Register and join the largest automotive community online!
Please Register or Login to access: DriverSide DriverSide Home | Service & Repair | Car Prices | Parts & Accessories | Reviews & Advice | My Garage

Am I emo?


Google  
Web AF

CassiesMan
03-09-2006, 02:42 PM
Just wondering if I'm emo becuase I wear Chucks...

They are comfortable, work good for driving shoes (I'm a broke college student, I can't crack out 150+ for a pair of driving shoes), and I wear them fully laced without gay ass lace changes or shit written all over them.

Just wondering.

MonsterBengt
03-09-2006, 03:44 PM
not but you've got emo shoes :D ive got the low model converse.. to piss them off, and to wear when my mom dont let me wear my Dr. Martens

Millermagic
03-09-2006, 05:36 PM
I have two pair of Brahma steel toed sneakers that cost less than $25 each. One pair is going on three years old.

2.2 Straight six
03-09-2006, 07:22 PM
meh...globes are comfy...

Nicole8188
03-09-2006, 08:34 PM
I want a pair of bright green ones. They seem less emo than the black and white ones.

Mmm...Chucks are the best.

Nicole8188
03-09-2006, 08:35 PM
meh...globes are comfy...

Are you talking about the skate shoes? Poser...

clawhammer
03-09-2006, 08:43 PM
What are Chucks?

vinnym86
03-09-2006, 09:12 PM
nah, i owned a pair. they're decent shoes, but they'll rip on you fast.


What are Chucks?

http://www.rogansshoes.com/MaelstromCart/Images/Site32/conversem9160blk.jpg

MonsterBengt
03-12-2006, 01:34 PM
I want a pair of bright green ones. They seem less emo than the black and white ones.

Mmm...Chucks are the best.

Problem is all emo's noticed that too and are wearing colored chucks. My black/white low one's pretty unusual here. Oh and my dad wore low chucks in the early late 60's , early 70's and thats looong before the emo epidemic was spread, so dont rip on the shoes.

vinnym86
03-12-2006, 03:37 PM
they're good shoes for skating, too... (and if you like rolling your ankes and walking in casts)

KustmAce
03-12-2006, 08:52 PM
I love my chucks

and im about as emo as they get...

http://myspace-486.vo.llnwd.net/00168/68/43/168523486_l.jpg

vinnym86
03-12-2006, 09:15 PM
^those are what i had, all black. i wear brown suede DVS's now.

btw, only thing ur missing in that pic is a bottle of jack

Ralliart 3000gt
03-20-2006, 08:51 PM
Yea I've never liked the look. I have Kerry Getz model DVS, now those are good shoes.......

-The Stig-
03-21-2006, 01:43 AM
Just wondering if I'm emo becuase I wear Chucks...

They are comfortable, work good for driving shoes (I'm a broke college student, I can't crack out 150+ for a pair of driving shoes), and I wear them fully laced without gay ass lace changes or shit written all over them.

Just wondering.



Your Chucks make me Emo.:frown:

vwracer14
03-21-2006, 01:48 AM
i wear vans are they emo


i have like six pair

Skateforfood
03-24-2006, 11:21 PM
i wear vans are they emo


i have like six pair


No, thats really all I need to say.

milton666
03-25-2006, 12:20 AM
this is the longest fucking conversation about shoes ive ever experienced in my life, and what the fuck are emo shoes?

vinnym86
03-25-2006, 02:42 AM
and what the fuck are emo shoes?

:lol: :rofl: :lol: , i went to find a picture for you on google, typed in "Emo Converse", and when i clicked the thumb to make it bigger, it directed me to some blog. read it if you want, i only read like 5 lines and laughed... emo pricks. Emo Blog (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://images.quizilla.com/D/daveyike/1127176425_8530_44030.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.blurty.com/users/xlostxhopesx/&h=99&w=99&sz=4&tbnid=9MH_d3n9LEZdDM:&tbnh=77&tbnw=77&hl=en&start=18&prev=/images%3Fq%3Demo%2Bconverse%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den %26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff%26rls%3DGGLD,GGLD:2005-15,GGLD:en)

http://images.quizilla.com/D/daveyike/1127176425_8530_44030.jpg

sidewayzS13
04-10-2006, 07:20 PM
how is he a poser for wearing globes? i wear quicksilver flops and rainbow flops. when im doing remodeling i wear new balances and sometimes i rock my old globes does that make me a poser

Nicole8188
04-10-2006, 11:01 PM
It was an inside joke...sorry.

