Balls... sig it!

I swear, that "I live on the razors edge" is going to be the new stupider version of the "I live my life one quarter mile at a time" or "we hungry". Dammit, I don't honestly know why but those movies make me hostile.

Thats just on the stupid commercial.. infact in about from when the movie starts to 5 minutes an even dumber line is said compared to the quarter mile quote..

i live my life one quarter-pounder at a time...

i live my life one quarter-pounder at a time...
No no you got that all wrong, I live my life a quarter-pound of Nacho's at a time

Well, I officially hate living in NE Kentucky...I need a new place to live, I'm just going to pack up and move. I need to find a good place now...

Well, I officially hate living in NE Kentucky...I need a new place to live, I'm just going to pack up and move. I need to find a good place now...

How come? And come down to Texas.. they have alot of job openings in the Dallas police now because the guy has fired about 12 policemen for doing crap (getting DUI's, one was even drunk while in the cruiser and another woman was going out with a drug dealer)

Balls... sig it!

This make you happy? :icon16:

How come? And come down to Texas.. they have alot of job openings in the Dallas police now because the guy has fired about 12 policemen for doing crap (getting DUI's, one was even drunk while in the cruiser and another woman was going out with a drug dealer)
Well...how much do they pay?

Well...how much do they pay?
Drug dealers or the police? :)

Drug dealers. That's where the money is at...

Drug dealers. That's where the money is at...

This is how the KC police think? :lol2: Crazy..

Seriously though, any idea what Dallas police earn?

I honestly have no idea.. but they keep getting money from the Dallas Police/Fire donations from Russ Martin (A radio host.. he's really big)

Lex and Terry are better...but that's cool, I'd love to live somewhere warm...Indiana scares me haha!

lol, this vid is great:
http://videos.streetfire.net/hottestvideos/1/A94C3345-D6BB-4D2A-A2E0-17C0C21A1762.htm

Holy Crap, I wish my school bus was that cool as a kid.

Very cool but very old.

Made by yours truly..

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5920/h3wp9zj.th.jpg (http://img218.imageshack.us/my.php?image=h3wp9zj.jpg)

And here's the pics I used to make it.. incase you guys were wondering

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That's pretty cool.

Thanks. It was kind of a bitch to erase all the crap around Master Chief because they blend with him a bit.. I also made it simple because usually on the side of the screens is where your desktop icons go so it fits nicely in the center.

EDIT: Forgot.. feel free to use it as a wallpaper, just remember to tell em who made it! :lol2:

I'm horrible at photoshopping pictures :/

Rally how the hell do you do the thumbnails? I have tried it with imageshack and it never works.

It says thumbnails for forums.

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/79/thumbnails1ne.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
It's the 2nd one, hope that helps!

wow, i know i am off the topic but that is what this whole thig is about but NEVER cook eggs in the microwave!!!!!! holly shit!!!! i was looking at the m through the little glass and BAM!! they blew up!!LOL, So much for that omlet.

I've cooked eggs in the microwave many times....Did you leave them inside the shell or what? How long did you leave them in there? That's funny.

lol, i am still cracking up. I put them in a little plastic microwaveable cup thing and i put a raw egg in there. I cracked the egg and poured it in there and left it in there for about 9 sec watching it and on 10 or 11 sec it went BANG! and blew up,lol. It left one hell of a mess in the damn microwave to! damn it i hate cleaning.

My favorite microwaved food is to cook a potato in there for like 5-6 minutes and cut it up into little pieces and put some butter and seasoned salt on it, then put some bacon bits, then cover it with cheddar cheese. Then heat it all up and melt all the cheese...mmmmmm

me to, but i like brockly and cheese on mine with sour cream!! Waite a min screw that, i am not touching that damn micrwave ever aain!!

lol, i am still cracking up. I put them in a little plastic microwaveable cup thing and i put a raw egg in there. I cracked the egg and poured it in there and left it in there for about 9 sec watching it and on 10 or 11 sec it went BANG! and blew up,lol. It left one hell of a mess in the damn microwave to! damn it i hate cleaning.
Haha, that's too funny. Damn, that's quick to explode too haha.

I've learned to NEVER cook at my mamaw's house. If you touch the light switch and oven at the same time it will shock the piss out of you. It fuckin' hurts...after like 2 or 3 times my whole arm goes numb. The first time it hurts so I try it a 2nd time and then my arm goes numb. After the numbness I try for a 3rd time usually to see if I can feel it...

MY aunt use to cook scrambled eggs in the microwave and claim how good they came out and were better than in a frying pan and I would be like yeah, so good meanwhile I would be forcing my body to swallow them instead of the upchuck reflex that was forming. There are very few foods that should be cooked in a microwave when they can be heated on a stove or in a oven,.The only things I heat use my microwave for are popcorn, baked potato, broccoli & Cheese, frozen diners , bacon and next day left over Chinese food.

Bacon in the microwave? How do you do that? I love bacon that is actually baked in the oven. My dad eats eggs in the microwave all the time. I reheat pizza in the microwave, pizza rolls, baked potatos, nachos, and popcorn.

