Then you're average dude.. dont worry..

How about "Jims 454" or something like that.

5'9 185, last year was 215

Don't worry Dave you will never be the smallest as long as I'm around :disappoin

5'9 185, last year was 215

30 pounds in one year??? You salad eatin bastard. :grinyes:

Oh, btw. If memory serves me. Korndogg is like 5'11 and 135lb. So your not even the lightest per height.

Mr.Luos's breath smells like FormulaLT1's exhaust :thefinger
Your exhaust smells like beer?

Jesus man, you must be a twig.. I got a friend who is 5'10-11 and he weighs about 170-190.. all muscle and that guy looks skinny.

So you're saying 170 and 5'10 is a 'good' skinny. I'll keep that in mind. I know i know, i'm working on it, but It really helped when I worked at Lowes and then starting working on my own cars. It's a steady process.

btw that beer exhaust comment, I never saw that coming :grinno:

I guess so.. but he has a little bit of fat. I do though have a friend though who weighs 105 or so and he is pure muscle.. he has 0% body fat.

30 pounds in one year??? You salad eatin bastard. :grinyes:

I love salad, it's the main thing i eat. I actually lost 30lbs within a month cuz i got sick and wouldn't eat. from there on out i just kept eating healthy and still do to this day.

Well I guess I might as well as reply to my diss too..


Rally's breath smells like a case of low fat cheesecake (low fat doesn't mean eat a case lard ass :grinno: )


Yes it does, because why would it be low fat? Since it's low fat you gotta eat as much as it takes to equal one.. :D

Well I guess I might as well as reply to my diss too..

Yes it does, because why would it be low fat? Since it's low fat you gotta eat as much as it takes to equal one.. :D

RIGHT ON MY FAT BROTHER!!!! :thumbsup: :ylsuper: That's the way I see it.

5'8'' 200ish will be 180ish once summer rolls around again..... and salad is awesome.... thats all I ate last summer..... McDonalds Bacon Ranch Salad is where it's at....

I love salad, it's the main thing i eat. I actually lost 30lbs within a month cuz i got sick and wouldn't eat. from there on out i just kept eating healthy and still do to this day.

MEh... Salad's ok but I gotta eat 73 of them to get full.

5'8'' 200ish will be 180ish once summer rolls around again..... and salad is awesome.... thats all I ate last summer..... McDonalds Bacon Ranch Salad is where it's at....

Dude... F that... Cheesteak is where it's at. And I'm ont talking no damned McDonald's mustang road killed cheesesteak either.

I would eat salad but I just love meat.. and somehow the meat ends up between 2 buns and for some other damned reason it comes wrapped around a package that either says McDonalds or Jack In the Box on it.

i stopped eating fried food for so long that if I do now, my system rejects it.

Rally, it's a good thing you don't live near me. We'd be a couple of beer drinkin, burger eatin, fat-assed, maro driving slackers. Probably sit on lawn chairs a busy intersections, with a huge bag o cheesesteaks, doritos and a cooler of beer, casting aspersions at the top of our lungs (through half chewed cheesesteaks mind you) at any and all Ford that pass in front of us. After about 3 hours they'd have to get a crane to pull us out of there because 58 cheeseburgers has the nutritional value of a lump of dirt and I'd convince you that to get our RDA of proper vitamins and minerals....

i stopped eating fried food for so long that if I do now, my system rejects it.

Dude... even like... cheesesteaks??? How can you live without eating a cheesesteak???

We need to call in a priest and have your stomach exorcised.

I can tell you one thing, my stomach ever tries to reject a cheesesteak and I'm having it's ass removed.

Rally, it's a good thing you don't live near me. We'd be a couple of beer drinkin, burger eatin, fat-assed, maro driving slackers. Probably sit on lawn chairs a busy intersections, with a huge bag o cheesesteaks, doritos and a cooler of beer, casting aspersions at the top of our lungs (through half chewed cheesesteaks mind you) at any and all Ford that pass in front of us. After about 3 hours they'd have to get a crane to pull us out of there because 58 cheeseburgers has the nutritional value of a lump of dirt and I'd convince you that to get our RDA of proper vitamins and minerals....

:rofl: That made me almost spill my drink.

lol, i'd prolly implode if i ate one.