He's not a poser. And neither are you.

2.2 Straight six
04-10-2006, 11:35 PM
my globes are almost done for, they're worn through into the hollows an the back (from they way i walk) and the front's worn smooth. they look wrecked, but they're so goddamn comfy i'll wear them till i can't wear them no more. and yes, my feet do get wet in the rain.

sidewayzS13
04-11-2006, 12:22 AM
who care how they look its all about some comfort at that point the only time your shoes should look good is when they are new after that comfort is crucial

vinnym86
04-11-2006, 01:09 AM
to me, new shoes are never comfortable, only after i've worn them for like a month, really broken them in, are they really nice to wear. kind of like an old baseball glove, after just using it for like a year, its so loose and broken in, its great.

turtlecrxsi
04-27-2006, 02:43 PM
kind of like an old baseball glove, after just using it for like a year, its so loose and broken in, its great.

I say the same thing about... never mind.

I wear Vans... comfortable out of the box. However, skating requires some more support so I use the old DC Shoes.

Lownslow
04-27-2006, 07:36 PM
i cant wear converse since i switched to NIKE Cortez's most comfortable shoe out there. good for kicking the shit out of emos i sometimes resort to my Exposed steel toe Herman boots

quteasabutton
04-27-2006, 07:58 PM
i like my pink k-swiss shoes, or my pink puma ones or any type of cute high heels :)

http://images5.pictiger.com/thumbs/00/af2cfba092c51b6e6b3a92259cd1c500.th.jpg (http://server5.pictiger.com/img/264846/picture-hosting/shoes.php)

like those! i just got them yesterday to go with my new miniskirt :)

driftinggrifter2
04-27-2006, 08:48 PM
:whistlin: thats got to be hot

travis712
04-28-2006, 12:09 AM
I don't like the whole converse shoe scene. Any shoe that i've wore for 2 weeks or so are comfortable to me. Be it vans, adidas, or nikes. I don't like the look of chucks, so I don't wear them.

2.2 Straight six
04-28-2006, 12:34 AM
i like my pink k-swiss shoes, or my pink puma ones or any type of cute high heels :)

http://images5.pictiger.com/thumbs/00/af2cfba092c51b6e6b3a92259cd1c500.th.jpg (http://server5.pictiger.com/img/264846/picture-hosting/shoes.php)

like those! i just got them yesterday to go with my new miniskirt :)

high-heels and point shoes are a man's enemy. my mate's girl fried stepped on someone's hand in high heels and my friend kicked me in the shin with pointy shoes, evil i tell you.

quteasabutton
04-28-2006, 01:02 AM
high-heels and point shoes are a man's enemy. my mate's girl fried stepped on someone's hand in high heels and my friend kicked me in the shin with pointy shoes, evil i tell you.
you should be glad it was just the shin. some place else and you could've been having ball retrieval surgery. to be honest i have thought about buying pointy toed shoes as a form of defense. any guy who thought i'd be an easy target would think twice before he did that again if i relocated his balls to somewhere in his stomach area with my pointy-toed shoes. :)

travis712
04-28-2006, 01:03 AM
you should be glad it was just the shin. some place else and you could've been having ball retrieval surgery. to be honest i have thought about buying pointy toed shoes as a form of defense. any guy who thought i'd be an easy target would think twice before he did that again if i relocated his balls to somewhere in his stomach area with my pointy-toed shoes. :)


Get some mace?:p

driftinggrifter2
04-28-2006, 01:13 AM
i like highheels and all that
there rather kinky specially with really short mini skirts like 7 in

driftinggrifter2
04-28-2006, 01:13 AM
I wear vans thats all i buy

2.2 Straight six
04-28-2006, 01:16 AM
i like highheels and all that
there rather kinky specially with really short mini skirts like 7 in

that's cool, how often do you wear them?

driftinggrifter2
04-28-2006, 01:19 AM
only on sats
or when the mistress makes me

2.2 Straight six
04-28-2006, 01:21 AM
hmm. i prefer suspenders, girdles and fish net stockings. that an a push-up top and im ready for monday morning.

