An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
normal results. The doctor says, "Steve, everything looks great. How are
you doing mentally and emotionally?
Are you at peace with God?"

Steve replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight so
he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, poof the light goes on. When I'm
done, poof the light goes Off. "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor
says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Steve's wife.

"Ethel," he says, "Steve is doing fine, but I had to call you because
I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up
during the night, and poof the light goes on in the bathroom. And when
he's done, poof the light goes off?"

"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
:uhoh:

Xdxdxd

lol that was a good one

:lol: good one tonio

Ha!

:lol2:wasn't expecting that

nothin wrong with that :)

^that's weird even for you kicker. well, kinda...maybe, eh, not really. :grinno:

What's that Baxter? You know I don't speak Spanish. In English please. What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate a whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? God, I'm not even mad, that's amazing.