I was headed to the beach on Firday and came to a stop light right before you hop on the highway. you gotta wait for the light, turn left and get on the on ramp. a Black Audi A4 pulls up beside me on my right.
as the light goes green I start to take off and turn left, the audi screams past me and almost nails her rear to my front bumper (the two lanes merge into one up ahead)
I was a shocked but since I was still in 1st I hammer it. I managed to wedge my nose next to her, trying to pass on her right now.
I held 1st till I was right behind her door and kicked it into second at around 5000rpm. second kicks in low but still matching her speed. at about 5500 rpms I was neck and neck, look over and its a very attractive young girl with short curly brown hair. I didnt want to redline cause I had been driving all day so I kick it to third and BOOYAAH, I'm gone. almost immediately I pulled a whole car length, I took it up to 6000rpms and threw forth in slowly. I was already a good 4 cars ahead so I just threw fifth and dropped revs and cruised along calmly. she sped by me, not even a thums up! man, women are so rude!

about 15 minutes later a silver Jetta 1.8T gets on my ass. talk about tailgating, all I could see was this nerd's yellow teeth shining though his winshield.
I pulled to the left lane to let him pass, he speeds up to get next to me and as he is passing gives me a "looser" sign. :loser:

again, I was shocked! I dropped from fifth to 3rd and took off, I didnt bother to look over to see if I was passing him or not or how fats I was smoking him, I just kept going looking at the road in front of me and my tach, I took her up to 130mph and shut down slowly, I looked back but didnt see him, I guess he got off at a ramp back there.
EEERRRRR wrong, about 3 miles later he catches back up to me and signals me to put my window down.

"is that a VR-4 ?"
NO, I scream back at him
"Oh, you did a turbo swap?"
NO.....STOCK.
"then how come.......
I interupted him ,

CAUSE YOUR A FUCKING LOOSER!

and I took off again!


I ran into a green V6 auto Mustang too with a body kit but I'm not gonna mention that race. I think it was a fake mustang, I didnt see the rear tires smoke so my suspisions where not confirmed. :cwm27:

mad poonage

i love it.

"is that a VR-4 ?"
NO, I scream back at him
"Oh, you did a turbo swap?"
NO.....STOCK.
"then how come.......
I interupted him ,

CAUSE YOUR A FUCKING LOOSER!

and I took off again!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Mad R3spects 4 tha 3kgt sl

I think it was a fake mustang, I didnt see the rear tires smoke so my suspisions where not confirmed. :cwm27:

LMFAO!!!

Good kills, and way to put that ricer in his place man!

I ran into a green V6 auto Mustang too with a body kit but I'm not gonna mention that race. I think it was a fake mustang, I didnt see the rear tires smoke so my suspisions where not confirmed. :cwm27:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: lol good call

"is that a VR-4 ?"
NO, I scream back at him
"Oh, you did a turbo swap?"
NO.....STOCK.
"then how come.......
I interupted him ,

CAUSE YOUR A FUCKING LOOSER!

fucking win!!!

that sounds so much like somthing I would do.

:evillol:

Great read though I'm glad to see your back and writing kills

Hahahah, good stuff!

:lol: your an ass

I ran into a green V6 auto Mustang too with a body kit but I'm not gonna mention that race. I think it was a fake mustang, I didnt see the rear tires smoke so my suspisions where not confirmed. :cwm27:

:owned: Really to your whole post, but especially this portion of it.

Lol, that poor kid probably went home and cried in his room, hahah.