driftinggrifter2
04-28-2006, 01:24 AM
mon are just trench coat days for me
tue emo day

quteasabutton
04-28-2006, 01:31 AM
mon are just trench coat days for me
tue emo day
so you're the one that keeps stealing all my hollister jeans. i was wondering why ur ass looked so good last tuesday. *whistles* ow! ow! baby ;)

driftinggrifter2
04-28-2006, 01:33 AM
you didn't let me borrow them damn
I guess i should give you back your Taking back sunday shirt as well hunh

2.2 Straight six
04-28-2006, 01:34 AM
tuesday's casual day, guess what im wearing?

quteasabutton
04-28-2006, 01:36 AM
you didn't let me borrow them damn
I guess i should give you back your Taking back sunday shirt as well hunh
i'm going to need all my emo shirts back. hawthorne heights, aiden, fallout boy, everyone. i'm trying to save you from being a poser. just go back to being my sexy badass and i think things will work out ok. as long as you stay away from that chris guy. i'd rather not have his bikini and fishnet fetish rub off on you

driftinggrifter2
04-28-2006, 01:39 AM
i dont think you want some of those back
crossdressing emo style turns me on to the point of.......

2.2 Straight six
04-28-2006, 01:42 AM
....prematrue ejaculation?

driftinggrifter2
04-28-2006, 01:48 AM
you been watchin me hunh

pervert

2.2 Straight six
04-28-2006, 01:51 AM
yea, you know that guy in the bushes with the camera? me.

http://www.photodump.com/direct/chrismca/CIMG2342-small.jpg

yes, i really do own that.

driftinggrifter2
04-28-2006, 01:52 AM
wow thats long you use it much?

quteasabutton
04-28-2006, 01:53 AM
yea, you know that guy in the bushes with the camera? me.

http://www.photodump.com/direct/chrismca/CIMG2342-small.jpg

yes, i really do own that.
i believe it. you've always been into long hard shafts

2.2 Straight six
04-28-2006, 01:54 AM
yep, i have to watch Nicole without getting caught.

quteasabutton
04-28-2006, 01:54 AM
wow thats long you use it much?
wouldn't you like to know...:uhoh:

2.2 Straight six
04-28-2006, 01:55 AM
i believe it. you've always been into long hard shafts

yes, one quick flick o' wrist and it reaches an impressive 12 inches.

Muscletang
04-28-2006, 01:56 AM
ummm...

2.2 Straight six
04-28-2006, 01:57 AM
something wrong?

quteasabutton
04-28-2006, 01:59 AM
ummm...
ur just the AF bitch..i rape you and chris stalks you from the bushes

2.2 Straight six
04-28-2006, 02:00 AM
i do more than stalk while im in the buses....















...i also take photos.

Nicole8188
04-28-2006, 02:00 AM
yep, i have to watch you, mo, danielle, muscletang and pedro without getting caught.

:frown:

2.2 Straight six
04-28-2006, 02:02 AM
they're not meant to know....

driftinggrifter2
04-28-2006, 02:03 AM
awwww nicole im sure he didn't forget about you
your just not on his a list

Nicole8188
04-28-2006, 02:03 AM
Suuuuure.

You can admit you forgot about me.

2.2 Straight six
04-28-2006, 02:05 AM
i just watch without worrying about getting caught....

Nicole8188
04-28-2006, 02:07 AM
You can stop digging. You're never going to get out of the hole.

I'm so unloved. I don't even get mentioned.

Meh...I'm going to sleep.

2.2 Straight six
04-28-2006, 02:10 AM
fine, i love you. you should know by now.

happy now? or do i need to send more pics of me in my monday outfit?

Nicole8188
04-28-2006, 02:12 AM
Wow, I have to make you feel guilty in order for you to tell me you love me?

Pics would be nice...

2.2 Straight six
04-28-2006, 02:15 AM
ugh...

monday outfit or tuesday outfit?

Nicole8188
04-28-2006, 02:16 AM
Neither. Don't worry about it.

This is the emo forum, time for me to go be emo...

quteasabutton
04-28-2006, 02:17 AM
tuesday is casual tuesday. i saw that one already nicole, pick that one. he won't disappoint :p

Nicole8188
04-28-2006, 02:18 AM
Whaaaa?

First, he forgets about me. Then, other girls see the pics before me? This is ridiculous...

2.2 Straight six
04-28-2006, 02:28 AM
sorry, the guys saw them first too. as muscletang will tell you. he ordered my "Greatest Hits" CD too.

