So I was driving my Cobalt around Phoenix International Raceway, abusing myself, and staring up at the nine planets in our galaxy, when I thought, HEY!

If I installed a new Zyklon-BLT controller chip and hooked it up to a ST534QFAF NO2 rocket engine with Shader 3, I could fly to Mars in my Cobalt! OMG LOZL

WOW that is the most retarded thing I have ever read in my life.