6'1 350 - 360 or so

philly cheese steaks are the best :)

wtf is cheese steak? i dunno....but im pretty sure i dont like it....and i think its funny rally said he likes the meat

Dude... even like... cheesesteaks??? How can you live without eating a cheesesteak???

We need to call in a priest and have your stomach exorcised.

I can tell you one thing, my stomach ever tries to reject a cheesesteak and I'm having it's ass removed.
Cheesesteaks around here are so effin dry! Pretty much all the cheese steaks ive had have made me gag for water

philly cheese steaks are the best :)

Can you believe Geno's stomach would not accept such a wonderful thing as a Philly cheesesteak??? We're gonna have to tie him up and force feed him cheesesteaks until his stomach straightens up and flies right. What the hell is wrong with that thing??? The Philly cheesesteak is like... all the food groups rolled into one, blessed by the pope, prescribed by the surgeon general, and the future of our society depends on it. Had God the chance to redo the whole apple tree thing, I am absolutely certain that he would have surrounded that friggin apple tree with tons of cheesesteaks and beer. We would no longer have the problems we do today. Adam and Eve would have set down, looked at the apple, laughed in unison and said... WTF???? and tossed it in the trash. Then they would have eaten like 34 cheesesteaks and drank a case of beer each, screwed like rabbits, told pull-my-finger type fart jokes and smoked and talked about Camaros and hummers until the wee hours of the morning. (Which come to think of it is probably the reason society is the way it is today... because women, after like a million years, still deny that they fart, even if you're the only onther person in the room).

Anyway ... Geno's stomach feels the need to be "different." I'll bet it might change it's mind if it knew there was a famous cheesesteak place name "GENO'S."

Man, my stomach gets all excited for just the left over cheese and grease on the damn paper they wrap 'em in.

it's a big slab of grease in between a grease soaked bun.

don't get me wrong, i've had them before, they're great, i'd just never dare eat one now.

i stopped eating fried food for so long that if I do now, my system rejects it.
I was like that this summer and I felt great... lost like 30 lbs.... I wish I stuck with that.... you could just look at junk food and it wouldnt even look appetizing

hmmm...i'm gonna be on the hunt for one tomorrow

I would too but I have no idea where they are sold.

I would too but I have no idea where they are sold.

me either...but if those fatties eat enough to get fat from them they must be good :dunno:

IMPORTANT: where sells cheese steaks?

Where? I think you mean who..

Well I dont know if I posted these before.. but if I did post em in the last banter thread im posting them again so tough luck :icon16:

This was when it sleeted in Texas.. a while back in December

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The last ones are kinda shaky because I was litterally slipping when I was taking the pic and trying to hurry up as well since the damn mall security guy was coming around and I didnt want the damn yellow light reflecting off the Monte Carlo.

Looks cold as hell to me

Yeah it was pretty cold that day.. I remember I had to yank my door open because it was stuck.

Don't worry Dave you will never be the smallest as long as I'm around :disappoin

you're right, i feel so much better now :icon16:

you're right, i feel so much better now :icon16:
Why don't you two just get a friggin room

there is no thrill in getting a room with a guy who has hamster sized genitals... LOL

there is no thrill in getting a room with a guy who has hamster sized genitals... LOL
Thats true...lol

Where? I think you mean who..

nvm....i dont want one anymore....my mom said that they have like visible fat in them....thats sooo gross

wtf is cheese steak? i dunno....but im pretty sure i dont like it....and i think its funny rally said he likes the meat

DUDE! You've NEVER heard of a cheesesteak???? And you're a cop???

You need to get out Kentucky more often. You buys make good whiskey, but you must eat mutton and gruel.

You had to have heard of a damned cheesesteak, didn't you go to college... and they didn't have them there???

Wait, you're next to Ohio / Cincinnati, right??? You guys must have that NASTY chili served over pasta....

You need to come to Philly and learn how to eat.

nvm....i dont want one anymore....my mom said that they have like visible fat in them....thats sooo gross

So... You've never eaten a steak that has a little fat in it??? Maybe Kentucky ain't that bad after all. If you get a cheesesteak that has huge lumps of fat in it, you're getting one from the wrong place.