Muscletang
04-28-2006, 02:29 AM
And I was starting to wonder why I hardly visit this section of the forums...

2.2 Straight six
04-28-2006, 02:31 AM
because you're too busy looking at my pictures and dont have time?

Muscletang
04-28-2006, 02:38 AM
because you're too busy looking at my pictures and dont have time?

http://www.enel.ucalgary.ca/~kanagasa/index_files/images/suicide.jpg

Nicole8188
04-28-2006, 11:55 AM
yep, i have to watch you, mo, danielle, muscletang, pedro snd Nicole without getting caught.

You can't just go back and fix it...

That's against the rules.

quteasabutton
04-28-2006, 12:00 PM
You can't just go back and fix it...

That's against the rules.
AND he puts you at the end of the list. what a slap in the face. i'd do something about him if i were you..i think it's time to take away his bikini priviledges

2.2 Straight six
04-28-2006, 12:19 PM
take away the bikini? already been done. at the cost of landing me a criminal record.

vinnym86
04-28-2006, 09:13 PM
what the hell's going on here? is this some crazy AF love triangle i just walked into? and is muscletang trying to hang himslef? should i be concerned here?

quteasabutton
04-28-2006, 09:18 PM
what the hell's going on here? is this some crazy AF love triangle i just walked into? and is muscletang trying to hang himslef? should i be concerned here?
it's more like a love heptagon. cuz we have chris, nicole, me, glenn, mo, bryan and kyle all in on it. you're welcome too vin :naughty: and i don't think you need to worry about him hanging himself, it was just some momentary stress on finding chris in a bikini with his camera in his bushes taking pictures. perfectly understandable really.

Nicole8188
04-29-2006, 01:27 AM
cuz we have chris, nicole, me, glenn, mo, bryan and kyle

Chris, did you see that? Not only did she include me, but I'm not last...:)

quteasabutton
04-29-2006, 01:32 AM
Chris, did you see that? Not only did she include me, but I'm not last...:)
it's cuz i love you more than chris :lol:

Nicole8188
04-29-2006, 01:37 AM
Probably...that guy's been giving me trouble lately.

I've been needing to find someone a little closer anyway...

quteasabutton
04-29-2006, 01:40 AM
Probably...that guy's been giving me trouble lately.

I've been needing to find someone a little closer anyway...
yeah mo always did accuse me of being a lesbian..:uhoh: lol i think it would be an interesting AF hookup if it was you and me :rofl: call chris and tell him you're cheating on him with me

Nicole8188
04-29-2006, 01:46 AM
I'm sure he'll be happy to hear that. And I keep trying to call, but he won't answer. It's like, 6:45 in the morning there...

vinnym86
04-29-2006, 01:55 AM
you're welcome too vin

no, im scared. i'll stck with college life, thank u. took me long enough to get out of high school, no need to jump back in

2.2 Straight six
04-29-2006, 03:44 AM
jump back into somone's bed? namely muscletang's?

Muscletang
04-29-2006, 08:50 PM
but I'm not last...:)

No...I am...

jump back into somone's bed? namely muscletang's?

HEY NOW! One person jumps in and the next thing I know I have people knocking on my back door at 1 am.

So nobody is getting or jumping into my bed.

2.2 Straight six
04-30-2006, 05:29 AM
oh thanks, you get my hopes up then crush them. at least i can still spy on you from outside.

2.2 Straight six
04-30-2006, 06:16 PM
where is everyone? i know AF's been down but it's dead here...

balls_to_the_wall
04-30-2006, 11:00 PM
Holy crap, talk about whoring up the Emo forum... Kinda funny though reading it, helps distract me from my chemistry :)

2.2 Straight six
05-01-2006, 12:00 AM
this is our new hangout, screw chemistry.

i'm not so bad at it, i got a B in my mock with no studying. then my teacher's like "well, i can see you obviously studied a lot, and i think you could get an A..." woo! go me...

quteasabutton
05-01-2006, 12:01 AM
where is everyone? i know AF's been down but it's dead here...
ur tuesday outfit scared everyone away..god...except beef burrito, i saw him whorin up the COT section. clearly someone still wants a piece of you


and balls to the wall, we're all glad to help out anytime with your chemistry hw ;)

2.2 Straight six
05-01-2006, 12:07 AM
hey balls, im outside in the bushes with my camera, nice balls...

quteasabutton
05-01-2006, 12:14 AM
hey balls, im outside in the bushes with my camera, nice balls...
now you are getting just downright vulgar young man! and it makes me giggle!

