NOW THESE ARE GOOD!!!!

Michael Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle a male
astronomer for warmth during BBC1's eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem
cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's come in his shorts."

Here is Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie
Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks
Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

Ulrika Jonsson was a humble GMTV weathergirl talking about snowfall when she revealed: "I had a good eight inches last night."

Lorraine Kelly on GMTV: "This year's hairstyle is called a shag and our resident stylist is here to give our model one."

Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

Richard Whiteley asking Carol Vorderman to display a word on Countdown:
"Ah, 'erection', let's see it up please Carol."

David Dickinson, talking about an antique door-knocker on Bargain
Hunt, said to expert Nigel Smith: "You're a bit of a knockers man."
"Yes," he replied. "I've come across quite a few in my time."

Here is Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."

Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."

Beatrice Hillyer was discussing the availability of fresh water in
Baghdad when she informed TV am viewers: "Just after the liberation, I was getting it twice a day in my hotel room."

Cricket Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire
match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off."

James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:
"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"

Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better
today after a 69."

Steve Cram covering the men's 200 metres at the World Athletics
Championships: "Pumping away, Marlon Devonish has got the Olympic
champion inside him."

Chain Letters host Allan Stewart was discussing a 6ft 5in contestant called Richard when he told two women competitors: "That's enough Dick for both of you."

Antiques Expert David Batty was examining a bowl with a pineapple-shaped lid on Antiques Roadshow when he exclaimed: "This is the most magical, wonderful knob I have ever seen."

BEST TILL LAST Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it

From Kiwi rugby commentator Murray Mexted. "I've been pumping Martin Lesley for some time now":eek:

Now that’s entertainment

haha lol and they never realize what they have said lol:D :D :) :)

:huh: Who are all those people? I’ve never even heard of them before!!

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
:huh: Who are all those people? I’ve never even heard of them before!!

understandable as most of them are UK tv presenters ;)

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
:huh: Who are all those people? I’ve never even heard of them before!!

HORRAY!!! I'm not the only one!

Originally posted by tazdev
From Kiwi rugby commentator Murray Mexted. "I've been pumping Martin Lesley for some time now":eek:

LOL..He's great the stuff he comes out with !!
Another....."Andrew has been coming inside Justin for a while now" :eek: :eek:

anonymous radio announcer,many years ago

Welcom back to the Oval as we resume the second day of the first test,the batsman's Holding,the bowler's Willey...........:eek:

Originally posted by taranaki
anonymous radio announcer,many years ago

Welcom back to the Oval as we resume the second day of the first test,the batsman's Holding,the bowler's Willey...........:eek:



hahahaha :lol2: rofl Mr.T where'd u dig that one up from........


though most of the us Afers will prolly be :confused: