uh oh...I think I opened up a new can of worms. Lets not start the blatent Neon bashing right now. Just an innocent jab at them from time to time will suffice... :grinyes:

hrmmm..........super sleeper crew?......meh, we'll see....as far as the neon bashing goes...it served it's purpose well as a cheap as hell economy car....so i guess i have no problem with it except that it's almost as ugly as a focus....lol.....focus bashing anyone?

http://www.wreckedexotics.com/newphotos/bad/bad553.shtml

Welcome to the fate of all 16 year old SRT owners.

http://www.wreckedexotics.com/newphotos/bad/bad553.shtml

Welcome to the fate of all 16 year old SRT owners.


Ouch...

Man, "Crews" are soooo last season :loser:

:grinno:


I agree with what young said earlier. I mean, a couple thousand Hondas get killed a day. I got no beef with anyone slaying a Honda. The joke is actually on whoever races one. Cause in reality, you beat a 17 sec car, and for some reason, those that do win, seem to be proud of that fact. Things have changed since my days, it's a crazy world.


:lol2: You just made that sound like you're a geezer or something.

My "just a neon" is faster than everyone in this whole threads cars. I may just be driving a neon..but you just got beat by a neon. Well, that's if you're bold enough to run me. Most people admit to being scared. I don't know why though. It's just a neon. :lol:

My "just a neon" is faster than everyone in this whole threads cars. I may just be driving a neon..but you just got beat by a neon. Well, that's if you're bold enough to run me. Most people admit to being scared. I don't know why though. It's just a neon. :lol:


Ok... first off.

No, your car is not the fastest in this thread. So, please stop acting like you're top dog.

Arrogance won't get you far around here son. :sly:

it's been a while since i've posted but this brought me out of hibernation

My "just a neon" is faster than everyone in this whole threads cars. I may just be driving a neon..but you just got beat by a neon. Well, that's if you're bold enough to run me. Most people admit to being scared. I don't know why though. It's just a neon.

lolz dUdE uR sO fUnNy/InTiMIDaTiNg!!1!1!!!!!1111!

being cocky AND driving an srt-4 isn't gonna win u over any friends.

Ok... first off.

No, your car is not the fastest in this thread. So, please stop acting like you're top dog.

Arrogance won't get you far around here son. :sly:

The only car I noticed that might have a chance was Robs71Novas Nova. Depending on what motor it has.. But yeah..that's it.

The only car I noticed that might have a chance was Robs71Novas Nova. Depending on what motor it has.. But yeah..that's it.


A fairly worked over Big Block Chevy, not to mention his 454 Corvette, and his WS6 Trans Am, but he left it bone stock.

The point is, I don't see you showing us dyno numbers or time slips. So, your 'claims' mean nothing.

A fairly worked over Big Block Chevy, not to mention his 454 Corvette, and his WS6 Trans Am, but he left it bone stock.

The point is, I don't see you showing us dyno numbers or time slips. So, your 'claims' mean nothing.

Maybe the Corvette and Nova. A stock LS1 isn't anything to me..

"SRT-4" and "cocky" are definitely NOT mutually exclusive terms.

Maybe the Corvette and Nova. A stock LS1 isn't anything to me..


How do you figure? You haven't even told anyone your mods, how are we supposed to believe that? And as matt said i dont see dyno or track slips, if your car is as fast as you say, you've had to take it to the track at least once to see what it can run.

My "just a neon" is faster than everyone in this whole threads cars. I may just be driving a neon..but you just got beat by a neon. Well, that's if you're bold enough to run me. Most people admit to being scared. I don't know why though. It's just a neon. :lol:

No car is scary. Impressive maybe, but theres no reason to be afraid of someone's car dude. Chill out man, there are a lot of faster cars on this forum than yours. Take 90redgt's 5.0 for instance. :evillol:

like ive said before, this doesnt know shit about cars or his own car. Its painfully obvious that his mom and dad bought him the car. Hes never been to a race track with it, hes never had it dynoed, hes never done any upgrades to the car. 20 bucks says this BurntRice87.

like ive said before, this doesnt know shit about cars or his own car. Its painfully obvious that his mom and dad bought him the car. Hes never been to a race track with it, hes never had it dynoed, hes never done any upgrades to the car. 20 bucks says this BurntRice87.

Dude. Seriously. Shut the fuck up. I've been drag racing before you were born so quit running your mouth. You have a weak ass little cavalier with a baby supercharger on it. Your car is junk. I don't know anything about cars?? I work at a shop! Hahah. :loser:

Maybe the Corvette and Nova. A stock LS1 isn't anything to me..

I would take over 80% of the cars in this thread over your neon.

Remember, a piece of turd can be made fast, but at the end of the day, it's still just a turd.