2.2 Straight six
05-01-2006, 12:16 AM
i tuesday outfit obviously doesn't scare people. i have a whole lsit of people who bought my pics.

Nicole8188
quteasabutten
rally sport 92
sv650s
driftinggrifter2
muscletang
vinnym86
balls to the wall

Nicole8188
05-01-2006, 12:28 AM
I don't have to buy them.

I don't even have to look at pics...I can see the Tuesday outfit Sunday through Saturday, whenever I like.

2.2 Straight six
05-01-2006, 12:33 AM
oooh....it's you in my garden at night.....

Nicole8188
05-01-2006, 12:35 AM
Hmm...I plead the 5th.

balls_to_the_wall
05-01-2006, 12:50 AM
hey balls, im outside in the bushes with my camera, nice balls...

Damn, your the second man to say that...

I guess I should feel proud... lol

balls_to_the_wall
05-01-2006, 12:56 AM
hey balls, im outside in the bushes with my camera, nice balls...

The scary part is that I live on the 5th floor!

*peeks out window*

MonsterBengt
05-01-2006, 02:23 AM
the last pages are scary

quteasabutton
05-01-2006, 04:30 AM
i tuesday outfit obviously doesn't scare people. i have a whole lsit of people who bought my pics.

Nicole8188
quteasabutten
rally sport 92
sv650s
driftinggrifter2
muscletang
vinnym86
balls to the wall
ooh nicole you're first! and i'm second yippee! and balls, you're getting dragged into this now too? or are you going along willingly :uhoh: the tuesday outfit is pretty addictive i mean, just look at nicole, she needs it every day of the week instead of just on tuesdays...

glenn, i thought you told me you were done with purchasing chris's "products and merchandise"...i would've expected this sort of lying out of pedro or the slut, but you? :shakehead

2.2 Straight six
05-01-2006, 05:59 AM
glenn ordered the cap from my new clothing line. said he needed a new one, and everyone wants to know where he got it.

balls_to_the_wall
05-02-2006, 05:55 PM
2.2 its called a HAT not a Cap...

I just thought of something too

Join an internet forum, become a whore, make your parents proud!

balls_to_the_wall
05-02-2006, 05:56 PM
*pwned by the double post*

2.2 Straight six
05-04-2006, 03:32 AM
2.2 its called a HAT not a Cap...

I just thought of something too

Join an internet forum, become a whore, make your parents proud!

been there, done that, got 3 thousand posts...

and for the record, it's a cap.......biatch!

Rally Sport
05-04-2006, 09:40 AM
3K posts?.. pfft.. noob :p

2.2 Straight six
05-04-2006, 12:46 PM
some of us aren't blessed with a rediculous amount of time on our hands at the moment. 16 weeks off in the summer!
biatch.

driftinggrifter2
05-04-2006, 09:50 PM
haha im so happy to be here i shouldnt be here anymore

2.2 Straight six
05-06-2006, 06:38 AM
huh?

driftinggrifter2
05-06-2006, 12:12 PM
The whole time Af was down i had absolutly no work to do at work so I had nothing else to do. Hence I'm happy cuz the day it comes up i barely had anything to do at work again.

2.2 Straight six
05-06-2006, 12:23 PM
oooh....


....you're still emo.

driftinggrifter2
05-06-2006, 12:56 PM
damn i thought i cleansed myself of that. Thats what i get i guess

2.2 Straight six
05-06-2006, 01:02 PM
yep, i always had my suspicions. but after reading your favourite bands list i knew it for certain.

driftinggrifter2
05-06-2006, 02:59 PM
I guess I didn't pay ya enough to keep a secret.

