We all have days when we sometimes bite off more than we can chew, whether it be a race with a car, or an argument we know we can't win. But sometimes, it's even funnier when you watch someone else putting their size 10 in their mouth. That would be the case tonight.

There isn't really anything I can say about the SRT4 that hasn't already been said. I'm sure many of you know I can't stand those f*cking pieces of sh*t. I think my reason for that is two-fold. First, it contributes to the 1/4 mile mentality this country has. Particularly because this car can be afforded by young, wet behind the ears, immature teenagers. And considering, compared to cars in its class, the car can't handle for crap on a road course or auto-x, it's real purpose is straightline speed. Cheap and easy. Kind of like a 2 dollar whore.

My second reason is the fact that just about everyone I've come across that owns one, seems to think it's God's gift to young, wet behind the ears, immature teenagers. These are the kids who have seen way too much fast and furious, never mind the fact that even TFNTF said the neon was too crappy to put in their movie.

Anyways, I'm getting off track, and I could probably write forever on the faults and crappyness of that car, but let's get onto the ownage.

While driving on the freeway, an SRT4 came flying up an on ramp, and cut into traffic like a dumb b*tch. Meanwhile I had a Honda Odyssey go flying past me pretty good in the left lane, only to get hung up by traffic. I know you're wondering WTF are you talking about, but you'll see where the worlds collide in a second.

The SRT4 makes his way to the middle lane, and then once again, pulls a b*tch move and cuts off the minivan. I move in behind the minivan, and they pick up speed to about 75mph. I'm sorta following them through traffic for a bit, and we get up to a highway split. Both cars go the same way I do. And that's when it happens.

With no traffic ahead, the minivan moves over to the right lane, next to the SRT4. The SRT4 downshifts, and starts doing that jerking thing where he taps the throttle. The kid then extends his arm and gives a nice big finger to the minivan, and he floors it. And so does the minivan. It's at that point, that the SRT4 gets skewered like a f*cking pig. Owned harder than Peyton Manning in every post-season he's ever played. The minivan BURIES the SRT4. It's the fastest flipping minivan I have ever seen personally in my life. This thing took off like an LS1 on speed, leaving the butt hurt SRT4 way in its wake.

Sometimes when you play with the bull, you get the horns.

you sure it was an srt4?

yeah cause i know they make an SXT that has Dual exhaust, the wing, and a 15 inch version of the SRt4 rims.

If it was an srt4, i really want to know what was done to that minivan

1st off Odesseys are 15 sec vans so they'll Prolly Bury You buddy.
2nd that's Karma for ya buddy
3rd. there is no need to call and SRT-4 a Piece of shit.. and just for the record I CAN AutoX my SRT-4 so before passing judgement on a car you should pass judgement on its driver.

i notice a lot of S2000 drivers like to pull the "holier than thou" act a lot. as if the S2000 had no shortcomings. *cough* 150 lbs of tq *cough*

so drifty that means my odessey can beat you, lets go test it, i'll turn the traction off.:icon16:

Sounds like Matt should band this geek!

btw your post was completely wrong dude. the SRT-4 is an excellent car in the autoX, it rules the drag strip and owns in the time attack. It even beat Evos and STIs in the american rally. thats right hommie FWD killed a couple of AWD overpriced 4-bangers.

its the best car in its class, so much that no other car in its class can even touch it at any level of compettition. It has to go fight with bigger cars like the CamaroZ28, Mustang GT, Evos, STIs, 350Z, ect...
so where you get you info is beyond me. You give all honda drivers a bad name! (and they still wonder why we all hate hondas!)

that car was NOT an SRT-4 just and SXT with the SRT visual package (look it up at www.dodge.com)

Yeah I second what Musashi said!!

He sounds kinda like that dude who got banned earlier who thought his grand am was the shit. Digital quirk i think

209 is going to love this post!!! :rofl:

ignorance is bliss.

hey buddy, whens the last time anything but straight line speed mattered in a street race. this isnt F&F like you might want it to be. get off your high horse. apparently with your other posts ovals are straight. its the same fucking thing as a road course, has straights and corners, and every track is different.

so i hope you have fun street racing your s2k around corners, next time why dont you use your massive torque to get some oversteer and spin into a river.

He's just mad because he spent more and got smoked by a SRT4.

^exactly what I was thinking!

yeah cause i know they make an SXT that has Dual exhaust, the wing, and a 15 inch version of the SRt4 rims.

If it was an srt4, i really want to know what was done to that minivan

I agree, it had to be an SXT. Even with one of those I still would be wondering about what that minivan had. But a minivan pulling away from even a stock SRT4? That minivan would have some very serious mods done to it for that to happen.

1st off Odesseys are 15 sec vans so they'll Prolly Bury You buddy.
2nd that's Karma for ya buddy
3rd. there is no need to call and SRT-4 a Piece of shit.. and just for the record I CAN AutoX my SRT-4 so before passing judgement on a car you should pass judgement on its driver.
it was a modded minivan. FI i'd imagine. ever seen the 12 second caravan club?

you may be able to auto-x your SRT4, but get against any decent drivers in D-stock, and you won't be finding yourself on the podium.

you sure it was an srt4?yup. definitely an SRT4. this minivan would have toasted me almost as badly.

i notice a lot of S2000 drivers like to pull the "holier than thou" act a lot. as if the S2000 had no shortcomings. *cough* 150 lbs of tq *cough*
every car has its shortcomings. fortunately for my uses, 153lb/ft is all it needs. amazingly enough, with that mere 153lb/ft it can still perform incredibly well in road course, and auto-x.

and it can still manage a high 13 second pass in stock form. not bad, considering cars like the mustang GT need twice as much torque to do the same.

yup. definitely an SRT4. this minivan would have toasted me almost as badly.

when you say almost as badly, what time do u run 1/4, and are you stock?

Sounds like Matt should band this geek!

btw your post was completely wrong dude. the SRT-4 is an excellent car in the autoX, dear god I hope you're kidding. the ACR is a mediocre D-stock performer. if you think the SRT4 is somehow better in D-stock, please explain. unless of course coming in the bottom half of the placings in championship results counts as "excellent". get any decent drivers behind the wheel, and it can't hold a candle to the other cars in D-stock.

it rules the drag strip and owns in the time attack. It even beat Evos and STIs in the american rally. thats right hommie FWD killed a couple of AWD overpriced 4-bangers. driver driver driver driver driver driver. oh yeah. driver.

and yes, it's good in the 1/4 mile. quite good actually.


its the best car in its class, so much that no other car in its class can even touch it at any level of compettition. only in a straight line.
It has to go fight with bigger cars like the CamaroZ28, Mustang GT, Evos, STIs, 350Z, ect... again in a straight line. and even then, the LS1's are a force to be reckoned with at any level. same with the STi and EVO. mod for mod, there's no comparison.

so where you get you info is beyond me.i ask you the same question.
You give all honda drivers a bad name! (and they still wonder why we all hate hondas!) unfortunately you're doing the same for the SRT4.

that car was NOT an SRT-4 just and SXT with the SRT visual package (look it up at www.dodge.com)
sorry, it was an SRT4. but again, the minivan would have smoked me almost as easily. the point of the story was that the SRT4 owner bit off more than he could chew.

more fast minivans:
http://videos.streetfire.net/Player.aspx?fileid=505DCE99-31CF-4684-BA09-B9A310799B9E&p=3

http://www.turbovan.net/van.html

when you say almost as badly, what time do u run 1/4, and are you stock?
13.3-13.6 depending on how im doing that day. lol. and no i'm not stock.

have fun street racing your s2k around corners, next time why dont you use your massive torque to get some oversteer and spin into a river.
did you come up with that all your own? holy cow, i mean really, the torque remark was truly a masterful original.

I agree, it had to be an SXT. Even with one of those I still would be wondering about what that minivan had. But a minivan pulling away from even a stock SRT4? That minivan would have some very serious mods done to it for that to happen.
the minivan was modded enough to pull away from me easily. which means it wouldn't surprise me that it had no problem with a stock SRT4.

By this time i wouldve just stopped posting stuff, if you have to respond to every quote cause people disagree with you (I agree with them...) just stop and make another thread where either A) you get your ass handed to by an srt-4 or B) you kick the crap out of one,with a vid to prove it, and shut everyone up.