Does the bacon get crispy or is it not? Anything that isn't cooked until VERY WELL done and crispy in my mind makes me think it's not done. I never order a steak when I go out to eat, they never cook them enough. I cook everything until it's burnt and crispy.

yeah, bacons cooks up nice in the microwave. Just put it in and hit 3 -4 minutes depending on how much you have in there and it will crisp up. Microwaved pizza is gross, it makes the dough all mushy

Do you just put in on a paper towel or wrap it in a paper towel or put in on a plate and cook it or how?

I just put it on a plate and cook. I am sure others may use a paper towel or something but I find just on a plate it cooks in its own fats, which taste better to me but is probably not as good for you.

wow, i know i am off the topic but that is what this whole thig is about but NEVER cook eggs in the microwave!!!!!! holly shit!!!! i was looking at the m through the little glass and BAM!! they blew up!!LOL, So much for that omlet.
When i was like 7 or 8 my dads gf at the time cood eggs in the micro. If fucking blew up all over me. That is why.

Ok lets see if this works. I saw Johns long lost uncle yesterday
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/327/dscn02945ac.th.jpg (http://img143.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscn02945ac.jpg)

He is not a dancin monkey, he is a throw shit and food monkey

When i was like 7 or 8 my dads gf at the time cood eggs in the micro. If fucking blew up all over me. That is why.
That is why what?

I just put it on a plate and cook. I am sure others may use a paper towel or something but I find just on a plate it cooks in its own fats, which taste better to me but is probably not as good for you.
Cool, I'm gonna try it later when I roll my lazy ass out of bed before work.

That is why what?
I would not cook eggs in the micro

Ok lets see if this works. I saw Johns long lost uncle yesterday
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/327/dscn02945ac.th.jpg (http://img143.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscn02945ac.jpg)

He is not a dancin monkey, he is a throw shit and food monkey
:lol: , actually I used that name cause in my drunken days of late teens/early twentys. I use to do this drunken monkey dance to make my friends laugh, so a few people called me Monkey boy. So thats where the dancing monkey comes from incase anyone ever wondered about that.

Edit- I did also have a Horsie dance as well but was more well known for the Monkey.

:lol: , actually I used that name cause in my drunken days of late teens/early twentys. I use to do this drunken monkey dance to make my friends laugh, so a few people called me Monkey boy. So thats where the dancing monkey comes from incase anyone ever wondered about that.
You told me the story one night on Aim. I saw that monkey and the first thing I thought of was you John. Thought that was weird that I thought of someone I never met. Kinda like when I go to 7-11 and see those nasty nachos, I think of Rally...lol

Wow 6, your car is actually kinda cool lookin. That other sig gave me the wrong impression.

And yea nuking eggs is a no no. but if you cut a grape almost in half and zap it, you get a nice pyrotechnic show

Wow 6, your car is actually kinda cool lookin. That other sig gave me the wrong impression.

And yea nuking eggs is a no no. but if you cut a grape almost in half and zap it, you get a nice pyrotechnic show
Thanks! If you put marshmallows in and cook them they get huge and black and smoke a lot...that's about the worst thing I've nuked.

if you put tin-foil in there you get mini lightning! although i wouldn't reccomend this.

pizza in the microwave is tasty, i fact....i think i'll have some for breakfast. being 7:20am here.

Why not put tin foil in it, keep the fire department busy...

What you do is get a paper towel put it in the microwave.. then get a CD and put ontop of the microwave and watch the sparks fly! The CD will come out all cool looking too..

I'd banter, but I just bantered a whole lot somewhere else so I'll say a bit for now and have pictures later.

I didn't know that at E-Town's Supernationals, I'd see more than the professional racers. There was Top Fuel Drags, Funny Cars, Pro stocks, Pro stock bikes, Alcohol Dragsters! Alcohol stocks (favorite) and then around 2:00, I watched stockers, the stock class. The stock class doesn't mean they're stock, it means they're real cars setup for racing. That's OUR SHOW. I watched REAL Yenko S/C with the 396, wait 2 seconds to launch after the other muscle car, and then it got on 2 wheels and shot quicker to the end. What a sound too with those open headers and that engine. More later in a post I guess.

Oh yeah, and I drank budweiser from a plastic bottle XD

Yenkos use 427s.. not 396s.. but thats still pretty crazy.

real 'maros use 845s.

i spent 7 hours today cleaning one car and one motorbike. but damn did they look good..

For part of a physics project in high school my partner and I nuked some blank cds in the school cafeteria... .they turn out pretty cool but the lunch ladies weren't too happy about all the crazy noises commning from the microwave

What you do is get a paper towel put it in the microwave.. then get a CD and put ontop of the microwave and watch the sparks fly! The CD will come out all cool looking too..
Do you mean that you put the CD on top of the paper towel and not on top of the microwave?

Hmm, I make muffin egg and cheese sandwhiches in the micro. :dunno:

And only 3 people voted in the poll?

I'm minutes away from picking up the Iroc. I'm worried about a few things, cost of work, never driven a V8 before, and my dad's intentionally making me worry that it's going to take another day. it passed inspection already sunday but the owner told me to let them keep it till monday. .....Gotta go.

Hang in there, it will all come together. :thumbsup:

Do you mean that you put the CD on top of the paper towel and not on top of the microwave?

Yes..

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Photoshop boredom!