck..kissing sucks

You need a bar with a pool table and about $200 in your pocket. Damn... I need that too. Been a long time since I've been out, work seems to eat up all my time anymore.

And by the way - love movies of any sort suck. About the only good kiss scene I can think of is Blues Brothers when Jake drops her in the mud when he's done. (classic) Unless it's truely funny, really scary, a War or sports movie... I'm not gonna watch it... and if for some fucked up reason I HAVE to, I'll find a reason to go do something else. You know... "hey honey, I noticed earlier that my Maro was leaking some blinker fluid... think I'll go mess around with that, you stay here and watch this I'll be back in... call me when it's over."

today has been weird...

I almost got killed by a couple crack heads... I was hanging out at mc donalds eating a mc flurry... basically just wanted to get out of the house take my mind off things... well these two crack heads come up to me and my brother and one starts tellng me about how he got out of jail 8 hours ago... he was foaming at he mouth you could tell he had crack rocks under his tongue... and he was showing us his muscles "not trying to inimidate us" The one day I dont have my knife on me...

I've always said that if McDonald's food doesn't kill you some of the idiots that hang out there will.

You ok?

today has been weird...

I almost got killed by a couple crack heads... I was hanging out at mc donalds eating a mc flurry... basically just wanted to get out of the house take my mind off things... well these two crack heads come up to me and my brother and one starts tellng me about how he got out of jail 8 hours ago... he was foaming at he mouth you could tell he had crack rocks under his tongue... and he was showing us his muscles "not trying to inimidate us" The one day I dont have my knife on me...


how is this almost getting killed? sounds like friendly conversation :p

You need a bar with a pool table and about $200 in your pocket.
I lived that up tonight... just wish i had the $200 in my pocket...

how is this almost getting killed? sounds like friendly conversation :p

except for the part where they were going to beat the shit out of us unless we gave them cash...

I am buying a gun... this town is getting too crazy... it wasn't even 10 oclock yet...

I lived that up tonight... just wish i had the $200 in my pocket...

Yeah.. that always makes a trip to the sanctuary a little more enjoyable.


I am buying a gun... this town is getting too crazy... it wasn't even 10 oclock yet...

Careful brother... remember that thing I said about "Leon"? Pull the trigger at the wrong time and there's a very real possibility of that happening. And make sure you hit them in the front. Shoot someone in the back and you're going to have a cellmate... probably named Leon.

What the hell happened here? :eek:

Did everybodys relationships suddenly end or something? I was talkin with the ex again and I just ended that shit up yesterday again I think. I've realized I'm better off without her in my life... Ya'll should think the same. You made it this far in life without a woman, what makes ya need one now? Just enjoy being single again... I know I will. :biggrin:

*EDIT*

Oh yeah, on the suicide note... I know a kid who tried the shotgun to the head method and fucked it up... Shotgun slipped down and off his whole shoulder and everything... Yeah he almost died from it, but now he has no use of his one arm at all because of it and everybody watches him like a hawk so he doesn't try it again. Not to mention all the shit he takes from people about how screwed up he is cause of doing that... And it was over a girl... :disappoin

I know I have been awful down over relationship stuff before, but never to the point of suicide. It's just stupid. It's not worth your life for the reason of her being with you. If you take your life cause she broke up with you then it just makes you look like a dumbass. Seriously... I don't like seeing people die at all, but I just can't seem to feel sorry for a idiot that does that over a stupid girl... There are much cooler ways to die in life...

I have seen people die from a .22 and live from shotguns. I need a new girlfriend.

On a bright note! I pick up my police car tomorrow!!!!!!

Living in the city is crazy... I went to the ghetto-mart across from school and got coffee before class and this bum says "you know why traffic was so bad this morning?" and I said ummm no and he goes "Because of the invisible ninjas" and I laughed and asked him "if you can't see them then how do you know they are there?" he didn't really know what to say..... and I was also watching the news and this 16 year old girl got run over on the highway in her pjs at like 4 am. As of this morning no one knew who she was because she obviously didn't have any ID on her and the cops are thinking she was sleep walking... crazy day

Living in the city is crazy... I went to the ghetto-mart across from school and got coffee before class and this bum says "you know why traffic was so bad this morning?" and I said ummm no and he goes "Because of the invisible ninjas" and I laughed and asked him "if you can't see them then how do you know they are there?" he didn't really know what to say..... and I was also watching the news and this 16 year old girl got run over on the highway in her pjs at like 4 am. As of this morning no one knew who she was because she obviously didn't have any ID on her and the cops are thinking she was sleep walking... crazy day

Ive sleep walked before... scared the crap out of my mom and brother... I walked into the living room picked up this big ass candle and said "lets lift this... come on lets lift this..." and i started lifting it up and down... they thought I was going to throw it... eventually I laid back down on the couch... I used to fall asleep one place and wake up in another all the time... I haven't sleep walked in a several years... at least I dont think I have...

I have seen people die from a .22 and live from shotguns. I need a new girlfriend.

On a bright note! I pick up my police car tomorrow!!!!!!
it better be a charger foo!

Heh, being married is great... my wife picked up Transformers movie for me. 'Bee as the 74 brings back good memories man.

Can't wait to watch it like 50 times this week... get me all stoked up to finish RD up.

Heh, being married is great... my wife picked up Transformers movie for me. 'Bee as the 74 brings back good memories man.

Can't wait to watch it like 50 times this week... get me all stoked up to finish RD up.

That movie is so awesome... I am debating on buying a HD DVD player just for that movie.

Heh, being married is great... my wife picked up Transformers movie for me. 'Bee as the 74 brings back good memories man.

Can't wait to watch it like 50 times this week... get me all stoked up to finish RD up.

Bought my copy last night and watched it this morning before my kids got up. Am going to watch it with my 7yr-old boy tonight.

Good movie IMO

They should make a sequel... forget everyone but the tf's. The people in the movie were pretty weak... the battle scenes were freaking great.

Watched the whole thing twice last night... fast forwarded through all the stupid parts.

The Bumblebee / Barricade race/fight scene is damned awesome.

Bought my copy last night and watched it this morning before my kids got up. Am going to watch it with my 7yr-old boy tonight.

Good movie IMO

I think you would be hardpressed to find a person who disagrees. Even if you dont like action movies... or transformers or anything... you can appreciate the mind blowing effects... especially the sound effects the sound effects are insane.

I think the next one should be the Transformers war on their robot world Cybertron. No human actors, just a bunch of transformers going for it.

I think the next one should be the Transformers war on their robot world Cybertron. No human actors, just a bunch of transformers going for it.

that'd be bad ass... not really a plot either... just robots fighting... total eye candy.

that'd be bad ass... not really a plot either... just robots fighting... total eye candy.

Wait a minute... there has to be at LEAST one naked female in it... maybe they can have an intermission where they play a lesbian porno or something.

Wait a minute... there has to be at LEAST one naked female in it... maybe they can have an intermission where they play a lesbian porno or something.

LMAO! how you going to watch it with the kids then?

Good point.... Maybe they can make it a 3D lesbian porno... put those damned glasses on MY kids and they can't see a thing, lol.

I just got off work and went and bought it too... I can't wait to watch it instead of sleep today. :)

Good point.... Maybe they can make it a 3D lesbian porno... put those damned glasses on MY kids and they can't see a thing, lol.

lmao!!! 3D porn that sounds awesome!!!!