2.2 Straight six
05-06-2006, 03:12 PM
i told you it was $15, but you just had to haggle over the pictures, didn't you?

driftinggrifter2
05-08-2006, 07:18 PM
but ya know western union charged me a bit just to send it to you so i couldn't send the whole thing

dark punk
11-19-2006, 11:35 PM
Emo music is not even remotely close to Rock and roll but is often confused with gay . How to be Emo

Your main goal in life has to be to commit suicide and think you're amazing with your crying emoness... well, not really commit suicide, but to give off the impression that you wish to commit suicide. Why the emos would wish to commit suicide it is unsure, as many of them seem to have fairly good upper-middle-class lives. However, that is not to say that the poor parents of these fools do not neglect and abuse them (understand, they, like everyone else, simply cannot help themselves), which almost explains the emos' constant need for attention. However, since a large part of emo is a basic failure to deal with life, you will fail to achieve this goal repeatedly anyways and in a variety of different ways. After that your goal is going to see Simple Plan and listen to them perform "Blarg(!)." Then you should cry if not then take note of all the other emo kids crying at the concert and just join in you individuals! You should be single to become an emo, and it helps to be bisexual or have cross-dressing tendencies as well. As you most likelyare NOT bisexual or have cross dressing tendencies, it is okay to pretend you are/do, and shamelessly seek attention accordingly. At the very least, go to parties at least once a month, have two shots and loll around screaming about how wasted you are (even though you clearly are not), make out with someone of the same sex, and blame it on the alcohol that nearly poisoned you. If necessary, have someone drive you to the hospital while crying hysterically--this is always a good way to make friends. Anywayz, if you do have a partner, you can still become an emo provided that you become ridiculously dependent upon them and repeatedly tell them how depressed you'd be without them, where a non-emo might usually claim to love them or ask them to pick up a pint of milk on their way home. This subtle form of emotional blackmail should be the basis of all your significant relationships. The closer a friend is, the more you blackmail them. If there is the slightest hint of a conflict with a perceived friend, or anyone at all, overreact as much as you possibly can.

It also helps to have utterly ludicrous hair (usually black, sort of spiky, with at least one other horribly bright color, such as neon green, bright orange, ice blue or purple (the colour purple is used by goths in mesh, as many emos would faint if they knew that this colour has been removed for their own safety), and a favourite band with a name that is depressing, yet ominous. If it is actually nonsense when you think about it for five minutes, this is even better. Good examples of this are His Posioned Heart, The Super Star Trash, and Concuring Dissent. If anybody makes fun of these bands, cry and claim they just don't appreciate how the deep lyrics helped you through a difficult time in your life, such as breaking your vacuum cleaner before the big par-tay, or tripping over the cat. You must also feel the need to actually believe that your favourite band that sounds like every other emo band is actually something individual. Therefore you will create a genre for them, something like emocore, or Christiancore. For example, The Panty Liners are an example of Ultra Absorbant-Core. Basically you will stick a the suffix of -core on the back of a word to create a genre all your own, this allows you to glorify your lame emo music and let you believe you are actually into a type of music that is mildly respectable amongst the rest of the world's population.

The tears which you cry, must, without any exception, be black tears or blood red as you are actually a zombie/vampire spy from the underworld. (Again, if not actually true, pretending is the best way to go.) You must pierce your face in as many places as possible, some emos tend to try the piercing of the cheeks and eyebrows to form a sort of gothic star(!) to ward away "sweaty greebos" and "moshers." Although, in contradiction, you must also pretend that every night you "bring the mosh" on poor unsuspecting scene kids by doing spin kicks and windmills. (To be a proper emo kid, you must actually stand at the side and pretend to like the music, or stay at home taking pictures of yourself in the mirror and then using photoshop to superimpose black tears or a facial piercing that you wish you had.)


P.S. go cut ur self bitch

dark punk
11-19-2006, 11:36 PM
Just wondering if I'm emo becuase I wear Chucks...

They are comfortable, work good for driving shoes (I'm a broke college student, I can't crack out 150+ for a pair of driving shoes), and I wear them fully laced without gay ass lace changes or shit written all over them.

Just wondering.
Emo music is not even remotely close to Rock and roll but is often confused with gay . How to be Emo

