For those that read my last encounter, you remember me talking about a dodge stratus with some "large" cargo in the front passenger seat. And by large, I mean that a pregnant seacow would have been less strain on the suspension. (for those who wish to see pictures of a seacow, visit the DragonBall Run forum)

I was just coming off the freeway and up the ramp, when I came upon a Boeing 747 stopped at the light. Upon closer inspection I realized it wasn't a boeing, it was a stratus that had a boeing wing on the back of it. I stop behind him, and I catch him staring at my car from his rearview mirror. As I'm sitting there, I realize 2 things. First, the car has a healthy "lean" to the right. And second, there is an exhaust pipe sticking out of the left side of the car just in front of the rear wheel. What's even more interesting is the fact that his stock exhaust is STILL on the car. :rolleyes:

It's at that moment, his entire car shifts and shakes, and for a moment I think that there is an earthquake in Wisconsin. I then realize that the shaking was from his GINORMOUS girlfriend in the passenger seat. She turned around to look at my car, which I imagine is a feat in and of itself. After all, to take that much weight and twist it around so you can face the opposite direction must take a lot of work. If E=MC^2 then this chick must have more energy than your standard nuclear power plant.

Immediately in my head I think of the Deuce Bigalow movie and "thas a huge b*tch!". The light turns, and the seacow turns back around as she starts giggling. Or eating. Who could really tell at that point. I move over to the left lane, and we get stopped at the next light. I am sorta peeking through my sunglasses, and notice they are both staring at me. Which is kinda creepy. All sorts of crazy thoughts start through my head. Like maybe she eats so much that they can't afford to feed her, so instead they find people and kill them and she eats them. Ok Not RLY.

Before the light turns, the guy starts creeping forward. He keeps moving further and further up, and then the green light appears. He actually gets the tires to squeal, which is really a miracle if you consider all of the weight he has on the front tires in order to help maintain traction from the massive power his stratus surely makes. Needless to say, I waste the gas, and had damn fun doing it. :)


Now yesterday, I was in Waukesha and coming up to a light. I was in the right lane, with 1 car in front of me on the line, and the left lane had a few cars. As I get up to the light, I hear a buzzing/revving of a car. I look over and see a saturn with rims and an exhaust. There are 2 passengers, both male, probably gay, and possibly naked from the waist down so they can enjoy each other's company on their sunday drive.

Eventually I get stopped on the line at a light, and they are right behind me. (the other lane was occupied by a semi) I look back and I see them waiting. It's like brokeback mountain. At a stoplight. In a Saturn. Brokeback Saturn. Anyways, the light turns and I take off "spiritedly". The saturn tries to keep up, and even gets a squeak out of his tires on his 1-2 shift. He then moves over and pulls up next to me.

I look over and he starts revving his engine. I speed up a little, and this guy starts bouncing his engine off the rev limiter. His exhaust makes this HORRIBLE farty/popping noise every time he hits the limiter. What's even funnier, however, is his passenger. The guy is sitting there kinda bobbing up and down with this big stupid grin on his face. Ever seen an owl when it bobs its head up and down? Yeah that's basically what this guy was doing. I could hear some music blaring, so I think he was trying to "rock out" and be all "street cool" and sh*t, but who knows.

After a few moments of this, I can't help but laugh, and the guy goes to take off. Once again, I waste the gas and have fun doing it. :)

aww i thought maybe you raced a stratus R/T, then maybe it wouldnt have been so bad. but idk

good kills, to descriptive on the sea cow lol

wicked story telling. Keep em coming!

even though those r more believable kills i dont believe a damn word honda troll says, he thinks he can beat any car on the street w/ his s2k, well ive had an s2k and a tuned 350z and my st.2 srt4 is faster than both by far, he's had threads sayin he's beat STi's (which i've even lost too) and srt-4's( my s2k i had ,got beat by a stock srt-4 not by much, but it did), yea right bro but keeps the lie's comin they're funny. hahaha

lol...now ur makin m feel bad to live in wisconsin...no kinda non-white-prep(not being racist) chicks unless u come to milwaukee, the only city that is worth living in if u wanna call Wi a boring state. but always register your car in Green bay, no emission testing :) good kills either way, i think i saw a saturn just like that the other day, going to brookfield square...but i could be wrong

even though those r more believable kills i dont believe a damn word honda troll says, he thinks he can beat any car on the street w/ his s2k, well ive had an s2k and a tuned 350z and my st.2 srt4 is faster than both by far, he's had threads sayin he's beat STi's (which i've even lost too) and srt-4's( my s2k i had ,got beat by a stock srt-4 not by much, but it did), yea right bro but keeps the lie's comin they're funny. hahaha