FYI - Steak with NO fat whatsoever is called DOG FOOD. It's too tough to eat. That's why Veal is an extremely expensive meat - you Don't see 100 year old, skinny as a rail Bulls lined up at a slaughter house! Expensive meat is so because it takes more food and attention (thus higher costs) to produce a better grade of meat...

Great... Now I'm hungry again.

Oh and by the way... the only Place to get a REAL cheesesteak is Philly, NYC is a semi-close second... every place else totally sucks. Florida, South Carolina, Ohio, California, Montana, Wyoming, Vermont ... you guys wouldn't know a cheesesteak if it fell out of the sky on a golden platter when an ice cold Fosters sitting net to it. Joking but there's truth in it... They've actually done studies on it... The Philadelphia Cheeseteak is unrivaled.

thats gross...i hate eating fat....
rally here are the pics...sorry they are horrible...i dont know why the lighting sucked so bad, but here they are...i'll try again soon
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DUDE! You've NEVER heard of a cheesesteak???? And you're a cop???

You need to get out Kentucky more often. You buys make good whiskey, but you must eat mutton and gruel.

You had to have heard of a damned cheesesteak, didn't you go to college... and they didn't have them there???

Wait, you're next to Ohio / Cincinnati, right??? You guys must have that NASTY chili served over pasta....

You need to come to Philly and learn how to eat.

haha....at college all they have is giovannis....yeah im up near cincy....i hate chili......they sound good, just cant find one

lol, you dont see fat, its covered by the cheese and peppers and onions, and what ever else you might want on in

yeah but biting into the fat and it squishes between your teeth and is chewy and stringy.....eww...i wont eat ham cos you can see the fat in it....when i get a steak i get it cooked black, til it is like "dog food" lol....i cant stand the thought of food not being cooked completley and i cut all the fat off of everything....

Like I said... if you get a cheesesteak and there's lumps of fat and shit in it, you're in the wrong place... drop it and run!

Oh and for the record... Philly Cheesesteak is: Roll, Steak, Cheesewhiz, Fried Onions. Nothing else qualifies.

when i get a steak i get it cooked black, til it is like "dog food" lol....i cant stand the thought of food not being cooked completley and i cut all the fat off of everything....

Well you shouldn't eat under cooked meat anyway, but burnt kinda ruins the meat, might as well eat beefy jerky. Whenever I've gotten a "blackened" steak, it's still pink on the inside. Do you actually ask for a "burnt steak"???

And if you're a person that enjoys chewing on lumps of fat and gristle, then you're one sick bastard, you know? And you'll probably be dead in like 2 years... that shit will clog up an artery faster than dry-lock.

Heh, I hate fat in steaks and crap too.. but I dont like it black like the cop does.. I like it medium or whatever and yeah I dont eat the fat.

People, if you are bored.. THAT IS NOW A THING OF THE PAST. Thanks to our friend Igor, and me because I come from the COT part of the forum as your extension there..

Anyway have fun and try to beat my high scores! :D

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/arcade.php

That is so awesome. I wonder if I can edit scores there :icon16:

SWEEEEEEEEEETTTTT!!! AF Has Games!

Thanks for f'ing up my studying AF!!

The best cheesesteak I've had is when I'm shooting a match or at the Olympic Training Center to train, they have some KICK ASS food there, and occasionally they are making cheesesteak's, omg, those are GOOOOOOD!

I just love meat.. and somehow the meat ends up between 2 buns.


eww

and if you have a Hooters nearby, then you have cheesesteaks nearby.

eww

This is coming from the guy who only likes to have his salad tossed with ranch dressing.. :grinno:

i wont eat at hooters....my ex girlfriends dad used to take me to hooters all the time and one time i got some fries and at the bottom was a chicken feather cooked in with the fries :/ soooo nasty......i'll make my girlfriend go eat there with me so i can get a cheese steak tho! and yep when i ask for a steak i ask for it burned! its gotta be brown all the way through, if it's not completley done i wont eat it!

Hooters is alright.. I would say its great because there's of course hot chicks there, but if you've seen one you seen em all.

Hooters is alright.. I would say its great because there's of course hot chicks there, but if you've seen one you seen em all.

yeah i agree......i like them all tho lol

Have you guys heard about the Michael Jackson special at McDonald's?














































It's a 40 year old piece of meat between two ten year old buns.....lol