SO, this first kill I meant to post a while back, when I got back from St. Louis, but I didn't get a chance becuase my computer shat on me (no really, it did. It got up and pood on my leg), and I can only get online once or twice a day in the library.

So the first kill was against an Chevy Lumina, not sure of the year, but not the current one. Me, my girlfriend, and her friend from highschool were heading out to a haunted house. Let me tell ya'll something about St. Louis...they got some of the best damed highways for racing or just going fast...wide, 3-4 lane, good lay down....very nice.

Anyways, we were off the main highway, and on like, a farmers road or whatever you would call it (two lanes either way, lights every mile or so, well lit, stores and such off the main drive) when I see a set of headlights pulling up on me. Not to fast, but comming kinda hard. I drop it down, thinking hey, its late, saturday, just maybe, and punch it a bit so that when he gets next to me, I'd be pacing him. Well, he puls up, paces me for all of half a second, and then takes off. So I, with me "the whole world is traying to race me" mindset, punch hit, real him in, and shoot past him pretty fast. I take it up to 90 (light traffic, and the road is pretty wide), and let off. At the next light, he rolls up next to me, and is shouting something. I'm ignoring it, but my girlfriend rolls down her window to see what he's saying. He looks over at me and said, "Your lucky I was taking it easy on her". I looked over at this, but before I could talk shit back, my girlfriend goes, "Yeah, well why don't you stop being a pussy and race?"

The guy gets kinda mad at this, and revs it kinda hard. I roll up the window, and rev back. I brake tq it up to about 1500, give or take, just to have a bit of power, and whne the light goes green, I drop it all the way. We both take off, and I had DSC/TC off, so I got a bit of wheel spin. We are at doors, maybe me with a nose, till about 35/40, then I start pulling on him pretty hard. I run it all the way up to 100, then let off, and hit the flashers just to drive the nail in the coffin. At the next light, my girlfriend and her freind were pointing and laughing, and I was just chillin. He wouldn't pull up next to me.

The next race happened yesterday on my way back from work. I was thirsty, so I pulled into MickeyD's to get a drink, and notice the car in next me has a fart can (It has two drive through lanes). I look it over, and nearly shat myself. I think the guy saw this, becuase he reved at me and nodded in my direction (Note: I near shat myself laughing so hard).

It was an ultra rare car though, one I doubt anyone here has raced. It was a beautiful (warn out and ugly) shade of British Racing Green, with Custom white (painted hub caps) wheels, and stickers boasting his tens of thousands of dollars worth of mods.

You may be asking what car was this I was soon to run? It was non other than a four door Cavalier. But not just any cavalier, no. It was a Cavalier....




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R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I was in awe of his presence, and thanksed the all holy lord god of blood kali that we were able to line up at the next light. He reved again, and I looked over, and reved back. He gave me the thumbs up, and when the light went green, we both punched it. His massive earth spinning tourqe ended up spinning the earth so fast that it pushed me a few bus lengths up to 100 before I let off...He, like the lumina guy, wouldn't pull up next to me.

His massive earth spinning tourqe ended up spinning the earth so fast that it pushed me a few bus lengths up to 100 before I let off...

Hahah. Good work.

girlfriend goes, "Yeah, well why don't you stop being a pussy and race?"

dont' let me meet her, i'd have to take her from you

awesome slow car races...man i never get that, those GTR Cavalier's are rare dude they got like 28hp or soemthign especially w/ the 6.0323l 1cyl. engine

hahahahah

I was wondering where your bitch ass has been on aim chu whore =P

this post rules.

lol...i know there isn't a such thing as a gtr cavi, but what does toyota call their best Cavalier in japan, or is the bomex site wrong?

lol...i know there isn't a such thing as a gtr cavi, but what does toyota call their best Cavalier in japan, or is the bomex site wrong?

hm??? toyota dont make cavaliers, you can buy a gtr emblem at autozone or something, i saw some couple days ago, put that on any car and instant 50 hp.....

hm??? toyota dont make cavaliers, you can buy a gtr emblem at autozone or something, i saw some couple days ago, put that on any car and instant 50 hp.....

Wow.....you know you've got to stop using the internet when you're getting clowned on by rice(er).

Wow.....you know you've got to stop using the internet when you're getting clowned on by rice(er).

:lol: :lol:

hm??? toyota dont make cavaliers, you can buy a gtr emblem at autozone or something, i saw some couple days ago, put that on any car and instant 50 hp.....

How about you go research something, before you go spouting off, genius.

http://toyota-cavalier.u-car.biz/

Anywhere outside of the US, Canada and Mexico IIRC, the Cavalier is a Toyota.

i diddnt think so..i dont think im gettin clowned on by rice(er). half the time i have to go into lets watch F&F to try and make out what s/he says to make any sence....ill show a link to it. i think the bomex site is wrong.... http://www.bomexaero.com/bomexaero/mtoyota/mltoyota.htm

i diddnt think so..i dont think im gettin clowned on by rice(er). half the time i have to go into lets watch F&F to try and make out what s/he says to make any sence....ill show a link to it. i think the bomex site is wrong.... http://www.bomexaero.com/bomexaero/mtoyota/mltoyota.htm

You're not.....I think that was just his best attempt at a clowning and it backfired to kick him in the face. At least he almost composed an entire sentence......completely incorrect use of most of the wording, but almost what I would consider somewhat legible.

hm??? toyota dont make cavaliers, you can buy a gtr emblem at autozone or something, i saw some couple days ago, put that on any car and instant 50 hp.....

Damn you just got owned HARD.

Damn you just got owned HARD.

DID HE!!!!!!!!!!!

that is a good question what would the top of the line cavi be called......

that is a good question what would the top of the line cavi be called......
the sir-prance-a-lot

How about you go research something, before you go spouting off, genius.

http://toyota-cavalier.u-car.biz/

Anywhere outside of the US, Canada and Mexico IIRC, the Cavalier is a Toyota.

like i said, Toyota dont make the cavalier, the cavaliers that were sold in Japan (96-99) were basically just a beef up US version and REBADGE as a toyota and tuned up with a body kit, lil more power, etc. due to less restrictions. This is no surprise as GM and toyota have relations for more than 20 yrs, toyota and the cavalier should never be spoken in a same sentence again. :disappoin

i'm confused...this makes no relevance to the original post whatsoever anymore

cassie...i just need to break my clutch in and we'll be good to go again

You'd still probably beat my ass. Oh well, I dun mind holding down the 15s. Someone's gotta do it!

like i said, Toyota dont make the cavalier, the cavaliers that were sold in Japan (96-99) were basically just a beef up US version and REBADGE as a toyota and tuned up with a body kit, lil more power, etc. due to less restrictions. This is no surprise as GM and toyota have relations for more than 20 yrs, toyota and the cavalier should never be spoken in a same sentence again. :disappoin

GTFO.

You'd still probably beat my ass. Oh well, I dun mind holding down the 15s. Someone's gotta do it!

o0o yeah cassie i forgot to mention you should go check the m3 over at columbia car classics (I-70dr.) b/t show-me's and olive garden, it looks hella nice got a lip and everything, then i hope you'll be able to beat me for sure

o0o yeah cassie i forgot to mention you should go check the m3 over at columbia car classics (I-70dr.) b/t show-me's and olive garden, it looks hella nice got a lip and everything, then i hope you'll be able to beat me for sure

And a hella nice carbon fiber rear trunk lip, mirrors, and Eismann exhaust. I think it also might have an intake. I check it out every time I drive by...

me tooooo :D