20 bucks says this BurntRice87.

Possibly a close relative??

Someone from another board ran into him. They said that noevoplease was posing his Neon as an SRT-4.

More info here

http://www.acurazine.com/forums/showthread.php?t=317596

My "just a neon" is faster than everyone in this whole threads cars. I may just be driving a neon..but you just got beat by a neon. Well, that's if you're bold enough to run me. Most people admit to being scared. I don't know why though. It's just a neon. :lol:
I'm yer huckleberry :smokin:

Someone from another board ran into him. They said that noevoplease was posing his Neon as an SRT-4.

More info here

http://www.acurazine.com/forums/showthread.php?t=317596

Yeah, it's actually just an SRT design. Wanna run? :lol:

I'm yer huckleberry :smokin:

Okay, Doc.

Dude, if you'll travel to Phoenix Arizona, I'll run you. What's the big deal?

Dude, if you'll travel to Phoenix Arizona, I'll run you. What's the big deal?

Eh, I'm not driving to phoenix. Not unless you're willing to put up alot of money..

Okay, Doc.
You wanna come up to Atco? I'll be there next Tues. Otherwise I'll be down at Cecil in Oct, possibly this month too, but not sure yet, but I'll definitely bet there Oct 22nd if you'd like to line 'em up :)

You wanna come up to Atco? I'll be there next Tues. Otherwise I'll be down at Cecil in Oct, possibly this month too, but not sure yet, but I'll definitely bet there Oct 22nd if you'd like to line 'em up :)

I can make Cecil. :smokin:

I don't like to get money involved in racing...but I got a buddy with a bmw that would take your money from you.

I can make Cecil. :smokin:
Sounds good. If I make it down there before Oct 22nd, I'll let ya know. Otherwise, I'll see ya next month :) So what mods/times are you running?

Sounds good. If I make it down there before Oct 22nd, I'll let ya know. Otherwise, I'll see ya next month :) So what mods/times are you running?


I don't think he's got enough...


Put some money on it. :icon16:

I don't think he's got enough...


Put some money on it. :icon16:
Hmmm, I don't usually race for money. Maybe a small wager, like covering the winner's gate fee ($35)?

Sounds good. If I make it down there before Oct 22nd, I'll let ya know. Otherwise, I'll see ya next month :) So what mods/times are you running?

You're going to win. Your truck is a good bit faster. I'll race you from a roll. :icon16: :grinno: :lol: :p

I don't like to get money involved in racing...but I got a buddy with a bmw that would take your money from you.

Don't try to race a car that isn't yours. Thanks.

You're going to win. Your truck is a good bit faster. I'll race you from a roll. :icon16: :grinno: :lol: :p
I don't think they have roll racing at Cecil :lol2:

Don't try to race a car that isn't yours. Thanks.

I'm not trying to race anything that isnt mine. Just stating a fact that I have a buddy, that owns a BMW, that would race you for a large sum of money. Are you scared? As you would say.

I'm not trying to race anything that isnt mine. Just stating a fact that I have a buddy, that owns a BMW, that would race you for a large sum of money. Are you scared? As you would say.

I have a friend with an LS1 camaro that will race your friends BMW for several thousand dollars minimum. But that's all irrelevant. Because that's not my car. And that BMW isn't yours. So don't make call outs for other people.

Why would someone be so afraid to post their mods? And if you have been racing for so long.. Where are time slips? Dyno sheets? Anything?

I know those Srt4s can be quick.. but you provide no information hiding behind some BS that you probably picked up off the internet or Gran Turismo... (Oooh a Stage 2!) Pull out some facts, then you can be proven fast.


But again.. youll still have a neon.

Oh, c'mon, give the kid a break. Don't you all know that the SRT-4 is the f4st4rest car evAr? :rofl:

http://www.users.fast.net/~nescca/natwgresults1.pdf

14 lap race at Watkins Glen. SRT-4 races in the "T2" class. 4 SRT4's started the race out of 15 T2 cars. One finished 5th, one 7th, and 2 DNF's.

Why would someone be so afraid to post their mods? And if you have been racing for so long.. Where are time slips? Dyno sheets? Anything?

I know those Srt4s can be quick.. but you provide no information hiding behind some BS that you probably picked up off the internet or Gran Turismo... (Oooh a Stage 2!) Pull out some facts, then you can be proven fast.


But again.. youll still have a neon.

You know..mopar stage 2? it's a pcm, wga, map bar sensor, and injectors.

Most srt owners suffer through the same stages that a human goes through when someone close to them dies. it's called DABDA (or the 5 stages of death)

Denial - I don't own a neon, it's an SRT-4. they're nothing alike.

Anger - God D***it it's not FU***ng NEON! you own a cavalier! you own a civic!

