Well today i was getting ready to leave the school parking lot and then i relized i was on "E" soo im thinking when tada all my troubles were solved i seen a kid named julian ( the king of ricers at my school ) drives a ricer del sol offered to race him loser feels up winners tank with gas ... well lets just say im not on "E" anymore lol woot woot ohh yea it wasnt even a race...i left him start to finish duhhh..

i hope they never learn lol :) and thats how you turn a bad thing (ricers) into a good thing (gas)

Good kill, but based on your typing skills and basic spelling skills, you gotta be the oldest fucking third grader in the world. How the hell do you feel up a gas tank...and not get arrested in the process? Isn't that like, sexual harasment (remember kids, you can't say harasment without saying her ass) or something?

Good kill, but based on your typing skills and basic spelling skills, you gotta be the oldest fucking thrid grader in the world. How the hell do you feel up a gas tank...and not get arressted in the process? Isn't that like, sexual harrasment (remeber kids, you can't say harrasment without saying her ass) or something?

I like how you insult his spelling, and you misspell these words in your paragraph

1)Third
2)arrested
3)harassment
4)remember
5)harassment again

:lol:

I'll agree that I got harassment wrong, but the rest were typing errors. I've never been able to type fast and well at the same time.

well that sounds like a personal problem

good kill, keep feeling up those gas-tanks and don't forget to throw a few mine and cassie's way!

and dude, that sounds like a con-artist thing, you just need to get his girl in on it too, so he thinks has to prove something to her, and then you take her too

julian, where the hell is that name from!?

I still dont get what this has to do with redneck

I still dont get what this has to do with redneck

Fuck all.

Dude is that your car in your sig? you drive the fucking Batmobile, that shit is huge!

i'm assuming that redneck once raced someone for gas money?

Dude is that your car in your sig? you drive the fucking Batmobile, that shit is huge!


:rofl: when I read that.


Really though good job Bandit. Like the other guy said though, next time get his girl.

I think he would have combed his mullet and do a smoke show in the parking lot while listening to motley crue............

I like how you insult his spelling, and you misspell these words in your paragraph

1)Third
2)arrested
3)harassment
4)remember
5)harassment again

:lol:
you mispelled mispell.

you mispelled mispell.

Haha nope. Look it up, http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=misspell

I don't get what it has to do with me... and why it's something I would of done in school.

I'm... just confused in general. I'm going to go style my mullet in the shape of famous Presidents... aqua net rocks.:ylsuper:

i think this proves your idolatry status red

i was just picking on you and always needing gas for your car...didnt mean to make it a big deal...

I didn't know you could style pubes into mullet form...

I didn't know you could style pubes into mullet form...

Yeah... I didn't think so either, till I saw it on CMT*.







*Country Music Television

what a great visual...

pffft I see it everyday.........

what an even better visual...

This was a funny thread, kinda glad I read it.

This doesn't make sense at all, Matty didn't go to school.

I really hate those birds, i always think their bugs when i scroll down

I hate anybody with Corvettes because I don't own one...and Im jealous

I still cant figure out how he spelt fill feel....twice? wow but at least u got some gas...damn that shits expensive

where did hating corvettes come from??

where did Ronald McDonald come from?

Who knows... nobody cares.

where did chuck norris come from

where did chuck norris come from

Chuck Norris came from Mars. Why do you think there's no life on Mars?

Exactly, he's so badass that he took out the entire planet. Let's keep him happy.

what is it with chuck norris and people on this site? *ConFuSeD*

" Fucking Chuck Norris "

Chuck Norris is a god amung insects

or annoying flying birds in signal's case

atleast this thread isnt as bad as the one rice(er) started about redneck.


bandit, i understood your joke the first time...

where did Ronald McDonald come from?

Who knows... nobody cares.

duhhhh he was an ex-employee at burger king......until he got fired from the king him self........he got pissed and wanted to get back at the king so he made his own burger house called the mcdonald house.......thats where he kid napped the kings kids and locked them up in the house for ransome....I dont want to tell the rest of the story cause its sad and it will make you cry....

what is it with chuck norris and people on this site? *ConFuSeD*

" Fucking Chuck Norris "

have you ever seen his movies..............if you have I have nothing more to say......except he is the new bad guy in the third fast and furious movie.....and he could karate chop your arm off just by looking at it.........

The birds will never die.

duhhhh he was an ex-employee at burger king......until he got fired from the king him self........he got pissed and wanted to get back at the king so he made his own burger house called the mcdonald house.......thats where he kid napped the kings kids and locked them up in the house for ransome....I dont want to tell the rest of the story cause its sad and it will make you cry....


:angryfire i always knew that bastard was evil!






on a side note, some of my friends got a chain and a truck and stole a ronald mcdonald out of a play place one time... :lol:

lol...pics?

lol...pics?

haha no i dont have any

oh and did I metion that chuck norris also has mad kung fu grip....... I should know cause I only shook his hand......

I don't get what it has to do with me... and why it's something I would of done in school.

I'm... just confused in general. I'm going to go style my mullet in the shape of famous Presidents... aqua net rocks.:ylsuper:

I knew you HAD A MULLETT!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

GODDDD im hungry...hmmmm racing for food... i can see it now


*Will race for food*

lol....shit i will too, but not on th straights :)

GODDDD im hungry...hmmmm racing for food... i can see it now


*Will race for food*

dont let the internet consume you son.......starving is not your friend......lol