The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their
parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to
tell their stories.

Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of
egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."

"What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"

"Very good," said the teacher.

Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers
too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs
one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and
the moral to this story is, "don't count your chickens before they're
hatched."

"That was a fine story Sarah. Michael, do you have a story to
share?"

"Yes, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen.
Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the Gulf War and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of
whiskey, a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of
100 enemy troops.
She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran
out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until
the blade broke.
And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral
did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"


"Stay the fuck away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking."

The Panda made me say it!!!

WOW
I wonder where you got this one from?????;)

ROFLMAO :hehehe:

another good one by the Panda.....:hehehe:

or should I say another good one Curious :D

lolo that is sooo funny Panda where do u get yourt material man u r the funniest person i have ever seen guy

Originally posted by Ando_Rules
lolo that is sooo funny Panda where do u get yourt material man u r the funniest person i have ever seen guy

errmmmmm..... look up one post....

Originally posted by moondog


errmmmmm..... look up one post....

ummmm i dont get it???????????

Originally posted by Ando_Rules


ummmm i dont get it??????????? He gets all his jokes from Curious. :)

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
He gets all his jokes from Curious. :)

Some of my Jokes.:flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger:

The Panda gets his own material as well!!!