Bargaining - It was built on the same platform as the neon, but that's it

Depression - This sucks man, no one believes me when i tell them it's not a neon

Acceptance - Oh well, it's a neon. not much i can do about it.


Taken from a sig that I saw on the Cobalt.net...gave me a chuckle.

Most srt owners suffer through the same stages that a human goes through when someone close to them dies. it's called DABDA (or the 5 stages of death)

Denial - I don't own a neon, it's an SRT-4. they're nothing alike.

Anger - God D***it it's not FU***ng NEON! you own a cavalier! you own a civic!

Bargaining - It was built on the same platform as the neon, but that's it

Depression - This sucks man, no one believes me when i tell them it's not a neon

Acceptance - Oh well, it's a neon. not much i can do about it.


Taken from a sig that I saw on the Cobalt.net...gave me a chuckle.

It's definitely a neon. But that doesn't matter to me..because it's fast. Some people pay for heated seats and name sakes..and some people pay for speed. Simple as that.

So how much horsepower are you running to the wheels? To the Crank? Torque?

0-60? 1/4 mile? 1/8th mile?

It's definitely a neon. But that doesn't matter to me..because it's fast. Some people pay for heated seats and name sakes..and some people pay for speed. Simple as that.

to bad you didnt pay for any of it! OHH BURN!

to bad you didnt pay for any of it! OHH BURN!

What the fuck is your problem, asshole? My parents passed away long ago. So quit running your god damn mouth about shit you haven't got a clue about, you worthless piece of shit. Take your slow ass gay automatic cavalier and shove it up your worn out asshole. My car is just a neon. But it's fast. Your car is just a cavalier. And it's slow. And it's an automatic. Are you sure that's not your sisters car??

to bad you didnt pay for any of it! OHH BURN!

^Dont mind him, hes just upset that he put a few thousand dollars into his car...and its still a high 14 second car...

^Dont mind him, hes just upset that he put a few thousand dollars into his car...and its still a high 14 second car...

It's hard to ignore him when he follows me around making ignorant comments.

What does Cassies car run? Usually someone only complains about high 14's when they got a quick vehicle themselves.

Most srt owners suffer through the same stages that a human goes through when someone close to them dies. it's called DABDA (or the 5 stages of death)

Denial - I don't own a neon, it's an SRT-4. they're nothing alike.

Anger - God D***it it's not FU***ng NEON! you own a cavalier! you own a civic!

Bargaining - It was built on the same platform as the neon, but that's it

Depression - This sucks man, no one believes me when i tell them it's not a neon

Acceptance - Oh well, it's a neon. not much i can do about it.


Taken from a sig that I saw on the Cobalt.net...gave me a chuckle.
Being a psyc major and all, this one is definitely a winner :lol2:

P.S...hey Matt, time to close this thread...I can tell by the fact that all the members are starting to fight amongst themselves(Cassie attacking Jason, Vettribution attacking Cassie, etc.)...stick a fork in this one, it's done.

I took a death and dying class last year so i found that pretty nifty myself.

LoL.. Im just curious what his beamer runs. I guess im numb to the Beamers when my beater 800 dollar car has been keeping up with them on the Autobahn and such.. But those are usually like 318's, and an older 328 if I am not mistaken.. ANything quicker or bigger usually contain more refined, non-racing, types.

I'm not sure what his 325 runs...probably mid 15's but that's just a guess...right now an H1 would run a faster 1/4 than I...my car is down.

I'm not sure what his 325 runs...probably mid 15's but that's just a guess...right now an H1 would run a faster 1/4 than I...my car is down.

That would be my guess too.

My truck is sitting in a garage right now, waiting for my PCM to be tuned and completed by HP Tuners.. I know how you feel. (Have a backup stock PCM in, but the truck needs the tuner with the additional power from the turbo. All that power and nowhere to go)

we all love cars....put your petty little battles aside so we can all just have some fun...sheesh

Being a psyc major and all, this one is definitely a winner :lol2:

I took a psych class at my college, so this one caught my attention. And it fits very nicely for the situation as well...BONUS!

oh yeah PS...it's the 5 stages of GRIEF, not the 5 stages of Death...and I think there are actually 7 stages...

Jesus, I go to work for a few hours and this shit happens


Jayson: just leave noevosplease alone. Stop pushing his buttons, and he'll stop pushing yours. And if you truely don't like what he has to say, go to you control panel and put him on ignore.

noevosplease: please, please stop posting that your car is fast. Untill you prove it otherwise. You're just another Cocky SRT-4 owner in the forums eyes. We hate cocky people... flappin lips about how kewl their car is with little to no proof. Except in your case you've got a few very dark pictures.

Closed... I can't believe you kids can't behave sometimes.:banghead: