Ok, we all have these random toasts that we do when drinking with friends, so lets hear them. I have a few fallback toasts when I cant come up with something on the spot.
1. Obviously the one in my sig
2. Heres to gettin her, gettin on her, not gettin off her, till you get off on her!
3. When you drink you get drunk, when you get drunk you pass out, when you pass out you go to sleep, when you go to sleep you commit no sins, when you commit no sins you go to heaven, so heres to getting drunk and going to heaven!

nice:bigthumb: :bigthumb: :bigthumb:

me n my friends had some but they were all pretty much inside kinda stuff. woudln't even make sense to u guys.

Yeah almost all of mine are inside things as well. That and some arent really mentionable.

Here's my absolute favorite:

Here's to lying, cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking...
If you lie, may you lie with a lover.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal the heart of another,
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you have a drink with me!

sivic: the one in your sig is the best by far.

Mine has always been "cheers to a dying liver and may every drink take me one step closer to perfection"

Friends up here used to say "heres to fast women and slow cars" after I became friends with them, it turned into "heres to fast women and ...*all look at me* fast cars" :lol:

and something in arabic...after a friend got back from iraq but I have no clue how to say it...I managed after 3 doubble shots of Absenth (red fairy...80%alc/vol), 4 doubbles of vodka, and 3 doubbles of SoCo....I dont think I really said it right..