Your main goal in life has to be to commit suicide and think you're amazing with your crying emoness... well, not really commit suicide, but to give off the impression that you wish to commit suicide. Why the emos would wish to commit suicide it is unsure, as many of them seem to have fairly good upper-middle-class lives. However, that is not to say that the poor parents of these fools do not neglect and abuse them (understand, they, like everyone else, simply cannot help themselves), which almost explains the emos' constant need for attention. However, since a large part of emo is a basic failure to deal with life, you will fail to achieve this goal repeatedly anyways and in a variety of different ways. After that your goal is going to see Simple Plan and listen to them perform "Blarg(!)." Then you should cry if not then take note of all the other emo kids crying at the concert and just join in you individuals! You should be single to become an emo, and it helps to be bisexual or have cross-dressing tendencies as well. As you most likelyare NOT bisexual or have cross dressing tendencies, it is okay to pretend you are/do, and shamelessly seek attention accordingly. At the very least, go to parties at least once a month, have two shots and loll around screaming about how wasted you are (even though you clearly are not), make out with someone of the same sex, and blame it on the alcohol that nearly poisoned you. If necessary, have someone drive you to the hospital while crying hysterically--this is always a good way to make friends. Anywayz, if you do have a partner, you can still become an emo provided that you become ridiculously dependent upon them and repeatedly tell them how depressed you'd be without them, where a non-emo might usually claim to love them or ask them to pick up a pint of milk on their way home. This subtle form of emotional blackmail should be the basis of all your significant relationships. The closer a friend is, the more you blackmail them. If there is the slightest hint of a conflict with a perceived friend, or anyone at all, overreact as much as you possibly can.

It also helps to have utterly ludicrous hair (usually black, sort of spiky, with at least one other horribly bright color, such as neon green, bright orange, ice blue or purple (the colour purple is used by goths in mesh, as many emos would faint if they knew that this colour has been removed for their own safety), and a favourite band with a name that is depressing, yet ominous. If it is actually nonsense when you think about it for five minutes, this is even better. Good examples of this are His Posioned Heart, The Super Star Trash, and Concuring Dissent. If anybody makes fun of these bands, cry and claim they just don't appreciate how the deep lyrics helped you through a difficult time in your life, such as breaking your vacuum cleaner before the big par-tay, or tripping over the cat. You must also feel the need to actually believe that your favourite band that sounds like every other emo band is actually something individual. Therefore you will create a genre for them, something like emocore, or Christiancore. For example, The Panty Liners are an example of Ultra Absorbant-Core. Basically you will stick a the suffix of -core on the back of a word to create a genre all your own, this allows you to glorify your lame emo music and let you believe you are actually into a type of music that is mildly respectable amongst the rest of the world's population.

The tears which you cry, must, without any exception, be black tears or blood red as you are actually a zombie/vampire spy from the underworld. (Again, if not actually true, pretending is the best way to go.) You must pierce your face in as many places as possible, some emos tend to try the piercing of the cheeks and eyebrows to form a sort of gothic star(!) to ward away "sweaty greebos" and "moshers." Although, in contradiction, you must also pretend that every night you "bring the mosh" on poor unsuspecting scene kids by doing spin kicks and windmills. (To be a proper emo kid, you must actually stand at the side and pretend to like the music, or stay at home taking pictures of yourself in the mirror and then using photoshop to superimpose black tears or a facial piercing that you wish you had.)


P.S. go cut ur self bitch

IIwhitexb0iII
11-20-2006, 12:20 AM
my eyes are burning....

Alibi
11-20-2006, 12:54 AM
I'm not going to strain my eyes...

1. Posted in outdated thread
2. Replied in huge, annoying font
3. Double post
4. "He wrote it in Emo blood"

:banhim:

(the anti-emo rant is funny tho :) )

beef_bourito
11-20-2006, 07:31 AM
my eyes are bleeding.... or are those blood tears, i don't know. maybe i'm emo afterall.

GreyGoose006
12-22-2006, 02:53 PM
I dont know...
hey, i've been wearing chucks since second grade, way before emo was even on the map.
B&W hightops baby, all the way.
and i wear them until they rip from heel to toe. then i get a new pair of size 10 beauties.

vinnym86
12-22-2006, 04:41 PM
i love how the google ad on this page is for www.Chemotherapy.com, lol

I have a new hate for emo, i listen to My Chemical Romance, AFI, Fallout Boy, All American Rejects, etc. at work allll fucking day, and its like a sound that just... makes you want to punch an infant. really fucking gets on my nerves. i really want to kill them, really... kill. blood. ocean.

GreyGoose006
12-22-2006, 05:02 PM
so in other words...
emo music makes you emo.

vinnym86
12-23-2006, 02:35 PM
no, i don't want to kill myself, i want to kill other people. violently. and with something larger and sharper than a boxcutter.

Add your comment to this topic!


Google  
Web AF