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even though those r more believable kills i dont believe a damn word honda troll says, he thinks he can beat any car on the street w/ his s2k, well ive had an s2k and a tuned 350z and my st.2 srt4 is faster than both by far, he's had threads sayin he's beat STi's (which i've even lost too) and srt-4's( my s2k i had ,got beat by a stock srt-4 not by much, but it did), yea right bro but keeps the lie's comin they're funny. hahaha
these aren't fabricated stories. come live in wisconsin and you'll see more rice than you care to mention, and you'll get revved on every time you leave your driveway.


also, i dont "think i can beat any car on the street". My S2000 is probably far more modded than your S2k ever was. a stage 2 SRT4 would have no problem beating me. and if you can't beat a stock STi with your STG2 then you have some driving issues! and if you lose to a stock SRT4 in your stock S2k, then the better driver won. it's a driver's race between the two. and a stock SRT4 has little to no chance against my car in its current setup. but a few mods, and cranking the boost would solve that. ;)

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heh funny. :grinyes:

heh funny. :grinyes:

thought you would like that. :grinyes:

saturns suck

thought you would like that. :grinyes:
next time I expect an O RLY owl in there. :rofl:

Now I understand that being brought up in Wisconsin puts you at a huge social disadvantage, as you have probably never actually met a gay, a black, or a democrat. But out here in civilization, saying crap like this:


I look over and see a saturn with rims and an exhaust. There are 2 passengers, both male, probably gay, and possibly naked from the waist down so they can enjoy each other's company on their sunday drive.



makes you come off as a 16-year old ignorant hillbilly biggot. :disappoin So before you go off again and say something less intelligent than aforementioned post, and I retort with a comment about inbreeding and farm animals, that would invariably lead to a mutual dislike of each other (providing you understood it)... How about we simply start over, and I'll refrain from further bashing the great state of Wisconsin and its 200 inhabitants if you can refrain from coming off as a complete homophobic prick. Okay? :naughty: Glad we got that outta the way :thumbsup:

Now I understand that being brought up in Wisconsin puts you at a huge social disadvantage, as you have probably never actually met a gay, a black, or a democrat. But out here in civilization, saying crap like this:




makes you come off as a 16-year old ignorant hillbilly biggot. :disappoin So before you go off again and say something less intelligent than aforementioned post, and I retort with a comment about inbreeding and farm animals, that would invariably lead to a mutual dislike of each other (providing you understood it)... How about we simply start over, and I'll refrain from further bashing the great state of Wisconsin and its 200 inhabitants if you can refrain from coming off as a complete homophobic prick. Okay? :naughty: Glad we got that outta the way :thumbsup:it was meant to be a joke. i have a close friend and a co-worker that are gay, so before you start calling me a homophobic prick, you should realize it is all in jest, and I harbor no ill feelings towards them.

If I had gone "oh look at those two faggoty faggots they should rot in hell" then yes, you'd have reason to think of me that way. but I would never say something like that, so don't take it as if I did.

Well if that is the case, then my apologies. But I don't think refering to some guys as gay, just because they drive rice, or have a slower car, is funny, and I doubt gay members of the forum would either. So for future-sake...

Well if that is the case, then my apologies. But I don't think refering to some guys as gay, just because they drive rice, or have a slower car, is funny, and I doubt gay members of the forum would either. So for future-sake...
i didn't intend for it to come off that way. i went back and re-read it, and it came off stronger than I intended.