But from my experience it will most likely be A.

what mods do u have?

it was a modded minivan. FI i'd imagine. ever seen the 12 second caravan club?

you may be able to auto-x your SRT4, but get against any decent drivers in D-stock, and you won't be finding yourself on the podium.


bet u i will find my self on the podium. ive KILLED s2k drivers on straights, turns, and even Through cones Homie so go suck on your own lug nuts!:lol:

By this time i wouldve just stopped posting stuff, if you have to respond to every quote cause people disagree with you (I agree with them...) just stop and make another thread where either A) you get your ass handed to by an srt-4 or B) you kick the crap out of one,with a vid to prove it, and shut everyone up.

But from my experience it will most likely be A.
from my experience, it's generally B. i've lost to a few modded ones, but they are few and far between. unfortunately (or fortunately depending on how you look at it) i dont live in a "mod happy" state.

what mods do u have?i/e and 4.57 gearset.

bet u i will find my self on the podium. ive KILLED s2k drivers on straights, turns, and even Through cones Homie so go suck on your own lug nuts!:lol:i can drive a yugo through a road course or auto-x track faster than my mom can drive a corvette, so does that mean the yugo is faster?

feel free to point out some regional or championship level auto-x results with your name on them where you "beat" S2000's. (which is an even greater feat since you can't directly compete with them since they're in A-stock and you're in D-stock)

and beyond that, please "prove me wrong" by showing me where you competed at a championship level and even ended up in the top 3 of the D-stock class.

I'm willing to bet you're one of those wet-behind-the-ears immature kids I was talking about in my post, and so, to try to save some of your ego, your responses are that of your typical "no im not" "yes you are" argument that a 5 year old would have.

i can drive a yugo through a road course or auto-x track faster than my mom can drive a corvette, so does that mean the yugo is faster?

feel free to point out some regional or championship level auto-x results with your name on them where you "beat" S2000's. (which is an even greater feat since you can't directly compete with them since they're in A-stock and you're in D-stock)

and beyond that, please "prove me wrong" by showing me where you competed at a championship level and even ended up in the top 3 of the D-stock class.

I'm willing to bet you're one of those wet-behind-the-ears immature kids I was talking about in my post, and so, to try to save some of your ego, your responses are that of your typical "no im not" "yes you are" argument that a 5 year old would have.

ok sack of crap how about you shut it and just run me...oh wait YOU cant cuz you cant HANG!!!

I can prolly even skool you with a Yugo so yo put it

hey honda troll dont mess with musashi, drifty anybody like that you damn troll they are 10X the racers youll ever be. But since you think that since they dont run little road races with there mom that makes you the better racer. But race drifty and see or better yet race me and my avenger i bet i'll beat your lame talking ass with an auto and no low end torque. oh and but i am wet behind the ears so dont try to insult me by saying it to me either

^ haha, how exactly are u gonna beat an S2k with an avenger?

ok sack of crap how about you shut it and just run me...oh wait YOU cant cuz you cant HANG!!!
let me know when you get old enough to see over the steering wheel. ;)

hey honda troll dont mess with musashi, drifty anybody like that you damn troll they are 10X the racers youll ever be. But since you think that since they dont run little road races with there mom that makes you the better racer. But race drifty and see or better yet race me and my avenger i bet i'll beat your lame talking ass with an auto and no low end torque. oh and but i am wet behind the ears so dont try to insult me by saying it to me eitheri lost IQ points reading what you said. i think there was an insult in there somewhere, but I don't speak "ricer".

^ haha, how exactly are u gonna beat an S2k with an avenger?
didn't you know that all avengers have a secret button you push and they get 500hp?

i mean come on honda have you been told off enough in one post? or is it just cuz you like to be dominated by people who have beaten s2ks with srt's? so why dont you just run one of the guys on here that have a srt?

honda troll, I don't appreicate somebody coming into my forum just to start trouble. Which, is just what you did.

You came in with the intent of flaming SRT4's cause you hate them and their drivers. And when somebody steps up to give their opinion, SRT4 owner or not, you flame back.

:nono:

How about we see you in a week?... Awesome.


And the rest of you, next time somebody like this comes in looking for trouble. Don't give them the time of day, don't post. It only gives them what they want, which is a reason to argue on the internet like a bunch of 13 year olds after a bad match of Counter strike.

C'mon guys... use your heads.