I was just coming off the freeway and up the ramp, when I came upon a Boeing 747 stopped at the light. Upon closer inspection I realized it wasn't a boeing, it was a stratus that had a boeing wing on the back of it. I stop behind him, and I catch him staring at my car from his rearview mirror. As I'm sitting there, I realize 2 things. First, the car has a healthy "lean" to the right. And second, there is an exhaust pipe sticking out of the left side of the car just in front of the rear wheel. What's even more interesting is the fact that his stock exhaust is STILL on the car. :rolleyes:

It's at that moment, his entire car shifts and shakes, and for a moment I think that there is an earthquake in Wisconsin. I then realize that the shaking was from his GINORMOUS girlfriend in the passenger seat. She turned around to look at my car, which I imagine is a feat in and of itself. After all, to take that much weight and twist it around so you can face the opposite direction must take a lot of work. If E=MC^2 then this chick must have more energy than your standard nuclear power plant.

Immediately in my head I think of the Deuce Bigalow movie and "thas a huge b*tch!". The light turns, and the seacow turns back around as she starts giggling. Or eating. Who could really tell at that point. I move over to the left lane, and we get stopped at the next light. I am sorta peeking through my sunglasses, and notice they are both staring at me. Which is kinda creepy. All sorts of crazy thoughts start through my head. Like maybe she eats so much that they can't afford to feed her, so instead they find people and kill them and she eats them. Ok Not RLY.


There are 2 passengers, both male, probably gay, and possibly naked from the waist down so they can enjoy each other's company on their sunday drive.



sorry i thought it was funny, but i live in missouri

and well, that should explain itself

good races, i pick on the lessers too :evillol:

yes, trust me there is more rice here where me and honda troll live than u can imagine....u seriously all u need is a car with a wing and no fart can, and they will rev..i mean kids in vans, trucks, uhaul trucks. they will rev at you. i was reved at by a ford ranger the otherday coming home from work since i took the left green arrow at like 55....it just gets to the point where now you wonder why erone that is fast around here is either sleeper(usually meaning onld civic with swap), a eclipse/talon with a fart can and a boost controller...waiting to blow his engine, or a v8 mustcle car...otherwise you are catagoried into rice......i was reved at by a pontiac bonneville(early 90's) with spinners and a paint job. he also had a wing as well......

the worst car that ive seen is a riced out pontiac gran am early 90s model...had the 2 hood scoop hood spray painted black, big alluminum wing from autozone, fart can from auto zone, the neons, the seat covers, a dragon decal, painted rims /w matching calipers, neon lisence plate surround thing, and a nos sticker on his wheel wells...that was last year....idk what is this years tho, i need a cam....all u need to do is go towards mayfair mall after 7 and you're in rice heaven....the 'real fast' people actually race where im not going to say... but its quite close to me anyway.....

yes, trust me there is more rice here where me and honda troll live than u can imagine....u seriously all u need is a car with a wing and no fart can, and they will rev..i mean kids in vans, trucks, uhaul trucks. they will rev at you. i was reved at by a ford ranger the otherday coming home from work since i took the left green arrow at like 55....it just gets to the point where now you wonder why erone that is fast around here is either sleeper(usually meaning onld civic with swap), a eclipse/talon with a fart can and a boost controller...waiting to blow his engine, or a v8 mustcle car...otherwise you are catagoried into rice......i was reved at by a pontiac bonneville(early 90's) with spinners and a paint job. he also had a wing as well......

the worst car that ive seen is a riced out pontiac gran am early 90s model...had the 2 hood scoop hood spray painted black, big alluminum wing from autozone, fart can from auto zone, the neons, the seat covers, a dragon decal, painted rims /w matching calipers, neon lisence plate surround thing, and a nos sticker on his wheel wells...that was last year....idk what is this years tho, i need a cam....all u need to do is go towards mayfair mall after 7 and you're in rice heaven....the 'real fast' people actually race where im not going to say... but its quite close to me anyway.....

Where do you live I swear I have seen that exact same grand am. I hope you are in the baltimore area or it means they are breeding.....

^no, chiquae & trollie lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, the biggest metro in Wisconsin

oh i have pictures of far worse cars than that. i'll post them later. :D

i wonder if ive seen them b4.....

It sucks that there is more than one of those cars patroling the highways haha.